A/N: Kamil the Awesome: you are awesome. Just wanted you to know that.

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"So where is the TARDIS?" Anthony asked as the group snuck around the house taking particular care that they were not seen.

"Right here." Martha sighed. "It's the Police Box."

"Oh, right." He smiled sadly. "My parents mentioned that."

"Ok." Jackie said nervously as they all stood in front of it. "Let's go." She pushed the door in slightly and walked it with Luke, Sky, Emily, Nathan, and Alfie but the others were unable to enter.

"Shit." Jackie muttered as she pulled her jeans up to read her tattoos and swore again. "Why the hell did I tell myself I needed to find you guys if the TARDIS is rejecting you guys for some reason?"

"Why aren't we allowed in?" Captain Jack asked.

"I don't know." Jackie groaned. "But we don't have time to figure it out. Just go back to Brian's house and … chat or something."

"No, we should be helping!" Martha shouted.

"Well standing here shouting and drawing attention to us is the perfect way." Jackie growled. "Now go. Dad could be anywhere and he CAN NOT see us!"

"Fine." Mickey said, taking his wife's hand. "We'll wait. Go and be safe."

"But the kids-" Martha started, but Jack cut her off.

"Will be fine." Her old friend assured her. He nodded to Jackie and she closed the door.

"Great, so we have a TARDIS." Luke crossed his arms. "And half the group. Now where to?"

"Where ever the TARDIS decides to take us." Jackie answered.

"Ok, really, is anyone else getting tired of her answers?" He asked the group.

"Luke, don't be rude." His sister scowled as Jackie started fiddling with controls.

"No, he's right." Alfie agreed. "This plan seems flawed and full of holes."

"Who say's I even have a plan?" Jackie asked with a laugh. "I wish. But hey, the TARDIS always takes you where you need to go." As if on cue the TARDIS started beeping and alarms sounded. A figure of a lanky man with a large chin appeared in holographic form.

"Unknown power source detected." It said in a monotone voice. "Identify."

"You know exactly who I am." Jackie answered with the same confidence she had shown when she first met everyone. "Is this the current regeneration of him?"

"Yes and Yes." The hologram replied. "Unknown power source detected. Identify."

"What the hell does that mean?" Nathan asked.

"Two genomorphic humanoids, three humans, and one half Time Lord Humanoic." She said slowly.

"The information is positive, however there is missing information." The man said. "TARDIS emergency protocols activated." The entire Tardis shook and Emily screamed.

"What the hell?" Luke growled.

"I don't know!" Jackie called as they all braced themselves. Suddenly the shaking stopped and Jackie looked at the monitor. "Shit."

"I'm begging to agree with Luke." Nathan groaned. "I'm starting to hate the limited information."

"We're on Earth, London still." Jackie answered slowly.

"There's a 'but' coming." Luke groaned as he walked up to her.

"But, it's 1519." Jackie groaned. "The closet should be around here." She started walking about, looking down the hallways.

"This is the height of Henry VIII's court, right?" Sky asked.

"Yes." Jackie nodded. History was something her father had always stressed.

"Wait, the King of England?" Emily asked as they found a closet filled with the right clothes mysteriously. "Are we going to his court?"

"Apparently." Jackie's eyes narrowed. "I hope this covers all my tattoos."

"Why?" Emily asked.

"Because they'd think she's a witch." Alfie smirked. "We all have to be very careful about what we say."

"Oh no!" Jackie groaned. "I'm 20!"

"So?" Nathan asked. "I'm 19."

"I need to be married in this time." Jackie groaned. "And Emily at 16 is old enough to be betrothed and Sky at 13 needs a Chaperone."

"Easy." Luke said. "I'm her older brother and 21 so that makes it perfect."

"I can be Emily's Chaperone too." Nathan said.

"And I guess I can be engaged to her. I'm 18." Alfie smirked as Nathan glared.

"Great, that means I have to be married to Luke." Jackie groaned.

"Lovely." Luke muttered as his sister giggled.

"Let's go." Jackie sighed.