I laughed as I wrote this. I don't know why, but I felt… well, I don't know how to explain it. I didn't feel evil, but it was pretty damn close.

Lol I'm always careful when I spell couch, because one time my friend was trying to motivate me to get a job so I could buy my motorcycle, and she wrote in a note "Get your lazy ass off the coach!" The teacher caught her passing the note, and I laughed my ass off. I don't think the teacher even knew who the note was for!

Unicronia sat in the lab studying one of the substances she found on the main lab table. It was strange. She couldn't place it, but it seemed familiar. She leaned back away from the Cybertronian sized microscope, and let out a sigh. How long was she planning on naming all the different substances?

Wheeljack hummed as he tinkered with a new invention. "Any luck?" He asked.

"None. It's strange. I know what it is, but… I don't. Does that make sense?"

Wheeljack shrugged. "I don't know. I just became an inventor to make things go boom!"

Unicronia laughed. "For some reason, I doubt that."

"What? Why?"

"Because, if you only did it to make things go boom, then all those experiments that worked wouldn't be accomplishments, they would be failures."

Wheeljack shrugged. "What can you do? Everybody fails sometimes."

Unicronia walked up to Wheeljack. "What are you working on?"

"It's what I want to test on the pretender, Sparks." Wheeljack looked excited to talk about it. "Ratchet's been trying to find out what it is for forever now, but I give him a different answer every time."

"Ok, but what is it?"

"Well, Sparks has been complaining about not getting a lot of recharge because of her new sparkling, so what I have here is an instant re-energizer!"

Unicronia glanced over to Wheeljack. "Impressive. How does it work? Does it use electricity, or does it just give the processor the feeling of being energized?"

Wheeljack cocked his head to the side. "That's what we're going to find out. Sparks is supposed to arrive any minute now."

Unicronia jumped up into the air. "I love testing things!"

Wheeljack crossed his arms. "It's my invention. I'm testing it."

"It's ok, I also like watching your inventions explode!"

"Ha. Ha." Wheeljack laughed dully. "Your inventions are just as bad! Remember that one that was supposed to be able to convert different minerals into energon? Didn't work to well did it?"

Unicronia frowned. "I didn't know we were reopening old wounds."

"You started it!"

"Well, I'm ending it!"

Unicronia glanced down to small, sleek black femme. She had two small black Antenna like objects on her helm, and wheels on the bottom of her pedes. "Wh-who are you?"

"Sparks. I don't like introductions, so can we get this test started?"

Wheeljack bounced up to Sparks. "Of course! Now, I need you to stand still, while I shoot you with this laser."

Sparks looked slightly disgruntled. "Excuse me?"

"It won't hurt! It's going to help energize you! I swear!" Wheeljack aimed the gun like invention, and pulled the trigger. The laser that flew out went straight for Sparks, but slowly curved down to the floor in front of her.

The yellow beam hit the floor and small electrical sparks sprang up off the ground forming a round sort of creature. "KREMZEEK!"

Unicronia stared at the thing. "Kremzeek?"

The small bundle of electricity began bouncing around. "KREMZEEK! KREMZEEK! KREMZEEK!"

It bounced right up to Sparks, and entered her chest plating. "Whoa! What's it doing!" Sparks began to fritz and fell over.

The yellow thing jumped out of her chest, and gave a wicked smile. "KREMZEEK!"

Unicronia's optics widened. "Get it away!" She ran behind Wheeljack.

"Don't hide behind me!" Wheeljack pushed Unicronia in front of him.

"What the pit!" Unicronia shoved Wheeljack in front of her, and ran for one of the shelves she put up. "You're supposed to be a mech!" She quickly grabbed four spherical objects, and tossed them into the air.

The objects began floating, one above Unicronia, and three by her feet. Static began coming out of the orbs until they formed an energy shield. "What's that?" Wheeljack yelled as he started climbing onto one of the lab tables to get away from the yellow menace.

"It's a shield. It was specifically made to protect me from pure energy blasts while I was creating the ion blasters on Omega Supreme."

"Do you think I can fit in there?"

Unicronia rolled her optics. She lifted her arm, and opened a panel. Inside the panel showed data inputted by the shield. She adjusted some of the energy levels and expanded the shields diameter. "I guess."

Wheeljack jumped down, and ran into the shield. "Do you think it'll work with this thing?"

"Who knows, Wheeljack. But I'm pretty sure your pretender friend is a goner."

Wheeljack looked down to Sparks. "She was such a loyal guinea pig."

Unicronia looked over to Wheeljack. "You are messed up."

"You were once my guinea pig. Nowhere near as loyal as she was."

Unicronia looked around. "Where did that thing go?"

Wheeljack started to look around as well. "Umm, I think it left."

"How would it-?" Unicronia stopped mid-sentence as her optics landed on the open door. "Oh." Unicronia immediately went to one of the lab tables.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm making something to help us capture the pit spawn."

"Yeah, but how are we going to do that? It's pure energy. It's not like we can just suck it up like one of those human vacuum cleaners." Unicronia and Wheeljack locked optics. "Or can we?"

Sunstreaker sat in the rec room drinking some energon. There weren't many bots there. Bluestreak, Sideswipe, and Prowl were the only other ones. And it just so happened that the only reason Prowl was there was to lecture the three on magnetizing all his data pads to his walls.

Bluestreak's wings twitched as he saw the cutest thing ever bounce into the rec room. "Prowl! What is that? Isn't it cute? It's the cutest thing I've ever seen! Can we keep him? I'll take care of him, and love him, and feed him, and let him chew up my berth, and Sunny can teach it to paint, a-"

"Blue, I don't see what you're talking about." Prowl looked at the younger bot with a worried expression.

"It's right over there!" Bluestreak pointed to the door way. "Oh, it's gone. Where did it go? Can we go look for it! It was small, and yellow! It had some pointy parts, but all in all it reminded me of Sunny!"

Sunstreaker looked over to Bluestreak in disgust. "Don't compare me with small disgusting creatures! And don't involve me in your fantasies about the small creatures!"

"Aw! But Sunny! He loves you!" Sideswipe joked.

"Don't call me that!"

"Oh! There it went!" Bluestreak jumped off the couch, and went running after the small yellow thing.

"Blue!" Prowl yelled. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker jumped up, and chased after him. "I wasn't done with what I wanted to say!" Prowl yelled after the three.

Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Bluestreak finally cornered the small creature after half an hour of chasing it. "What do you think it is?" Sideswipe asked.

Sunstreaker reached down to touch it. "I don't know."

The little yellow creature narrowed it eyes as Sunstreaker reached down, and jumped onto his arm, and started running up it, aiming for the chest. Bluestreak and Sideswipe watched as the thing seemed to be absorbed into Sunstreaker's chest.

As soon as the thing disappeared inside, Sunstreaker started to convulse. His optics began shorting out, and as soon as he went into stasis lock the yellow creature popped out, and went bouncing down the hall yelling, "KREEEMMMMZZZZEEEEEKKKKK~!"

"I don't want it anymore!" Bluestreak yelled.