Yeah, I'm back. I hate to make you wait so long, but this chapter's been up for almost a month and it got two or three reviews. I actually have this and the next two chapters written, but if I don't get at least four or five reviews I'm not posting the next chapter. Once I get this one up and do the projects I have due in about seven days (that I haven't started), I'll write the next couple of chapters. Disclaimer:

Me: How can I write a disclaimer that's creative but still says that I don't own Labyrinth or Harry Potter?

My Sister: **shrugs**

Me: You're useful.

Last Time Hermione's POV

"No, you can't ask us," James' messy haired head said.

"You can only ask one of us," he finished.

"It's in the rules," Lily added pointedly, "I should warn you," she added with a weary glance, "one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies." The red-head glanced at her husband with a teasing smile.

"I do not!" he protested, "I tell the truth," he said with a pointed smirk in his wife's direction. I grinned at the couple; they were so like Harry and Ginny.

"Oh what a lie, Potter!" Lily said, breathy, rolling her eyes. My grin widened; just like Harry and Ginny. I could tell Regulus was growing impatient, I hope he doesn't say anything-

"All right, answer yes or no," Regulus interrupted the couple, rudely, I might add. I hit him lightly. "What?" he asked incredulously. I rolled my eyes.

"Don't mind him," I said and Lily and James just nodded for they had only eyes for each other at the moment. "James?" I questioned, and he looked at me, "Answer yes or no," I tried to be stern so as to avoid to become a victim of a Marauder's Joke. "Would she," I paused to glance at Lily who smiled encouragingly, "tell me and Reg," James smirked at the nick-name, and Reg smiled at me, which I returned, "That this door," I pointed at his door, "leads to the castle."

James looked confused, and then turned to look at Lily. Too bad she was looking at me, smiling. "Yes," James said, apparently not too sure of himself. Time to do what I do best.

Back to Sirius

"Alright, I've got something to say… to… you…"Sirius trailed off as he entered the throne room, for one reason;

"I see my baby, trying hard as babe could try,

What could I do?

My baby's love had gone,

And left my baby blue."

Jareth's voice rang out musically.

The ever respected Goblin King was singing in his throne room. With the goblins. To make matters worse, he was also dancing. And don't get me started on his outfit; tight pants and a poet's shirt. And a freaking necklace. 'First the high worm, then the drag-queen of a king. What next?' Sirius thought, 'my brother with a girlfriend?' He snickered at the concept, but it wasn't heard over the music.

"Slime and snails, or puppy dog's tail" a goblin trilled out. 'Oh this has to stop!'

"What," Sirius shouted, and got some attention. "The," the music stopped with a noise like in muggle cartoons. The Goblin King stopped singing and dancing to look at Sirius. His expression was caught between shock and rage. It was priceless. Sirius smirked, "Hell!" he finished.

"I just kicked you out!" Jareth shouted in confusion, "How did you get back already?" He muttered the last phrase as he pulled out what looked like a crystal ball from divination classes, only smaller. 'What the hell is he going to do?' Sirius thought, 'Tell me my future?' As Sirius smirked at this thought, Jareth turned the crystal into a rope and stepped towards Sirius. "Oh, shit…" Sirius muttered as he got tied up.

**Ten Minutes Later** (Sirius' POV)

I got kicked out! Again! Now I'm stuck in this damn cave. And it's dark…

Back to Regulus and Hermione (Regular POV)

"I got it!" Hermione shouted to no one in particular. "James' door will lead to certain death and Lily's will take us to the castle. So Lily if you don't mind…" Lily stepped to the side, revealing a wooden door. "Thank you, you four," Hermione said managing to be polite to even Pettigrew.

"Ladies first," Regulus said. Hermione nodded and walked forward smiling at Regulus' chivalry… until she fell. Regulus soon followed and down he went.

"Damn," he uttered as he got up. He held his hand out to Hermione. "Thank you," she said as she got up and brushed herself off.

"Oh, joy! Visitors!" a sarcastic voice drawled in the dark. Regulus whipped out his wand and pulled Hermione behind him, so as to protect her.

