A/N: I couldn't remember what I put for the ¾ part of this chapter so I improvised with this one. It kinda turned into a full-on Terrorist story. Hehe well at least I have a story for each couple now…sorta.
*SMACK*
"Ack!" Miyagi abruptly sat up from the bed. "What the heck Shinobu?! Why'd you slap me in the face?" Miyagi hissed as he began to rub his cheek. "So much for a wake-up call." Shinobu wasn't worried about when he slapped his own face, for he knew he didn't bruise easily. Though he did have to be careful since he was using Miyagi's muscles this time.
"Get up old man. I don't know why, but we have seemed to switched bodies for some reason", Shinobu said calmly. Miyagi stopped rubbing his cheek for a second and laughed to himself for hearing what the teen had just said. "There you go again Shinobu. First the whole destiny and fate fiasco, and now you say that we have switched bodies?" Miyagi said with a scoff. "It's absolutely ridiculous! Now stop playing around and-" He took it back. When the older man looked up from his spot and saw that he was looking down on himself, he was speechless.
Miyagi didn't believe his eyes. "Hehehe, this is a dream right? This can't possibly be real," Miyagi said nervously. Shinobu just flicked his seme in the uke head" "Ow, will ya stop it?!" Miyagi exclaimed. Miyagi snapped back to "reality" and looked at his arm and pinched himself, thinking he'd escape for this silly dream. "Ah," Miyagi whimpered. "Masochist," Shinobu said under his breath. "Watchyu say?!" Miyagi shot at Shinobu. "Nothing." Shinobu simply said as he rolled his eyes, looking away from the puzzled soul of a seme.
"So I guess this real," said Miyagi. Shinobu looked at Miyagi, "Um, yeah! Look at me I'm old I look like the crypt keeper," he said sarcastically. "Hey, I'm not that old," Miyagi exclaimed. There was a long silence and Shinobu sat on the bed with him. "How did this happen?" said Miyagi. "I don't know," Shinobu sighed, "Guess we're gonna stay like this for a while."
Remember it was still Friday so the two still had things to do. Shinobu suggested, "Maybe we should just stay home."
"If we're gonna stay home, you're gonna have to call Kamijou." Shinobu scoffed, "No way!" He didn't want to ever talk to that guy. "Then you're gonna have to take my place for work." "But-" that was worse than just calling for Shinobu. "Fine, I'll go call him," Shinobu sighed annoyingly.
Beeboobeep* brlrlrlrling! "Hello?" the man on the other end said.
Shinobu cleared his throat and began to put on his best Miyagi impression. Even though he did possess Miyagi's actual voice. "He-hey. Kamijou. Um…hehe I was wondering….could you take over for me today?" "Ugh not this time Professor! If you want to slack off with your little boytoy just because it's a Friday, you are sadly mistaken." Shinobu's already pissed. "Oh what do you know?! Just take over would ya, I'll pay you back somehow!" *clunk* "Uum…," Miyagi stared wide eyed. "There I took care of it, happy now?"
"Very." Miyagi just said with a crooked smile. "Shut up,"Shinobu said.
"Well, see ya later Shinobu!" Miyagi said joyfully. "Hah?!" Shinobu exclaimed, "Where are you going?!" Miyagi was heading toward the door in Shinobu's actual highschool uniform. "I'm going to school! I wanna see what it's like nowadays." Miyagi put on a big goof smile. "Hell no you're not going! You'll make a fool out of me!" Miyagi got away before Shinobu could catch him.
He spent the whole day at Shinobu's school. It was like any other school day. He got hit on a couple times. That was expected from Shinobu for being a popular student. Miyagi actually liked the thought of being in high school again. The whole homeroom teacher situation aside. The one thing that bothered him were Shinobu's friends on how they kept talking about him dating a 35 year old woman.
When he got home, he saw himself cooking an actual meal with meat and other vegetables with the usual cabbage. He never thought he'd see the day where he'd watch himself struggling like a helpless uke. It was a fail as usual. They decided to order takeout and just talked about how their day went. They actually had a real conversation in a long time. Miyagi still had to think of a way to pay Hiroki back for taking taking his place at work. The whole body switch thing lasted for a day.
A/N: I feel like I rushed the second half of the chapter. How was it? You ready for the Nowaki/Usagi chapter?! :D
