I can't decide who I like writing as better. Maya or Miles. I'm switchin it up and writing as Zoe this time. It's gonna be weird, but you can finally see what's going on in that evil (or is it evil?) brain of hers. Anyway, how are you guys? I love you loyal little lovelies. Enjoy your day/night/I don't know. R&R. This chapter is so short and crappy. Sorry.

(ZOE)

"Miles and Maya are going down. I swear even if it gets me expelled, they're going down. I'm gonna make them break up. I don't even want Miles anymore. My goal is to make them regret ever messing with me. And I always get my way." Zoe was ranting on the phone to her friend, Monica. Monica was still on the show. Monica played Zoe's BFF on West Drive, and was Zoe's only true friend in the world.

"Ooh, you gotta get them." Monica replied, chomping on her gum disgustingly loud. Zoe had to overlook a lot of things about Monica. She was all Zoe had. She might not be all that pretty or loyal or nice or...Zoe couldn't stand Monica, but...they were friends. Zoe wasn't all too good at making friends, but she wasn't about to admit that to anyone ever, so...fake friends were better than no friends at all, right?

"Yeah, I will. Not sure yet how, but...I'll figure it out." Zoe said, hanging up the phone. It was Monday morning. Monica was on set and Zoe had to go to the grossest place on Earth, Degrassi.

Zoe hated Degrassi with every fiber of her being. She hated the students, teachers, the principal was a total freak, the bathrooms were gross and dim, her locker had old gum in it, the food was not even close to real beef, nobody appreciated her or treated her like a celeb other than the annoying little freshmen, and there was bad cell service in every single part of the school. She couldn't talk on the phone in class or find a boyfriend to have drama with like on the show. It was completely and utterly miserable with a capitol M.

Zoe's face had finally gone down from the peanut allergic reaction at the dance. That was one more reason she didn't want to go to school. She'd be the laughing stock! "Mom, can I please stay home?" Zoe coughed, "I'm really not feeling well. I think I'm sick from the peanuts on Friday..."

Her mom just rolled her eyes. "The doctor said you were fine on Saturday morning, Zoe. I've got a job interview at 9, so I don't have time for your crap this morning. Get dressed, do your hair, and let's go! It's your fault you're in regular school instead of on a TV set."

Zoe crossed her arms and went to her room. She picked out the cutest outfit she could find to make Maya jealous, and curled her hair like she did on the episode of West Drive where she had to make her ex-BFF feel totes bad for stealing her boyfriend. Zoe looked even hotter than she did on usual days of school, which was pretty hot.

When Zoe got to school, one of the first faces she saw was Winston Chu's. "Hey, Chu." She tried to flirt. He just scoffed and walked away. What was happening? Chu was on her side!

Then she saw Maya and Miles. Glowing. They looked way too happy.

"Wow, someone got laid last night." Zoe practically yelled at the couple. They both blushed. Miles seemed happy and Maya seemed embarrassed. Maya muttered something like "Maybe it was a mistake" and then the couple separated and went to their own classes.

This was a piece of cake for Zoe.

One of the girl niners that was a fan of Zoe came up. "Hey, Zoe, want me to carry your bag? It's so cute." The girl was not even close to pretty.

"Um, no thanks." Zoe put on a fake smile, then walked past a tall, slightly nerdy but kind of cute guy and tossed her bag into his hands. "Thanks for carrying my bag. Follow me."

The guy threw her bag to the floor and laughed.

"No thanks, TV bitch. I don't want to be seen with you, and definitely not touch your stuff. You're pathetic." Then he walked away, and everyone laughed. Zoe felt tears well up in her eyes. Not the fake ones she made in her eyes for television, but real ones. "You're ugly anyway!" Zoe yelled to the boy's back, but he didn't acknowledge.

Zoe went home and cried. Her mom got mad and told her she was wasting her life, but Zoe didn't even respond. She wanted to have friends. She wanted to be normal. She wanted to be...Maya.