I was in my room lying down on my bed and I jumped when something landed next to me, I turned my head and saw a cute orange and white cat "Aww" I sighed stroking it's head, it purred and I heard the boys running down the stairs "Where did you come from?" I asked standing from my bed and looking down at the cat, it purred and rubbed itself agains't my bare thigh's, I smiled and picked it up holding it close to my chest "Let's see if the boys know" I said stroking the cat as I walked downstairs

"Ethan who's cat is this?" I asked as I walked into the living room, Benny was leaning agains't the arm of the couch and Ethan was talking quietly to Sarah "Hey you found him" Benny exclaimed looking at the cat, I shrugged and carried on petting it when something caught my eye "Hey Benny?" I asked walking towards him "Yeah Bail's?" he asked "What's the mummy doing here?" I asked a little nervous, he shrugged "Sarah brought him over" he explained, I nodded and the front door opened,

two large guys walked in dressed in weird egyptian clothing "Hah I found you at last. You may have vowed never to join the underworld without a bride but you may not join the living" one said aiming a spear at the mummy, Ethan and Benny were on either side of me crouched down behind the couch, I put the cat down on the table and stayed stood "You sure you got the right house?" Sarah asked from her spot behind the mummy "The eternal guards of the pharaoh, they swore to ensure that I would serve my sentence for eternity" Mummy boy explained

"Otherwise, what is the point in executing someone?" the other guard asked "It's time for a new line of work" Sarah said, she hissed and they flinched "Fear not Sarah, I shall deal with these vermin" Mummy boy said, he aimed a weird stick thing at the guards and a gold sparkling beam covered them, after a few seconds they dissapeared "Nice moves" Sarah said in awe

"I was totally about to do all that" Ethan said as he and Benny stood up, I rolled my eyes "Our victory is short lived, but the guards they'll live again. I've merely returned them to their tombs but they will not rest until I've returned home" Mummy boy said "So you're the mummy?" Sarah asked dissapointedly "We tried to tell you" Ethan said, she turned her head "You knew about this?" she asked angrily, Benny shrugged and she turned back around but hissed at the floor

"I wanted to tell you but I feared my being an' undead creature might frighten you away. I see now you have secrets of your own" he said motioning to her fangs "No don't, their beautifull" he said as she covered them, they both leaned forward but he paused when the cat meow'd, he dropped down to his knees "What's wrong?" Sarah asked worriedly "Are you allergic?" Ethan asked "Cats are the guardians of the after life, this one speaks to me" Mummy boy replied "Is it nap time?" Benny asked smiling,

Mummy boy stood up "In a manor of speaking. My apologies for bringing this trouble to your house, I must go" he said walking towards the door, Sarah followed him "Wait Hottie, where are you going?" she asked, I narrowed my eyes in confusion and turned to Benny "Is that his name?" I asked my eyes widening, he nodded and I turned back to face them "I've angered the gods by remaining on earth, it is time I departed this world for the next" Hottie replied "But we were just getting to know each other" she said slowly

"Sarah these large children you sit on may have stolen my pancreas" Hottie said glancing at us, Benny looked a little guilty while Ethan looked annoyed "But you have stolen my heart" he said putting a hand to Sarah's shoulder "Might we meet again so that we may seal our fate in the stars?" he asked

"Of course" Sarah said, he smiled and left the house "I don't care what you boys think, that has gotta be the most charming undead guy walking this planet" I exclaimed, Rory entered the house looking a little confused "Here Mr Kitty Kitty Kitty" he called, the cat purred slightly and I smiled "Hey guys, did I miss anything?" he asked, I shrugged.

"Can you believe that guy? Seal our fate in the stars really?" Ethan exclaimed as he walked into his bedroom followed by me and Benny, Sarah had left and Rory was downstairs with his pet cat "I know right? Sarah totally ate it up" Benny said sitting at Ethan's computer "Yeah well I bet he stole it from some corny old egyptian pop song or something" Ethan muttered typing at his computer

"Dude let it go, look rotting romeo's going back to ragsville and for once we don't have to do anything" Benny pointed out, Ethan thought for a moment and I sat on the edge of his bed "Yeah you're right. Well I promise from now on he's outta my mind" Ethan replied "Oh thank goodness" Benny sighed relieved while leaning his head back "Hah I got him" Ethan exclaimed

