A.N: I AM SO SO FUCKING SORRY! TOTALLY MEANT THAT. GOD DAMN IT. You must've think that I discontinued this story didn't you? Well I'm not you BAMF's! undeadTyrant is alive and kicking, so you better start following this son of a bitch excuse of a story and read it! (sorry, I just want to type those things). Sorry that I haven't updated. School and family stuffs have been in my way, but no more! NO MORE! At least for now. I don't know. High School is hard. I got like 5 homeworks on second day of school. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT ANYWAY?
Time to reply the reviews!
ashleykhl: I agree! I so totes agree! Seriously! Stan Lee!
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CatchingSparks: I went to some place called Jakarta to help the family business and stuff. Yes, more work. Even during the holidays. Got my own PA! LOL. Uhm, thanks, gosh. I hope this chapter is not a disappointment. Got a bit of a writer's block at this chapter, but I think I got the rest covered. Just this chapter though.
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"—ony. Tony. Tony!" Tony groaned before he turned his head around, away from the annoying source of sound. Who the hell would wake him up anyway? Didn't they know that he just got back from a party?
"Tony," a shake on his shoulder. Tony lifted his hands to move the hand away. "Go 'way, 'm sleepin' Pep," Tony muttered. "What? Pepper? It's Bruce, Tony. And Pepper has been trying to call you since 30 minutes ago, she left you 10 missed calls," Tony quickly stood up from his sitting-sleeping position only to stumbled backwards and fell on his butt. Bruce laughed, God damn it, one of the many things that Bruce loves about being friends with Tony Stark is the funny morning wake up's.
"God damn it, ha ha very funny Banner, I'm seriously going to kick you out of the tower next time," Bruce only chuckled at the empty threat, "Yeah, like hell you would Tony, you love me too much," at the said words, Tony quickly stood up and clinged himself at Bruce's side. Like a sloth. "Aww baby, you know I do, don't you? Don't you? Who's the greatest green rage monster? You are! Yes, you are!" said Tony with a singy voice as if he's talking to a baby. Bruce rolled his eyes, "Pepper Tony, Pepper," at those words Tony quickly let go of Bruce and ran towards his phone and left his workshop with a small "Bye!" at Bruce before he ran towards the elevator.
Bruce sighed as he watched Tony left. He inserted his hands into the pocket of his trousers, pulling a small folded paper out. He unfolded the paper and stared at it. It was filled with science formulas. Things that he would like to try with Tony. But he's gone now and Bruce is alone. Bruce sighed. He folded the paper back before he put it back inside his pants. "Maybe next time," he whispered to himself.
Wait. Was that a new jacket that Tony wore?
To say, Tony was panicking. Not because he forgot that he has an interview with… what was the name of the host again? Oh he didn't care. But he was afraid of Pepper! Good old Pepper! With her Pepper's pepper spray! Jesus Christ, no just no. Tony quickly took a bath and changed his clothes (a simple white t-shirt with a black jacket and beige pants). Tony almost went out without his most favorite thing, his glasses. He quickly strides his way out of the tower (with secret tunnels of course) with his starklicious charms and get on his Stark 5.
He fired up the engine, told Jarvis to change the Stark 5 into RDJ 3 before he drove his car towards the place where he was supposed to go.
Tony ran out from his car and quickly ran towards the set where he was supposed to be. When he arrived, all the station crew started looking at him like he was some sort of saint. "Please come with me Mr. Downey," Tony only nodded as he followed the girl that told him to follow her.
He saw how boring the situation was. How his best buddy in crime, besides Bruce that is, Jude Law looked almost bored with the stuffs that the host was throwing. Why did they pick him as a host anyway? "Time to go," she whispered to him before she gave a thumb up to somewhere and Eiffel 65's I'm Blue started playing.
Tony fixed his clothes before he danced himself into the live set. Making a rather grand entrance. Jude Law only laughed when he saw Tony danced. Tony danced his way towards his seat before he started laughing together with Jude Law.
"Ladies and gents, Robert Downey Jr." and the crowd went wild. Tony smirked before he started giving flying kisses everywhere and Jude only laughed as he face-palmed.
"It's such an honor to have you Mr. Downey," the host said, "Robert is fine," he answered.
"Very well, Robert, me and Jude were just talking about Sherlock Holmes 3, mind giving spoilers?" the host asked. "I don't know, should I?" Tony replied, mischief in his tone. Jude only rolled his eyes at Tony's reaction. "We don't even know if we're going to continue Sherlock Holmes or not," The host's eyes widened, "What? Why?" "All because of this guy," answered Jude, pointing at Tony.
"Hey! I didn't do anything wrong!" replied Tony, acting like he was hurt. Jude chuckled, "Yeah right, keep on telling yourself that Robert," replied Jude, a grin on his face, British accent flowing nicely. Tony wanted to groan at Jude's accent. God damn it, he's going to make sure Jarvis updated his accent too.
After the interview ended, Tony quickly got onto his car and called Pepper. "Hey Pep—"
"Tony! What the hell were you thinking?! I called you 10 times this morning. 10 damned times! Do you know how worried I am? I thought you killed yourself at Mark's party or something!" shouted Pepper over the phone. Tony winced as he pulled the phone away from his ear.
"Yeah yeah I get it Pepper. Sorry, why did you call me again?" Tony asked.
"To remind you about the interview, oh and one more thing!" Tony raised his eyebrows. "Remember when you said that you wanted to have another movie together with Mark?" "Yeah," "I think I got it, they're opening auditions now," Tony smiled at the information. "Send me the address," he simply said before he turned off the phone and drove off.
When Tony arrived, Mark was rather surprised. Saying stuffs like, "I don't expect you to be here," which was replied with a "why?" and Mark only laughed and replied him again. Tony was not afraid of the audition, in fact he was ecstatic and confident in his acting skills. And when Tony finished his audition at 4.00 P.M, and left the room he was 100% sure that he will get the lead character to the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Tony got back home around 5 P.M.. He dragged his feet towards his bed before he jumped on it and snuggled his face into the soft covers of his bed. It only felt like minutes (seconds according to Tony) before the Avengers alarm started to ring. Tony groaned. No. No. He's not going to go.
Then a sound of something exploding broke his thoughts. Okay, he's so totally going.
He told Jarvis to prepare his suit , the Mark IX, before he went to the location of the crime.
"Where have you been Iron Man?" asked Captain goody two shoes with his patriotic ass when Tony arrived. Tony rolled his eyes behind his mask, wanted to say "I'm a celebrity, not like you. I have to do some stuffs, do some auditions and I'm really tired can you just cut the chase so I can sleep?". But he didn't. Only replied with a small "been busy" before he started shooting the monster that attacked and ruined his sleep.
To say Tony was exhausted of this double life thing. He wanted to be Robert Downey Jr. and Iron Man, both at the same time. But he knew that it meant double the trouble. Heck no, he already had enough troubles with his own self, he ain't going to add another one. No thank you.
Tony didn't hear what Steve said to the team because he's too busy flying towards the tower, taking off his suit and get himself onto his bed. The world better not be in trouble this time, because he's going to sleep. And those who ruined his beauty sleep knew better to fuck off.
To say, I'm really happy with this fanfiction. This is the first time I got so many reviews (before the story Petite of course) but yeah, I'm really proud of it. I'm sorry that I couldn't update sooner. This is a second version of what I did before because the previous document just disappear. Totally sorry for that. Can we kick over 20?!