So Users is back up. No it isn't passed the week random fan. It is only 11:00pm on Saturday.

This is it. Back to the Normandy.

So, tell your friends, tell your dog, then tell your psychiatrist cause Users is back.

Cody:

Cody stepped aboard the Normandy and had his mind blown for the fifth time today. He couldn't believe the worst day of his life just became a kick ass adventure to the galaxy's secrets. Cody began to think back as he was taken on a tour of the Normandy.

It started with his morning; he had to live at his parents' house for a while due to college expenses. All in that time his dad decided that he needed to get up earlier. So every night his dad was setting his alarm clock back ten minutes. Today, he woke up at 5:30am after he went to bed at 3:00am.

For breakfast, he ended up cooking every one pancakes because every time he finished three, someone would grab them. He'd start over and make three, someone would grab them. It just kept happening until the fifth batch when everyone had eaten.

Later, his girlfriend calls him up and says that they need to talk. He met her at their usual spot at the park. There she broke it off and hopped in a car with another guy. Cody had been down in the dumps until he got a text from Danny. Cody read the text.

Hey, going to Ty's place. He doesn't know. Bring a keg. WE'RE GETTING SHIT FACED.

If there was something Cody needed it was Danny, Ty, and a keg. Those three mixed with Mass Effect Multiplayer always kept him out of depression.

Cody ran home and grabbed his Xbox and then stopped by the liquor store and grabbed a keg. He ran over to Ty's house quick and arrived to an eerie quiet. Usually, by this time, Ty and Danny would be arguing about something with Hollywood Undead blaring in the background. Yet, there was nothing.

Cody stepped in and set the keg down on Ty's couch and saw the TV was on. He took a look at it and saw Danny on screen. He was in Mass Effect and fighting on Feros. Cody got close to the screen and touched it. The TV responded with a shock that sent him fling across the room into the kitchen.

Cody got up and felt like an electric charge was surging through his hair. He got back up and made his way to the couch. Cody took a seat next to the keg and poured a glass. He took a sip and then gulped the rest down. Then he looked to his left. Next to him was a glowing Xbox controller that had lit up A and X buttons. Cody was a little freaked by the controller as it was floating and facing toward him. Cody reached out and touched the controller and... nothing happened.

Cody looked around and saw that nobody was around to catch him and he took the controller in both hands and began moving the sticks. He saw Shepard running back and forth from where Cody moved the sticks. Now, he could take some anger out.

Cody began killing everyone. Nobody was safe from Cody's rage. Eventually, he rushed a prime. His finger immediate assumed that B was the correct button to press to melee and all of his energy drained from him and he felt himself absorbed. Then, he woke up in a slimy mess, was saved by the gang, and now was aboard the freaking Normandy.

"And that concludes the tour, any questions?"

Cody looked at Shepard. He didn't even realize that he had recollected through his whole tour, "Uh, yeah, thank you Shepard. This is sweet."

Shepard let a chuckle, "Yeah, I guess it is, isn't it? Well, your friend Ty is in the infirmary. Chakwas said that she needs you and Danny there quickly."

Cody looked at Shepard, confused, "How did you find that out?"

Shepard pulled up his omnitool, "It was sent to everyone's omnitool. Didn't you get it?"

Cody shook his arm a little and no omnitool came, "Uh, I guess not."

"Whatever."

Shepard took off and gave Cody the cold shoulder. Cody just gave a duh fuck look and then made his way down the stairs to the Medbay. There he saw a worried Tali, a bored-looking Chakwas, a thoughtful Liara, and a still drinking Danny.

Danny:

Danny and the crew arrived aboard the Normandy. First thing he wanted was liqueur and the second was to see Ty. They all assumed that Liara had taken him back while they defeated the Thorian. Luckily, they were right. Danny walked into the Medbay and saw Ty laying on the table and Chakwas getting frustrated over something.

"Ey, peeps, how's it hanging with cyborg here?"

Chakwas threw herself back in her chair and grabbed her hair with her hands, "Frustrating, no matter what I do, I can't break the armor's skin. It also has become resistant to code hacks. Like it's become sentient."

Danny thought for a moment and then came to the most logical conclusion that he could, "I need a beer."

Danny did a one-eighty and stepped back into the mess hall. Looking around he saw everyone eating and enjoying that they were leaving Feros. Yet, no one was drinking. Danny could feel there was alcohol on the ship. Whenever it was around, he knew.

Danny began scanning the area and scoped everyone at their stations. Then, he saw the movement of someone trying to conceal something. His eyes quickly locked on to Kaiden drinking from a bottle. A plan began forming in his mind about how to get it.

When Kaiden set the bottle down Danny used a pull to bring the bottle forward. Once it was in the right place he made his way over to Kaiden.

"Hey, Kaiden, how goes the computer stuff?"

Kaiden looked over at Danny and continued to work, "Eh, it gets hard at times but you just have to clench your teeth and power through."

"That's what she said."

"What?"

Danny leaned over Kaiden's counter, "What you said seemed like a girl would describe sex. Ergo, that is what she said."

Kaiden just shook his head, "Look, I have to eat, so I'll continue this pointless conversation... never."