"Oh for goodness sakes what?" Benny asked annoyed while lowering his head to look at the computer "That whole fate in the stars line, he did steal it" Ethan said proudly, I walked towards the computer and looked at the wikipedia site "I'm so telling Sarah" he added

"Ancient egypt had pop songs?" Benny asked confused "Well not quite, it's from some ritual" Ethan said scrolling down the page "Uh oh, looks like it means he's taking Sarah to the underworld" he said worriedly "That club on Main Street? Lame" Benny said boredly, I giggled and Ethan gave him an' annoyed look "The other underworld" he said.

We finally reached the museum and Ethan jumped off the trolley "Thanks for the lift Rory" he said as Benny got out of it "I think I'm gonna be sick" he groaned "Halt, no one may disturb Hottie Ho Tep's journey to the underworld" one of the egyptian guards said holding their spears "Especially Sarah's male friend who cannot take a hint" the other said, I chuckled

"Wait so first you're tryna take him out and now you're chaperoning his date. What gives?" Benny asked confused "It is our duty to make sure he returns to the underworld, he's doing so" the guard said, Rory walked in front of us "I'll handle this" he said, my eyes widened a little in surprise and a cat was heard, Rory's head whipped to the left and he took off after his cat

"Rory now's not the time" Ethan exclaimed, Rory stumbled past us with his cat tearing at his face and the boys ran off to the other side of the road, I rolled my eyes and followed them "You got a spell for this?" Ethan asked turning to Benny "Like what?" Benny asked "I don't know something" Ethan replied "How about running? Running always seems to work" Benny said hopefully,

the guards came closer and I groaned "Do I have to do everything?" I shouted looking up, I shifted and hissed at the guards, they both flinched back and turned their heads as a truck came down the road "What is that?" One asked in awe, they both stood still causing the truck to slam right into them, it dissapeared and all that was left was their shoes "I guess that's one way to do it" I said shrugging "We showed them" Benny said, I rolled my eyes "Come on we need to find Sarah" Ethan said pushing past us "He really has a crush on her" I said shaking my head, Benny hmm'd in agreement and we ran after Ethan.

I ran into the egyptian room and found Sarah about to drink the tea "Sarah no" Ethan said loudly, Hotti stood up and she turned her head our way "Seriously?" she asked "Sarah if you drink that death juice it's a one way ticket to the underworld" Benny said "Hottie is that true?" she asked turning to face him "Sarah earthly life is but a fleeting dream. A new life awaits" he said, she stood from the chair "Save it for the afterlife, were done" she said angrily, he grabbed her arm

"I will not let you just walk away from destiny" he exclaimed "Hottie you're cute but you're not gonna stay cute if you don't let me go" she snapped, she hissed at him and begun walking towards us, he pulled out the stick again and created a gold forcefield around Sarah, she started to struggle as though she was stuck in place "Time to man up" Ethan said, he and Benny held out their fists and Hottie shot a gold beam towards something, gold beatles started to fly around the boys and they screamed,

I rolled my eyes "Sarah, we all have to go eventually" Hottie said as the boys ran around the room away from the bugs, I hissed and went to lunge for him when he shot a beam towards me, I was slammed agains't a wall and my arms were either side of me, I tried to move but I felt as though I was being held down "You immortals always think you're better than' everyone" he said angrily,

he aimed his palm towards a knife on the wall and it floated towards me, the knife hovered in front of my chest and I knew what he was going to do "Benny a little help" I whimpered as the knife got closer to my heart "Headgear is this yours?" Ethan asked holding a jar, he started to shake it and Hottie winced in pain "Cool it's like a voodoo doll in a jar" Benny exclaimed excitedly,

the tip of the knife touched my chest and I froze "Sarah please, you're breaking my heart" Hottie said as he clutched his stomach in pain, the force field around Sarah dissapeared along with my hold agains't the wall, I grabbed the knife and threw it away

"I'd say see you in the next life, but that's not going to happen" Sarah said, she pushed Hottie through the mummy coffin and slammed it shut afterwards, I sighed in relief "That was a harsh break up" Benny said, I glared at him "I am never letting you steal a pancreas ever again" I said annoyed, he rolled his eyes,