Author's Note (rarmaster): this chapter was SO MUCH fun to write. (honestly, I've got a ton of legos, i wanna go build this now) just... sigh
insane 6... insane...
Joseph and Sora had just returned from their ice cream trip (in which they had made the bet about Riku and Namine). They were still laughing and discussing star shards when they returned, until Joseph noticed something.
6 had his Lego's.
"Hey!" Joseph shouted, quickly running over. "That was my castle! I had been working hard on that!"
"But the spiders don't like bananas…" 6 muttered, carefully counting the Lego's in his hand.
"That doesn't make any sense!" Joseph said. "Now get away from my Lego's!"
6 shook his head, and continued on messing with the Lego's.
Joseph groaned as 6 took apart one of the towers. Specifically, the tower he had spent forever designing and building to his liking. He had just perfected it yesterday.
Only to have 6 tear it down and take it apart brick by brick.
"Stop it!" Joseph whined.
"I am afraid I cannot do that," 6 said simply, and then continued to mutter about spiders and bananas as he took apart and rearranged the castle.
Joseph watched in horror.
He had worked really hard on that, and had almost finished it, too.
6 continued to ignore him.
"Hey!" Joseph exclaimed, realizing something. "Where'd all my people go!"
"The spiders decided it would be best if they were thoroughly punished," 6 replied, pointing at a different part of the Lego structure.
To Joseph's surprise, 6 had built a rather well constructed building which looked a lot like a jail. Inside said jail was all of Joseph's little Lego people.
"Give me that!" Joseph snapped, quickly grabbing the building. He tore off the roof and glanced inside. He winced, noticing that 6 had gone through the trouble of taking the people apart completely. Not only had 6 taken them apart, but he had made it look like a massacre also, complete with a few still intact people that appeared to be screaming.
"That wasn't nice!" Joseph whined, sitting down himself and trying to put his people back together. It took him a while to find which head went with which body, and to remember who had what color legs.
While Joseph did this, 6 continued to dismantle the castle.
Once Joseph had finished, he turned around to try and talk 6 into leaving his castle alone again. However, something else caught his attention.
"Where did my dragon go…?" he asked slowly, glaring at 6.
"The winged lizard?" 6 asked, cocking his head to the side. He frowned and tapped his head, as if trying to remember. "Oh! Yes! It was a threat to the spiders. I got rid of it for them."
"What do you mean by that!" Joseph shouted.
6 ignored him.
Joseph groaned and quickly set about searching the rest of the room (rather frantically) for his dragon. He finally did find it. 6 had hid it under a couch.
By the time he had returned to his castle, it was almost completely destroyed.
Again, he groaned.
"6!" he whined. "Why can't you just leave my castle alone!"
"I am sorry, Mr. Banana King, but the spiders insisted," 6 replied very simply, ripping another wall off of the castle and taking it apart piece by piece.
"'Mr. Banana King'?" Joseph muttered, quite confused. "No wait!" he shouted, as 6 started to try and take apart one of the large cannons he had spent so long constructing. "Don't touch that!" He quickly snatched the cannon away from 6 and set it off to the side with all the other Lego's he had managed to rescue.
6 merely shrugged and set at taking apart another wall.
"Stop it!" Joseph said.
6 shook his head. "The spiders insisted," he repeated.
Joseph pouted for a moment, before he got an idea.
The only way to get through to 6 was to play along with his… weird game.
"Tell the spiders that the banana's WILL squash them if they don't leave the castle alone," Joseph said sternly.
"Squash!" 6 repeated, sounding horrified. "No! Please! Don't squash the spiders!"
"Huh," Joseph muttered. That had worked better than he had thought it would. He put on his best mean face. "Yes," he told 6 firmly. "We will squash them."
6 stopped at his castle destruction, clearly at a loss of what to do.
Joseph held out his hand.
6 sighed and then placed the Lego's he was holding in Joseph's hand. After this he slowly rose to his feet and hobbled off, now muttering something about monkeys.
Joseph shook his head and set about rebuilding his castle.
This could take a while…