After working with the old people the next day I had surprisingly run into my Gran, I said hello and we chatted, but she asked me where Nathan was, and that confused me to no ends, later on after it was all done and we were back to the garbage picking and we found Nathan sat down under the fly over
"Oi what happened to you?" Curtis asked "I will not be in a room where that song is playin, line in the sand my friend" he replied, I rolled my eyes "Some old woman was looking for you" Kelly said, I nodded and he thought for a moment before getting a 'Damn it' look on his face
"You shagged her?" Kelly exclaimed, my eyebrows rasied in shock "Yea nice one I gave her a right good seein to" he replied sarcastically, Kelly groaned in disgust "You totally screwed her" Alisha said, I giggled and he got a horrified look on his face "No" he exclaimed jumping up "You nailed that old woman? Nah that is wrong" Curtis said "Did you enjoy it?" Simon asked "Shut up you little freak"
Nathan shouted pointing at Simon "I think he enjoyed it" Simon smirked loving the fact it was Nathan getting teased and not him "Are you into that?" I asked "No" he replied getting frustrated "She didn't look like that when we started okay? D'you remember that bird Ruth from Tuesdy, beautiful yeah? Well that wrinkly old bint, that's her" he said,
I laughed for a bit until I put the pieces together "Kelly, memba I said that the girl he was flirting with looked like my nan? Well my nan was looking for Nathan today, and her names Ruth" I said in horror, realisation dawned on Kelly aswell and she laughed harder, I gagged
"You fucked my nan" I shouted, he had a look of disgust on his face and I gagged again "That's gross" I said "She told me she didn't have any granchildren" he said as though it would help "Oh and that makes it so much better" I said sarcastically
"Please tell me you didn't..."Alisha made a licking out motion with her tongue and fingers, Nathan gave us an annoyed look before walking away "Oh that's disgusting, my nan" I exclaimed, Alisha and Curtis were absolutely week, Kelly ran down to him and I leant agains't the wall
"You okay?" Simon asked me, I shook my head "No I think I need some therapy" I replied with the mental image of Nathan and my nan having sex.
We were in the changin rooms and I had just pulled on my jacket "I told yah there was other people who got messed up by the storm and you didn't believe me" Kelly said to Nathan "Yeah well I was wrong, wasn't I? There's a hurricane of weird shit out there"
he said, I rolled my eyes but gagged when Alisha made another licking out motion to him "Oh another oral sex gag brilliant" he said sarcastically, I shivered with disgust still finding the whole thing weird "We need to be ready for when they come after us" Simon said after closing his locker "Who Simon?" I asked "The other people who got caught up in the storm" he replied
"Why would they come after us?" Curtis asked "Because that's what people do" he said "Yeah well if they do we'll just tell them it was all you're fault" Nathan said "Maybe their after us because Nathan shagged their grans" I said, he glared at me and the others chuckled
"Oh you're fucking hilarious you are" he said opening his locker "You know that note you found in you're locker?" he asked, we all looked at him "I think it was talking about the probation worker" he said, we walked over to his locker and saw a missing poster of the probation worker,
the words 'I know' were written across it and I tensed "Fuck this" I said pulling off my glove, I slammed my hand on the paper and it burned and crinkled into a black color before turning to dust, I put my glove back on and stormed out of the room.