So, it has been several weeks and I have been busy with some plans and Halo 4 so I apologize for the late coming of this chapter. Glad to say that Mondays are returning to be update days because I like Mondays. I seem to get a better following if I make Monday fun so here it is. Now, I am a little drunk and out of it. This is my final filler chapter and Virmire is coming in next week. Don't forget to leave me a pm or a review on your thoughts and felling for this chapter. I have said it before I prefer PMs over reviews. Without further due USERS CHAPTER 26.

Danny:

Danny sat just staring at the holopad in front of him. He was looking over different armors and that was it. Tali had dragged him to an armor store because she thought he should change it up from the Liberator armor that he had been sporting. He flipped through a few and ended up on Crisis armor.

Danny gave a shrug and clicked on the armor. The dressing room walls split and mechanical arms lashed out and removed his current armor and placed a new set on him. Danny then hit a button on the control panel to his left and the dressing room doors around him fell.

Danny stepped into the open and walked over to Tali. She was scanning through a list for engine parts. Danny smiled and knew a way to get a kick out of this. He walked around her and looked over her shoulder.

"Hey, is that the latest copy of Fornax human edition?"

Tali threw her arm behind her back and deactivated her omintool. Danny raised an eyebrow; he hadn't noticed her looking at her omnitool before. Tali just stared at him; Danny could see a hint of desperation in her stare like he had caught her doing something she wasn't supposed to. Tali's light on her mask lit up like she was about to say something when they heard shots in the distance.

Danny smiled, another adventure awaited. He grabbed Tali by the hand and took off for the shots. Whatever it was, he wanted in on a fight. It would turn this boring day into something more.

Danny and Tali sprinted to where the gun shots came from. Danny felt his heart sink when he saw the Citadel security carting off an angry looking Turian. Danny looked over to Tali who was face palming.

"I'm guessing you expected some adventure that would take us to the end of the Citadel in pursuit of one man?"

Danny let his head sag as he let out a sighed, "Yes."

Tali just looked away from Danny and walked over to the railing, "Well, what do you want to do?"

Danny ran his hand through his hair, "Um, we could go drinking."

Tali sat up and clapped her hands, "Alright, that gives me a chance to drink you under the table."

A smirk twitched on Danny's face, "Heh, nobody out drinks me."

Tali just walked past him and ran to the bridge, "first one there doesn't have to pay!"

Danny's eyes widened, he took off faster than he had ever ran before. Tali was at least twenty yards ahead of him and gaining. Danny had to kick it into gear.

Danny began sprinting at his top speed and quickly over took Tali. He looked back to see Tali stop at a door. Danny cursed and looked ahead to see an Elcor right in front of him. He smashed into the Elcor and fell down.

The Elcor looked down at Danny, "Sarcastically, you must be trying to kill brain cells."

Danny got up and began walking away, "Great, I ran into an Elcor comedian."

Danny walked over to the entrance and walked inside the bar. It looked like Purgatory, but that wasn't built until after the Reaper invasion. Danny walked up the first flight of steps and saw that in the section where Aria sat. It was full of tables and booths rather than a couch and Aria. Tali was sat right in the middle looking cocky as ever.

Danny sat down and brought in his signature smirk, "You ready to lose?"

The waiter brought a tray with two glasses and sat one in front of both of them. Tali picked her's up and hooked it into her induction port, "Why did you just talk to yourself?"

Danny picked his drink up and threw it back and downed it. He set it down and looked to see Tali just finishing her's. Danny flipped his over and sat back in his seat. Tali sat her's down and looked over to the waiter, she waved and their next set of drinks were on the way.

The two had eight drinks and by this time they had began getting very personal in their talks, "So, Tali, what exactly drew you to Ty?"

Tali shook her head a little like she was trying to clear it, "Well, *hic* I hated him at first. Like he really pissed me off. Then, he spoke to me and I had a feeling like we were deeply connected. If I close my eyes I see my connection to him as a blue tether. Once I really start to think about it. I see a green tether and a red tether connected to him too."

Danny started to giggle a bit, "That's pretty deep."

Tali started to giggle too, "Your right, I guess it is. Now, we better hit the road before the waiter brings the check."

The two stood up and began to stumble off when they reached the stairs. Danny was the first and missed the step and slid down the flight while Tali grabbed the railing and slid/walked down. She reached the bottom of the steps and picked Danny up but almost fell on her ass in the in the process.

Danny tried to think clear enough to get back to the ship but couldn't muster up the focus to walk, let alone to a destination. The only logical conclusion he could come to was that if he couldn't walk, he better drive. He looked around and started walking toward the first transit car he saw.

Tali:

Tali clutched the seat and laughed at how fast they were going. Danny didn't know how to drive the car and refused to take his foot off the accelerator. This lead to cars and trucks swerving to miss them and Danny pulling and pushing the wheel causing them to fly in a serpentine like pattern.

Danny looked left and just shouted, "That's the way", and he immediately turned the wheel right and the car lurched right taking them toward the docks.

Tali just continued to giggle, "We are going to die."

Danny just gave his signature smirk and turned right into the Normandy docking bay, parking perfectly in the spot for cabs. Tali unclutched her seat and got up to head inside. She opened the car and started to get out when Danny shouted, "Last one inside has to sleep in the engine room."

Danny took off and ran for the Normandy while Tali still stood comprehending his statement. Once she got it, Tali took off after Danny but it was such a short distance and he had a head start on her. She manages to catch up and jump into the airlock just in time to see the door close behind her.

She looked over at Danny and was about to give him a talking to when her legs gave out from under her and she fell to the ground. She reopened her eyes to see Ty standing over her waving a hand in front of her face.

"Well, she is awake. How much did you drink Danny?"

Tali looked over to the other side of the room where Danny was leaning up against the wall, "Just eight or nine glasses, of their hardest stuff."

Ty pinched his nose, "We are going to be on Virmire in a day. I got shot at earlier today. Now, you are telling me you two got drunk and drove back to the Normandy."

Tali reached up and grabbed Ty's shoulder, "What happened?"

Ty looked down at her, "You drank a little too much, and you have alcohol poisoning."

Tali tried to pull herself up but her arm wasn't responding, "How long before I can go to work?"

Ty looked over to Danny, "It's going to be at least three days."

Danny just threw his hands into the air, "Ah, fuck, Virmire's tomorrow!"

Ty walked over to Danny and punched him in the face, "Bigger problem than that, why do you keep giving people alcohol poisoning!"

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