Kaiden just walked away without a second look at his terminal. Danny thought it was too good to be true and reached around to grab the alcohol but it wasn't there. Danny looked over at Kaiden who was walking away but spared a glance and held the bottle up high enough for Danny to see.

"Oh, he's good. But..."

Danny walked back around Kaiden's console and found a stash of alcohol, "Not good enough." Danny reached in and grabbed a bottle of whiskey and scotch. He placed the scotch in his armor's carrying paunch and opened the whiskey. Then, he saw Kaiden didn't log off his terminal.

When no one was looking Danny began subscribing Kaiden to any porn site he could. Then, he left the screen open so any one who walked by would think badly of Kaiden. Danny ended by high-tailing back to the Medbay, a drink in one hand and a smile on his face.

Tali:

Tali absorbed herself into her work. She didn't want to think of... him, or the mission he was on. All she wanted to do was finish her work and go to bed. That way she could wake up from her bad dream.

Tali just finished connecting the new wire cables when she heard an engineer yell from across the room, "Shepard's back!"

Several engineers picked their stuff up and left. Tali sat frozen, she didn't want to even think about what this could mean. Ty could be hurt or dead. Tali cringed at her thoughts and finished her work. Then, it was time to head to the Medbay.

Tali exited the drive core and walked into the elevator. There, she saw someone she was hoping to avoid.

"Hey, Tali, how's work going?"

"Oh, hey Alenko. Just fine, thanks."

Then, Alenko crossed his arms and got a smirk on his face, "So, did you remember my Brandy?"

Tali bowed her head in shame, "No, I forgot last time we were at the Citadel. There was the meeting with the Consort and then that cat alien thing. It just got so hectic that I let it slip my mind."

Kaiden patted Tali on the head, "It's okay, I heard what happened. You can do it next time, right?"

Tali looked up and shook her head frantically, "Yes, I will definitely do that. I'll put it in my omnitool right now", she replied as she pulled up her omnitool and added it to her list of stuff to get at the Citadel.

Kaiden chuckled a little bit, "Good, now you might want to go to the Medbay. Your boy is in there and not in good shape."

Tali's eyes widened and she took off past Kaiden in a rush. She got into the elevator and hit the up button. The ride up felt like an eternity as she began to panic. The doors hadn't even opened yet and Tali was clawing at the door.

Once the door began to open, Tali dropped down and rolled through the door before it was fully opened. She got up quickly and took off down the hall. She opened the doors and saw Ty laying on the hospital bed with Liara and Danny standing over him.

Tali rushed over to Ty and began scanning his body for damage. When she saw the medigel seal over part of his armor she immediately zeroed in on Danny.

"What happened to him?"

"We got caught by a colossus. Ty managed to hold it off while Garrus and I were unconscious."

Tali looked down at Ty, "How long till he wakes up?"

Chakwas shook her head, "We don't know. Something is keeping him asleep."

That's when Liara stood, "I can help. I can connect our minds and try and figure out what is holding him in his sleep."

Tali made a violent motion toward Liara, "Bet you would like to be in his head again, wouldn't you?"

Liara put her hands up, "I have no idea what you are talking about."

"I saw you two before we arrived at the Citadel. You have your face locked to his."

Chakwas stepped in between them, "Enough, this is not the time to be arguing. Liara, you can join minds. Tali, if Ty doesn't wake up... things are going to deteriorate fast."

Tali clenched her fists, "Alright, do it."

Ty:

"It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of-"

Drew cut in, "Ty, we have found that you are stuck on a playback. Would you like us to assist?"

I just rubbed my temples, "No, just killing time. How long till I wake up?"

Drew stood for a moment, "Sir, we have noticed that Liara is trying to make a mental connection again with you. Should we allow it?"

I just threw my hand up, "Let her in. But seriously, how long?"

Drew stood for a moment as Liara reformed, "Still calculating."

Liara fully materialized, "Hey Liara, what's the word from the outside?"

Liara gave a look of confusion but quickly shook it away, "We have been trying to wake you. It seems that something is keeping you asleep."

I pointed at Drew with my thumb, "Yep, that bastard over there. Keeps telling me he's making necessary adjustments."

"Ty, we are ninety percent done and about to complete our work if you would just-Warning unnecessary minds adding to already filled consensus. Trying to block. Fail. Trying to reroute. Fail. Allowing access."

I face palmed, "Can you ever stop someone from melding minds with me."

Danny and Cody materialized in front of Ty, "Oh shit."

Danny nodded his head, "So, this is your mind Ty. It's very... open."

I just pinched the bridge of my nose, "What do you want, Danny?"

Cody walked over to Drew, "This is cool, Ty. How'd you get this statue?"

"That's not a statue and wait... how the hell did you get in here, Cody?"

"Well, Danny put his hand on Liara's shoulder and it dragged him in so I did the same."

"Not that, I mean, how did you get into Mass Effect?"

"Oh, I went over to your house to rage play. I don't know how I got pulled in though."

"Well, this is utterly gre-ahhh, pain. So much pain. God, more painful than doing Danny's mom."

Danny heard Ty, "Hey-"

"Ty, we have finished adjustments. Inputting. You may feel a slight pain."

"Fuck you, Drew!"

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