Hey, chapter 17 is out. I can't believe it. Honestly, I can't believe enough people liked it to convince me to go past ten. Here's a hand for all the reviewers, Favorites, and alerts that I am on. Thanks guys, I really owe you.

I don't own mass Effect. If I did... Chakwas wouldn't be played by the Locust Queen.

Okay, voters, Tali is now tied with Danny at 2 votes and Shepard is tied with Ty at 1 vote.

Tali:

Tali sat holding Ty's hand waiting for him to do anything. So far, besides the rise and fall of his chest, he had been immobile. Liara had tried to make a mental connection but all that was happening now was that she was standing over Ty with her big black eyes and Danny and Cody were there with her.

Tali laughed at her though but quickly stifled it. She couldn't get the thought out of her head that Liara was probably trying to talk them into a mind orgy like the whore she was... but she has been standing there a long time. What if they accepted Liara's idea?

Tali's thought was quickly cut off by Ty sitting up and screaming in pain. He clutched his shoulder and his arm began to bubble. Then, a huge mass moved from his arm down to his hand and began to form a shape. By this time, Liara and the boys had come out of their trance and watched Ty grow a new glaive.

Ty stopped screaming slowly, "Wow, that hurt. Anyone got something to eat?"

Tali got confused quickly, "Uh, you just grew that out of your arm and you're worried about food?"

Ty nodded his head, "Yeah, growing that really took a lot out of me. I need some iron."

Ty got up and walked out of the Medbay. Everyone just began looking around in confusion. Then Chakwas looked up from her data console.

"Well, we need him back in here. Go get him."

Danny and Cody just shook their heads and walked out. Liara thought for a second and then collapsed on the floor. Tali just backed away and left. She didn't want to pick up Liara. She hated that bitch.

Tali exited and saw a gathering of troops around the mess hall table. She walked over to see that Ty had his helmet's visor gone and was gorging himself on three biotic portions. Ty looked from his food up to Tali. He smiled and had some food fall out of his mouth. Then, he went straight back to gorging.

Ty continued to eat and packed on two more regular portions and about a gallon of water. It was when Ty was reaching for a sixth portion that Tali finally had to speak up.

"Do you really need that?"

Ty thought for a moment, "Well, I guess I could share it if you want."

Tali face palmed her mask, "Not what I meant. You've eaten five portions and about a gallon of water. Don't you think you've had enough?"

Ty thought for another second, "Nope, I need more."

Ty began to tear the pack when Tali snatched it out of his hands, "You've eaten enough Ty. I think I'll just bring this with me."

Ty reach out and made a grab for the meal. Tali pulled back the meal with a playful giggle. Ty caught on immediately and gave Tali a devilish look. Tali gave one glance and got lost in his emerald green eyes.

Tali immediately realized what she had just saw, "Your eyes!"

Ty looked confused, "What are they lazy? Do I have cataracts? Do they look gay?"

Tali shook her head in confusion, "No, they're...green."

"Green!?" Ty ran into Shepard's room and Tali heard a scream. This scream was not a man's, but a woman's. Tali decided the best course of action was to head back to the engineering bay and wait for Ty to come to her.

Ty:

"Green!?" I didn't know what to think. I had to find a mirror, any mirror. The first one I thought of was that Shepard had one in his room. I took off for the door and it opened revealing a sexy looking human. She was lying on Shepard's bed, surrounded by roses and all the tables had candles lit.

The woman turned around and I saw it was Ashley. She had a condom in its rapper in one hand and the room remote in the other. She flipped on the music and a soft jazz rhythm started to play. She batted her eyes a few times and I had to cut in before the awkwardness rose to level "holy shit".

"Hi, Ash."

Ashley froze, "Uh, hello Ty. How are you?"

"Please don't", Ash let out a loud scream, "… scream. Good, glad you listened to me. Well, I better go before-"

"Holy shit!"

