I ran into the community centre late, I had accidentaly burnt my alarm clock the night before "Sorry I'm late" I exclaimed as I got into the changing rooms "Where were you?" Kelly asked, I sighed and pulled my locker open "I burnt my alarm clock" I replied whipping off my shirt,

they shrugged and turned back to Simon but Nathan glanced at my tits one more time "Go on then turn invisible" Curtis said, I looked at Simon not caring that I was currently shirtless, but at leest my bra was on "I can't do it with people watching" he replied "So I guess it's like pissing in a urinal with a small cock"

Nathan said "I bet you'd know all about that" I said loudly, he glared at me and I winked "Well that's really impressive" Alisha said sarcastically, they all left and I decided to change.

I arrived at the hall and saw a load of clothes on the floor and a rather young guy explaining what we had to do, Nathan raised his hand as I stood next to him "If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?" he asked with a shake of the head, I chuckled

"If you've got any relevant questions, just ask" the guy said "Oh and if it's on dry land, I'd bet on the bear" he added before leaving, as soon as he was gone we started messing around, Nathan jumped into the clothes pile and I started folding them instead

"Oh come and have some fun" Nathan said wrapping his arms around my waist "No, Nathan" I squealed through giggles, he lifted me so that my legs were in the air and threw me into the clothes "You dick" I said through laughter,

I tried getting up but he pushed me back down, I grabbed his hand and pulled him down with me, he fell on top of me and I 'oomph'd' "I'm not that heavy am I?" he asked sitting up, I rolled my eyes and got up before folding again.

"Hey look at this try walking 10 miles to the well in these" Nathan said holding up a ski boot, I rolled my eyes and he pulled on a ski mask "Hey who am I?" he asked, he started singing rather badly and it sounded familiar "C'mon" he exclaimed at our confused looks "Okay I'll give you a clue, I'm an annoying cunt" he said smiling, I smiled "Tell us something we don't know"

I said throwing down a folded top "I'm Bono" he said, I gave him a confused look "Are we supposed to know who that is?" I asked, the door opened and we all looked to see Sally come in with a dark girl "Who's that?" Nathan asked

"That's the girl I had a fight wiv, I gotta do some restorative justice bollocks with 'er" Kelly said in annoyence "Hey Bono yeah?" Nathan asked Sally, she gave him a confused and bored look "What?" she asked "I don't know why I bother' he muttered

"Jodie's here c'mon" Sally said motioning to Kelly, she huffed and followed her into the office "Suits yah" I turned around to see the young helper guy checking out Alisha, she wasn't facing Curtis but I noticed the annoyed look he got on his face "Look at these"

I said pulling a pair of skates out of the pile "Now this is deffinatly something you see people wearing in Africa" I said sarcastically "Pass 'em here" Nathan said, I gave them to him and he skated over to the office window, he skated past while singing operah ish and I laughed as the door opened "Take of the roller blades" Sally said, he stopped "And the goggles" she added,

he reluctantly whipped them off and I laughed as she went back in, I spotted a white apron type thing in the pile and I put it on with a farmer girl hat "Sexy" Alisha said laughing, I smiled and spun while she put on a spotty dress, Nathan pulled on a white wedding vest and Curtis put on the top hat "We look amazing" Alisha exclaimed jumping on the table,

I laughed and jumped up with her "Why yes we do darling" I said in a posh voice, we all laughed and suddenly heard comotion from the office, the girl Kelly fought with came out with Sally and a chair flew out of the office "I was tryna be nice"

Kelly shouted before storming back into the office, I looked at Alisha nervously "I think that went pretty well" Curtis said, I laughed.