Misiunea Unei Regine

Ketti: [insert witty comment here]Also, JuJu, remind me after chapter ten that I need to go through and put up the chapters you beta'd when I finally write more of this story.


Seras was even more agitated when she was trying to read in the library and her Master simply wouldn't let her. He plastered himself onto her side and couldn't keep his hands off. His hands groped her thighs under the table, where the librarian could only see Seras' agitated face and a clingy girl.

Her Master also decided licking her was a good idea when no one was watching, and Seras had to try really hard not to push him off the seat-bench they were on or just snap his neck. She was trying to absorb all the (wrong) information in her History book for an essay she was expected to do on Vlad the Impaler in the upcoming week, but it was obvious that her Master did not agree with this.

"Not during school!" She hissed, attempting to wedge her elbow between herself and her 'new roomie' so that she could flip the pages of the completely inaccurate book with her free hand and attempt to keep track of what the humans thought had happened as opposed to what she knew actually had.

The rest of the Study Hall period passed in a cloud of lusty angst for the Draculina's attempts to multi task. When they made it to Chemistry, Seras groaned as she realized her former table mate had moved to the open spot the missing girl had left. So, naturally, her Master took it.

It was less than ten minutes into class before Ms. Kelley said something, "Girls, do try to pay attention." It was a rather general admonishment, but Seras shifted away from the clingy touch of her Master's female form.

Ten more minutes later, and Ms. Kelley stopped in front of their table, saying nothing as she stared down at them. Slowly, her brows raised into her hairline, and Seras' cheeks flushed as she pushed against Ally. Thankfully they were at the back of the room.

Ms. Kelley gave them a hard look, before turning off to continue scrutinizing the test tubes and chemical mixtures going around the room, making sure that nothing toxic was being brewed.

Near the end of class, only about five minutes to go before the end of the school day, Ms. Kelley stopped at their table once more, and her expression tightened. "Girls," she began in a low tone to not attract undue attention, "I realize that in this day and age, discrimination against sexual orientation is in bad taste, and I will not be the one to report you, but this school has strict policies about relationships." She leveled a warning look in particular at the wide eyed innocent Ally – who currently had her hand edging down the back of Seras' skirt, much to the blonde's silent protest – "But the students talk, tone it down." With that she turned away and swept up the room to her desk to scribble something illegible on the chalk board.

Seras' cheeks burned like fire and she rammed her elbow viciously into the ravenette's ribs, "God damnit, stop!"

"Don't tell me what to do." Ally sang softly, and squeezed Seras' butt before withdrawing and looking even more sickeningly innocent and harmless. Seras didn't buy it for a moment, and neither did Cornelia Kelley, it seems.

It wasn't only the fact that her Master's blue eyes made him look insanely innocent, but also the fact that she'd much rather stare into the normal red abyss of his eyes. She didn't realize until after he'd changed his eyes that she really loved his beautiful demonic red ones.

As if sensing her thoughts, her Master flashed his red eyes at her with a smug smirk on his face and turned back towards the teacher.

Seras bit her lip, and began to tap her fingers on the table until the final bell rang. It was completely and utterly childish, but, hey, she was on a roll here… So she bolted out the door, leaving Ally behind, and decided to try avoiding him in the dark spooky cliché woods while no one was watching.

The Draculina sat in the middle of the large forest hunched over, her red eyes exposed and glowing as she read over her essay once again in the pitch darkness of the forest. She could occasionally hear crackling around her, but it was nothing to be afraid of, as she was sure this forest was full of little and big creatures.

As soon as she packed her homework away, she was tackled unexpectedly to the floor by a much larger weight then herself, and a little farther away into the forest a set of green eyes blazed and blinked away before anyone could see them.

"It's not school time, anymore, my little Draculina." Alucard purred in her ear as he nestled his hips into the cradle of her thighs, pinning her to the leaf strewn forest floor.

Seras shivered, and fell for the trap of opening her mouth to protest, only to be caught in the sneak attack of his lips once more. She moaned, and arched, mashing her breasts into his chest.

He purred and his hands began to wander to her hips, and Seras couldn't find it in her to protest again when the sound of her phone ringing pierced the still air of the forest.

It was Sir Integra.

…She should answer it…

The phone went silent, and then there was a sharp mental pain in her head as the Hellsing woman used their connection to force her attention back to the mission, and answering the damned phone. It rang again and the little Draculina bared her teeth in a grimace as she fumbled at her pants pocket to flip open the phone. "Sir?"

"Seras." Integra growled, "Explain to me why there are fees for two student enrollments at your academy?" The blonde's eyes widened and she stared incredulously at the form of her Master above her before shoving the phone at his face, "It's for you."

"You called, my Master?" Alucard asked in his pleasantly mocking tones. The next five minutes were spent listening to the Hellsing Head shout at her vampire for interfering with Seras' mission, acting without orders, and drawing unnecessary attention to the Hellsing Organization.

"Look at it this way, my Master," her own Master crooned into the phone at last, a manic light in his crimson eyes, "staying with Seras is keeping me occupied, and you don't need to cover up any little incidents during my midnight strolls through the woods." There was an outraged squawk on the other end of the line before there was a distinct crash of the phone meeting the receiver as Sir Integra hung up on them with a slam.

"Now, where were we..?" Her Master purred as he flipped her phone shut, and she gave him an arch look before dissipating into a cloud of bats and swarming back to the open window of her room.