Chapter 13
Santana glanced around the room. There was a variety of people there. Some there for fun, some as a couple and some on their own. The walls were brightly coloured and slightly tacky. But Santana would say that, she doesn't approve of any oner colour than black. Brittany, on the other hand, loved the room and the decorations as tugged on he girlfriends arm so that they could get the table at the front.
As the room buzzed with conversation, a women stepped in. "HELLO everyone!"
Santana stared at the woman in front of her. She was dressed in a pink floral dress and a blue cardigan with flower stapled to her chest. Next to her, the taller girl was almost bouncing with excitement.
"My name is Doctor Dublin, but you all can call me Janet! And I'm here to teach you PARENTING SKILLS!" Well, it was obvious Janet was enthusiastic about her job.
Santana groaned. She had assumed that the class would be formal and less... annoying. But the Latina knew that if Brittany liked it then Brittany got it.
"Now! Everyone take a seat! We will move to the tables in a minutes." Janet motioned to the people standing around the tables, to sit on the cushioned chairs that were there.
The brunette sighed, as they walked over to a chair. She took her girlfriends hand and kissed it, on the way.
"Now... can any on of you define the word 'baby'?" Janet instructed. "I know it may sound like a stupid question, but it is where we need to start." Eagerly she looked around at everyone.
"Uh...a mini kid?" Santana guessed. She figured if she was going to be involved, she might as well answer the easy question.
"Well... yes! Pretty much that. Anyone else have any theories?"
"A fertilised egg." Said a blonde girl, sitting by her friend. None of which were pregnant.
"Yeah if you look at it scientifically. Any more answers?"
"...A waste of space." This answer came from raven haired boy, looking grumpy as his girlfriend (or wife) tried to enjoy the session.
Janet did her best to ignore the man and carried on, clapping her hands together. "Well then guys! I guess we have a lot to cover today! Would you all move to your tables please!"
"Now, babies are VERY fragile! You must treat them with care!" Janet instructed as the everyone stood at their tables, handling plastic baby models. "So when you put the diaper on you have to be careful."
As they were given the task of changing a diaper, Brittany leaned over towards Santana. "This is so useful baby! When the baby comes we will be extra special experts."
The Latina giggled, as she opened the straps of the dirty nappy. "Yeah Britt... URGH why won't it do it properly!? It's pissing me off."
"Relax San." Brittany said, giving her a reassuring kiss. "Just take your time. I can see you trying to beat that couple over there."
Santana blushed, her competitive nature having taken over. "Well I am the best... Leave me alone." She pouted playfully.
"Aww baby you are adorable when you pout."
"That was really awsome Britt, maybe we could do it again sometime." Santana gushed excitedly. They had learnt a lot and Santana a million times better about their situation and parenthood. She knew they still had loads to learn, but it was a start.
"Yeah definitely." The blonde smiled.
The Latina turned on her phone to check her messages, and sure enough there were quite a few. There was 1 message from Quinn, 2 messages from Puck, 1 message from Rachel (Oh god no!) and 3 messages from Hannah. Most of the texts were uninteresting and some were just plain annoying, but one of them caught her eye. It was the messages from Hannah.
From Hannah: SANTANA!
From Hannah: You will never guess what?! I got tickets to see The JANOSKIANS when they go on their world tour in LA! I just love Luke Brooks. And Jai... And Beau. OMG I LOVE THEM ALL! I have two tickets, don't know who to take.
From Hannah: In my excitement I fell into my pool -_-
The last text Santana laugh. She could just imagine the girl doing something like that, it was just so... her.
"What's so funny?" Brittany asked, looking amused.
"Oh just this test from Hannah." She said between giggles. "She got tickets to see The Janoskians. She was so pumped about it that she fell in her pool... How funny is that?!"
Brittany tensed at the sound of the red heads name. "Hilarious" She dead panned.
Santana suddenly stopped laughing, sensing the change of mood. "Is everything okay? What's up?" She asked, pulling Brittany into a hug.
"You have Hannah's number?"
"Er yeah, I gave it to her a while ago. Why?" Santana was getting confused. it was almost as if her girlfriend had a problem with Hannah. Or rather her friendship with the girl. However, the Latina couldn't see any issues with their friendship.
"I'm sorry San, but I can't hold my feelings in any longer."
"Okay." The Latina dragged out.
"Hannah obviously has feelings for you an-"
Santana interrupted as soon as she heard the outrageous statement. "Feelings for me?! Brittany are you nuts." She stopped when she saw the hurt expression on the taller girls face. "Sorry. But Britt Hannah is straight."
"Well she is always flirting with you, Quinn noticed it too, and you just let her. Is it because I'm fat and ugly now? Honestly Santana... do you want better. Are you thinking of leaving me?!"
"NO! Britt listen! I will never leave you because I love you. You are a million times more beautiful than any girl in the world."
"Then why are you letting her flirt?!" Brittany said, becoming angry.
Is she serious? Santana thought. "Urgh Britt I am not discussing this any more. I'm sorry but I honestly know that she doesn't like me that way. So I don't want to change our friendship or stop being friends with her." Santana explained.
"Fine" Brittany paused. "Take me home now please." She said with a blank expression.
"Bri-" Santana started.
"No Santana." Ouch! There it was. The use of her full name. Santana hated it when Brittany used it because it usually meant something wasn't right. "Just take me home."
TBC
First of all! I had to add The Janoskians in their guys. Love them. Just had to be done. But yeah... shout out to them and good luck on their world tour. If you don't know them then... check out their twitters: JaiBrooks1 BrooksBeau luke_brooks danielsahyounie James_Yammouni
This was the worst cliffhanger ever but... zero fucks given. :)
Pleeaassee review this... makes me keep writing I guess. No motivation = No story Motivation = Storryyy
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FYI some things may be going a bit pear shaped for these two. Too much hormones for Britt? Or is Santana being a bit of a dick?
All Hannah's fault? I got an idea. Maybe I can make Santana and Hannah be together... Shit, I'm just kidding.
