A.N: FINALLY HOLIDAYS! I don't really know about my Biology test but my teacher said I got like an A or something. Thank you! *cries*

patty cake rocks: Hmm... I don't know?

the pH alchemist: I know! I've been trying to make the script and how it should be!

CatchingSparks: Thank you! He's a genius after all, he must've think things thoroughly.

Post U Later: Aww, I am good at making people feel good. Lol. Mm, I dunno where you can watch the 'Now You See Me' interview, I just got the gif img. You can watch it on YouTube, they have a lot. The craziest thing was when RDJ said that he's willing to do every scene in his life with Mark Ruffalo! I know and I'm like waiting crazy for that scene too.

ashleykhl: I know right? xD

geiz: Thank you! *takes out katana* where is the ninja?!

nessa11997: I hope you'll get out of your punishment soon! :)

Oh and good news guys! They replaced my english teacher! Yeah! And she's really awesome! She even showed some interests in Fanfictions. And yes, she's a Marvel fangirl! (I just knew!) And an otaku!

Disclaimer : You guys know how things go, I DO NOT own Avengers. Bla bla bla.

They continued to laugh and joke and insult Clint. But Bruce didn't though. He paid attention to the screen. He barely missed the faint blue glow on Robert Downey Jr.'s chest. Barely.

Bruce rubbed his eyes before he stared at the TV wide-eyed. The previous picture of Robert was now replaced by some group band named "My Chemical Romance". Bruce frowned.

What the fuck did he just see?

Mark and Tony carried the dead body down the side stairs of Tony's cheap apartment, carrying it towards Mark's old car which is hidden in the dark corner. "So, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of no where. They think—"Mark cut Tony"They think we must know something, sure. They panic. The body's the evidence, they gotta dispose of it—"

"Yeah, in my bathtub!" said Tony, rather mad and angry, "Fuck this. I want real life, you said real life!"

"It is," answered Mark as they finally reached Mark's car, "See, real-life people aren't logical man. They get freaked out, improvise—"

"Aw, shut up. You're changing your tune every five minutes," commented Tony as he accidentally dropped his end of the body. Tony sighed before he bent down, trying to—

Suddenly a loud police sirens were heard, car engines. Ohshitohshitohshit. Tony freaked out before he looked at Mark with a face that said 'I have no fucking idea what to do here'. Mark sighed as he dragged the body and hid it behind his car.

Mark grabbed Tony's collar before he said, "Quick. Kiss me,"

"What?"

Tony barely had any time to do anything before Mark started kissing him roughly. It was a fight. Tony was pushing him away, pulling on his hair, slapping his face and kicking his legs. But Mark has put him into a difficult position. Pinned between Mark's old stupid trash car and Mark himself.

The police stopped right in front of them and flashed a light at them. "Check out Doris and Lucinda over here," teased the police from the car before they drove away. Finally after what seems to be eternity, Tony pushed Mark away, gasping for air.

"Holy shit, Ack-! Aaaagh-! All right, that's it. These lessons suck, I quit, this is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes, people kissing people, this is… this is WORNG!" shouted Tony. All of a sudden, Mark clamped Tony's mouth shut.

"Somebody wants to fill me in?" Tony and Mark turned around, oh it's Michelle.

Standing 10 feet away. Mark finally let go of Tony's mouth in time for his warning, "She thinks I'm a detective, go along with it, don't fuck me," Tony whispered into Mark's ear.

"Cut!" and the bell rings. Tony let out a breath that he didn't know he was holding as Mark patted his back. "That is going to be the last time I'm going to kiss you," warned Tony as he pointed a finger at Mark. Mark only chuckled along with Michelle.

"What can I do? The guys playing as the policemen kept on messing up, don't blame me, blame them," Tony huffed and folded his arms in front of his chest, "Lucky for you to say, you're not the guy who gets pinned and kissed," muttered Tony.

"Aw, but you guys were so cute!" teased Michelle as she poked Tony's stomach. "Oh, I'm gonna go and eat first okay!" she said before she left the scene.