I turned around and saw Shepard staring at Ashley and me, "Oh, good, you're here." I patted Shepard on the shoulder and walked out as fast as possible. I walked all the way to the elevator and hit down. I took the time that I was in the elevator to talk to Drew.

"Alright, what did you do to me?"

My omnitool came to life and spawned my combat drone but this time it was black and had a familiar voice, "We simply gave you eyes that were more efficient for seeing. They will not be blinded by sun but not be useless in the dark."

I brought my hand up and pinched the bridge of my nose, "Okay, but from now on can we talk about changes to my body? I feel I should make the decision to, or not to."

"Very well, we will consult all changes with you. We currently have a project to increase your testosterone output. Should we continue?"

"You're doing WHAT!?"

Danny:

Danny and Cody left the Medbay and took the elevator down to the lower deck. Danny had done a lot on Feros and felt he needed a nap. Cody, on the other hand, felt it was a good time for questions.

"So, why is Ty in Corrupt armor?"

Danny began cracking his joints but answered, "Well, we have this power to manipulate certain types of items in Mass Effect. Now, I can transform guns, so", Danny pulled his pistol out and changed it into a shotgun, "I can manipulate guns into other guns."

"Okay, so, why is Ty in Corrupt armor?"

"Ty has the ability to change armors for a short amount of time. He, unfortunately, didn't know that the corrupt armor was alive, and instead of disappearing, it took on a mind of its own and is now bonded with Ty. Any more questions?"

Cody thought for a moment, "What's my power or ability or magic?"

"Well, that's simple, it's... huh, I guess I don't know. Next time we are up in the Medbay, ask Chakwas."

"Why Chakwas?"

"I'll explain later", Danny replied as he exited the elevator. He walked over to Garrus, who was hard at work, doing something. "Hey, Garrus."

Garrus looked back and then down at his console again, "Hey Danny, how's the new sentinel doing?"

Danny shrugged, "Good, how's the stick up your ass?"

"It's coming out slowly.", Garrus replied in a monotone voice.

Danny gave a chuckle, "Good, maybe once it's out we can have a beer."

Garrus took a breath, "That actually sounds good right now." Garrus walked over and pressed a button on the Mako. It opened to revile a compartment full of ice and six packs. Garrus reached in and grabbed a few out. "Well, were should we drink?"

Danny looked around and saw that nobody had a clear view of the back of the Mako. Danny gave Garrus a nod toward the opening and they walked back. Garrus sat and pulled one of his cans off the rings and Danny reopened his bottle of whiskey.

Danny thought for a moment, "What should we drink to?"

Garrus gave a Turians smile, "That Shepard will one day find a god damn sense of humor."

"Here here." Danny raised the bottle to his mouth but was cut off when he heard Ty yelling from the elevator.

Shepard:

Shepard held Ashley close, not letting her have any room to move. She wanted to leave and go from the embarrassment earlier. Shepard on the other hand, did not want her to leave. He was so confused by Feros that he needed to be with someone. Someone he could talk too.

"Damn it, Shepard, let me go!"

Shepard hadn't said a word and instead brought her in for a kiss. He held it long and intense. Then, he finally let her break away and... she hit him. Ash came with a straight right to the face, knocking Shepard on to the bed and giving him a worse headache than he already had.

"Not gonna do that again."

"You asked for it. I only do things that I want or allow. I didn't allow you to kiss me."

"Are you at least going to allow me an ice pack?"

Ashley crossed her arms and spoke in a sultry tone, "But ice makes swelling go down."

Shepard just shook his head, "You are more bipolar than a polar bear with a penguin."

Ash sat down on the bed and gave Shepard a big hug, "There's your terrible sense of humor."

Shepard wrapped his arms around her and got on top, "Well, then let's do something I'm not terrible at."

Shepard began to lean in for a kiss when Joker broke in, "Attention, all ground crew to the comm room. Commander needs to debrief everyone."

"Goddamn, cock blocking, son of a bitch!"

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