"It's the guy, the guy who lives with my mu he was out there last night and this is evidence" Nathan said showing me and Kelly the photo, which just looked like a blurry piece of crap "What am I lookin at?" Kelly asked, I nodded "Yeah what the fuck is that?" I asked,
he sighed and threw an arm around my shoulder to pull me closer "Cock, anus, bit a ball sack" he said using his hand that was attached to the arm around me to point out the guys bits, I pulled the phone closer to Kelly's view "Err what's that?" she asked "That's ballsack, it's from a low angle jesus" he said pulling it back "Why where were you last night?"
She asked looking at him, he ignored her and ran over to Simon, maybe he could see the fucking picture, I gave her a confused look and she returned the look "Look this guy is living with my mum we gotta do something" Nathan exclaimed as I sat down on the chair, my front agains't the back of it "Like what?" Kelly asked putting out the chairs "Can you get me a gun?" he asked
"I ain't gettin you a gun" she said firmly "C'mon you know someone right and it's just a little on nothin too lary ( sorry if I mispelt it)" he said pleadingly "There's no way, I'm getting a dick head like you, a gun" she said "You can get a gun off the internet" Simon said,
I rolled my eyes "Right how about we all just go round there tonight, we'll be mature and polite and then we'll just tell him to fuck off" Nathan said "What if he says no?" Kelly asked, he stuttered for a moment "I don't know we'll improvise" he said "So who's with me?"
he asked glancing at each of us, we all stayed quiet and he huffed "So it's like that is it? So much for being united by a horrific, lifechanging shared experience" he said trying to make us cave "Last week, you know, the situation. We killed our probation worker" he said the last part very loud and we all shushed him "That counts for nothing?" he asked, I sighed "I'll come"
I said, he looked at me hopefully "You will?" he asked, I nodded "Yeah, I got nothing else to do" I replied, he smiled and flopped down into one of the seats.
Nathan climbed through the kitchen window and managed to smash a plate while he was squeazing through "Any louder" I hissed, he turned round and motioned me in "C'mon" he said, I pulled myself up and through the window "This feels so wrong" I muttered crouching on the counter,
I looked around for something to help me down when he came forward "Lemme help" he said putting his arms around me and onto my ass, I put mine around his neck and he lifted me off the counter "I could get used to this" he said squeezing my ass, I rolled my eyes and saw something from the corner of my eye, we both looked to see the naked man from yesterday
"Nathan?" he asked, Nathan put me down and turned to the man "That's right, you're numbers up you psycho nudist freak" he said fishing through his pocket "Oh I got you know baby, see anything you recognize?" he asked showing the man the crappy photo, the guy tilted his head "What am I lookin at?" he asked, Nathan sighed in frustration "Cock, anus, Ballsack"
he said pointing to different areas of the photo "Is it?" the man asked smiling in amusement "It's from a low angle, it's you last night..." he said, the man's smile fell "...George Michael get's away with this shit but he used to be in WHAM, who are you?" Nathan asked
"I don't remember what happened" the man said nervously "Oh how very conveniant, this happened, I show this to my mum and you're history, so just take you're crappy shit, and go" Nathan said picking up a radio, he dropped it and it shattered on the floor
"That's you're mums" the man said, I snickered "Well I'll buy her a new one because that's what son's do for their mums, look don't make this any harder on her just go" Nathan said frustratedly "No you go, you're mum doesn't even want you here" the man replied,
Nathan snapped and punched him right in the nose "Shit, Nathan" I exclaimed pulling him back, his mum came into view and I groaned "Nathan, what are you doing?" she asked "You made me do this you wouldn't listen, that psycho was out there again last night, tell her you sick bastard" he said, Nathan's mum helped the man sit down and gave him some tissue for the bleeding nose
"He already told me" she snapped turning around "He told you?" Nathan asked in shock "So what the fuck?" he asked "It started after that storm, it did something to me, sometimes it's like I'm a dog..." the man started, my eyebrows raised "When I was a kid we had this Jack Russel, Billy, we did everything together..." he started "That's weird, that's really weird"
Nathan whispered to his mum who grabbed more tissue "..."He was my best friend, whenenver I see a Jack Russel it brings back all these feelings and next thing I know I'm waking up naked" he finished "It's true, I didn't believe it at first but I've seen what he's like when he changes" Nathan's mum said, Nathan glanced back at me and gave me a 'What the fuck?' look,
I shrugged and he turned back to his mum "Are you honestly telling me that you're okay with this?" he asked "Well if that's who he is then I've got to accept it, I mean some men dress up in womens clothing" she said "Yeah but their just sick perverts, he's dangerous" Nathan said
"I would never hurt you're mum, I love her" the man said, I suddenly regreted coming here and I now knew that Nathan was just a little kid having a tantrum because he wasn't getting enough attention from his mum "Nathan we should go" I said running a hand through my hair
"You've broken his nose" his mum exclaimed "It's not like you can enter him in crufts" Nathan said, a slap rang out through the room and he held his cheek in shock, I sighed as he ran out of the house through the back door "Bye" I whispered to his mum before leaving the house aswell.