Tony looked at Mark, "let's go," and left. But he didn't go far. Mark stopped him. Tony turned around, "Mark, what the—"

"Why do you always go missing?" 'Oh hell fucking crap, he noticed!' shouted Tony in his head.

"What do you mean?"

"You always go missing. In the zodiac movie and also now, what's going on? Is there anything that you didn't tell me?" Mark asked, a frown on his face. Tony gulped, he swallowed his saliva. His heart racing like crazy.

"Actually—"

"Actually what Robert?"

"Actually…" 'I'm a super hero, I'm Tony Stark, sorry I fucked things up,' was what he want to say, but ended up with…

"Actually, I'm currently trying to make a music album for myself you know! It'll be fun, making music and stuff. Sorry, I was out doing demos and looking for inspiration," what the fuck did he just say?

Mark looked at him; eyes wide and face stoic. Tony gulped. 'He ain't buying your shit, he ain't buying your shit, he ain't-' "Robert that's awesome!" Tony blinked, "What? Come again?"

"That's awesome! You're actually making a music album! That's really cool! Don't forget to give me the CD okay?" said Mark while patting Tony's shoulders before he left.

Tony stood there, eyes looking at his feet. "What the fuck did I just do?"

Tony was walking down the sets, not really thinking. Heck no, he was thinking alright, thinking about "what the fuck am I supposed to tell Pepper?!" he whispered angrily at himself. It was that moment when he saw a guy, with blond hair, clothes all black with a tinge of purple, arrows on his back and a bow in his hands.

"Holy crap," Tony whispered to himself. 'Okay, act cool, act cool!' Tony turned around and was about to walk away until, "Robert Downey Jr.!" "Fuck it," Tony whispered to himself.

Tony turned around; Clint was exactly behind him, a wide smile on his face. "Hi, I'm Hawkeye from the Avengers. Saved Manhattan and the world multiple times!" he introduced himself, "Bet you've heard of me huh?"

'What the fuck am I supposed to say?' "N-No, sadly I haven't," Tony replied. Clint's eyes went wide, "What? Seriously? We're like world wide idols right now! And you don't know about us?" Clint asked. Tony sighed, asking himself what the hell he did wrong.

All of a sudden, Clint was close. Really close. Face barely inches away, taking all of Tony's features. "You know, you look just like my friend Tony, Iron Man," said Clint. Tony gulped, preparing for impact.

"But nah. I mean you're much more awesome than him. He's all stupid and weak," 'what did he just call me?' Tony's eyes twitched, "And you're so much better! I wish we can like hang out together!" said Clint as he patted Tony's shoulders.

"Sure, sure, when I have the time, okay?" answered Tony. Clint smiled and said a loud "Wo-hoo!" before he gave Tony a marker and held out a one dollar bill, trying to make Tony sign it.

"Are you trying to make me deface a government property?" asked Tony, eyes widened.

"… Yeah?" Clint answered, unsure. Tony smirked, "Gimme!" he said cheerfully before he grabbed the one dollar bill and made a really big signature on it. Clint smiled and started squealing like some weird girl before he ran off somewhere.

"Totally not going to forget that," muttered Tony before he get back to his set.

Later that night in Avengers Tower, Clint was trying his laptop furiously. The framed one dollar bill—framed thank you, in front of him.

"Hey Cli—What's that?" asked Steve, glass of water in one hand as his other hand pointed at the tainted yet framed one dollar bill on the table near to Clint's laptop.

"Oh, it's a one dollar bill," Steve rolled his eyes, "I'm aware, but why?"

"IT HAS RDJ'S SIGNATURE! CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!" shouted Clint as he shove the said bill onto Captain America's face. Steve gulped, "O-Okay, I'll leave you then,"said Steve before he left.

Clint pouted before he opened his web browser and typed "Tumblr " at the web address.

That lucky son of a bitch who posted that post on Tumblr. I seriously didn't sleep for days because of that. :T Can we reach 40? xD