"Lumos," he whispered and the light exterminated the dark of the cave, like some kind of pest.

"Sirius…" Hermione whispered and put her hand on Regulus' shoulder as she stepped beside him, much to his confusion.

"Merlin, Hermione?" The stranger questioned. The girl, now a woman nodded, tears forming in her eyes. "Good god…" Hermione rushed forward to embrace the living, breathing, Sirius Orion Black.

After a couple of seconds, they separated. Regulus' brow was furrowed.

"What are you doing here?" Sirius asked, hoping, she too, did not get into some kind of trouble.

"Looking for you!" she yelled, a laugh in her voice, "What are you doing here? We were told you were up in the castle!" She took a deep breath as she finished speaking to the old Marauder.

"What am I doing?" Sirius barked a laugh. "I'm trying to get out. As you and…" Sirius trailed off, as he, for the first time, noted the man standing beside Hermione. "Regulus… what the hell? How are you… how do you… Merlin!" Hermione and Regulus chuckled at his confusion, "Hermione get away from him!" Sirius shouted.

"Why?" Hermione inquired the long-lost man.

"He's a Death Eater," Sirius said in a matter-of-fact tone, causing Regulus and Hermione to roll their eyes and tut.

"Um… he's actually a 'good-guy' you could say," Hermione tried her best to explain the situation.

"I don't believe that! How's he young, or even here? It's got to be dark magic! I thought he died!" Sirius shouted, hot temper flaring again.

"I'm not a Death Eater anymore! And I only joined to save your sorry ass!" Regulus screamed at his older brother. He vehemently pulled his sleeve up to reveal his left forearm, clear of the Dark Mark. More calm he continued, "It disappeared when Hermione got here." (Switches to Regulus' POV) I took a deep breath. "And it wasn't dark magic that kept me young; it was the veil."

"Come off it!" Sirius said, throwing his arms up. He always had a temper. "You expect me to believe this?" Hermione sent him a look, I'll have to thank her later.

"Sirius," Hermione began softly, "you probably haven't noticed , but… you haven't aged either. And it has been about five years."

I smirked (Hey, I am a Black), "Thank you, Hermione."

"That still doesn't explain how he got here," Sirius stated obnoxiously. I swear my brother tries to keep me from making friends. Or getting girlfriends… scratch that last.

"You know how Hermione said that I was 'one of the good guys' now?" I asked with a sigh.

Sirius rolled his eyes, "I still don't believe you." Geez! And he calls me a prat? I went to snap at him but at a warning look from Hermione, I stopped. I'm going to pass on having an angry witch on my hands. "I'll explain later, for now, can we just get out of here?" I was tapping my foot impatiently.

"And how do you suppose we-"

"Enough Sirius!" Hermione was obviously almost as annoyed as I was with my brother. She turned on her heel to face me with a smile, "Regulus," she breathed, no longer yelling, "please find us a way out of here, and then we can all talk," she emphasized, causing Sirius to huff, "later." I returned the smile and faced the wall.

"Bombarda!"

Regular POV

The wall of the (now dark) cave crumbled to the floor, causing mixed reactions from the strange trio. Hermione beamed, Regulus smirked in his brother's direction, and Sirius huffed… again. "Boys," Hermione resembled a younger McGonagall at the moment, "Reg, stop smirking. Sirius, let's go. And grow up!"

"Yeah, Sirius," Regulus teased, "grow up."

"You too, Regulus," Hermione responded to the younger Black.

Sirius snickered at his brother being scolded. Hermione sighed and walked forward through the gaping hole. Regulus went to follow her and Sirius knocked him over. On purpose, I should add, dear readers. But I believe you already knew that.

Alright, took me three days on and off to type, but it's done. And I can't feel my fingers from the cold. You know we actually got snow today? How ridiculous is that. Any ways, hope you enjoy, and I want at least five reviews, is that really too much to ask for? Also, remember that constructive criticism is welcome, and most of all… Happy Halloween!