A/N: I am very sleep deprived, so I decided to start writing this as 2:30 A.M finally finish at 4:02 A.m. Enjoy, cause I'm passing out on my bed right now, and Waking up at 7 A.M. YAY THREE HOURS OF SLEEP! more than yesterday.
Unicronia flinched as the lab door opened, and Ratchet burst in. "WHAT THE FRAG IS GOING ON?"
Wheeljack turned at put a cute expression on his face. "Technical difficulties?"
"What are you two inside?"
"An energy shield." Wheeljack answered.
"Does this have somethi-" Ratchet looked down. "What is Sparks doing on the ground?"
"Technical difficulties?"
Ratchet growled. "You two did this!" Unicronia jumped, and hid behind Wheeljack. "Don't you hide from me!" Unicronia shuffled out from behind Wheeljack. "Listen you two. I have a total of thirteen bots in the Med bay, fourteen if you include Sparks, which I'm not, because I'm going to pretend like I didn't see her. What the frag is going on?"
"Wh-Wheeljack did it!" Unicronia shouted, and pointed to Wheeljack.
"Unicronia! I trusted you!"
"I-I'm sorry Wheeljack. It had to be done. You were getting out of control with power!" Unicronia shouted. Ratchet held back his anger.
"I trusted you, and you betrayed that trust." Wheeljack pulled out a screwdriver. "Now you must… screw that in, it's been driving me crazy." Wheeljack handed Unicronia the screwdriver, and pointed to a loose screw on what looked like a giant hand held vacuum cleaner.
"O-oh, thanks I didn't notice it."
"I WILL OFFLINE YOU TWO IF THIS PROBLEM IS NOT FIXED WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS!" Ratchet yelled as stomped out of the room.
Unicronia looked over to Wheeljack. "Should we have told him that we have it under control, and that this invention is finished?"
"Naw. He's better off not knowing." Wheeljack shrugged.
Wheeljack and Unicronia peeked out from behind the doorway, and watched the tiny yellow being as it bounced around the small closet yelling, "KREMZEEK! KREMZEEK!"
Unicronia passed the dust buster, officially named Kremzeekinator, to Wheeljack. "You brought this thing into the world, you can take him out."
"What! I can't possibly offline something that cute!"
"It's not cute! It's a demon! A demon made of pure energy!" A thoughtful look came over her face. "Could you get overcharged with that thing?"
Wheeljack looked down to Unicronia. "I don't really know. Though, that would be an excellent next project."
"No! We have to make an H-bomb first."
"Okay, it will make a good next, next project."
Unicronia nodded. She glanced up to him, and gave him the cutest smile he'd ever seen. "It's been a pleasure."
"What?" Wheeljack gave her a confused look. Unicronia just smiled, and shoved him into the tiny room with the Kremzeek, and no protection, except for the Kremzeekinator. "Oh."
Unicronia stood outside the door of the closet, and listened to the loud bangs, and femme-ish screams Wheeljack let out. A few humans, and other bots passed by and gave her strange looks, but she just nodded to them and blocked the door to the closet.
Finally the small room went silent. Unicronia stood in the doorway, and opened the door. The tiny creature bounced through the door, and bounced off her energy shield. It looked aggravated, and kept trying to get through the shield.
Unicronia bent down to get a better look at the Kremzeek. "You are pretty cute."
"KREMZEEK!" The Kremzeek gave one final yell as it smashed into the shield one last time. It shook its head, and gave a growl. "Kreeemmmzeeekkk!" It yelled as it bounced down the hall.
Unicronia glanced into the small closet. Wheeljack laid on the ground, Kremzeekinator in one hand, and a Data pad in the other. Unicronia picked up the data pad, and gave it a quick look over. She typed in a password, 1 2 3 4, and gained access to the contents.
The last Will and Testaments of Wheeljack.
I would like body to be exploded. All my inventions, and my lab will go to Unicronia. All of my personal belongings should be given to my closest friends: Perceptor, Ratchet, and Unicronia. I would like for my processor to be put into a museum of some sort, and on the plaque it should read, "Processor of Wheeljack. Greatest inventor to ever live. Not one of his inventions exploded. Ever."
I wish for all of my credits to be given to the NEST base, and I would like my aft, before you blow up my body, to go to Ratchet. He said, and I quote, "If you offline because one of your inventions, I'm taking your aft, and I'm nailing it up on the wall of my Med bay as a warning to other patients!"
That's really-
That's all it said. "Hmm." Unicronia subspaced the data pad, and grabbed Wheeljack's pedes. She slowly began pulling him towards the Med bay.
Ratchet glared at the now awake and functioning Wheeljack, and Unicronia. "Get this fixed now."
Wheeljack gave a smile. "Of course!"
"I'm not joking, Wheeljack!"
"I know."
"I'm serious! Right now!"
Wheeljack frowned under his mask. "Fine." Wheeljack climbed off the berth, and slowly made his way out of the Med bay, Unicronia on his heels. "What now?"
"The only reason the Kremzeekinator didn't work was because you didn't use it." Unicronia mumbled.
"But it was cute! It just looked at me with slanted eyes!"
"Fine, if you can't do it, I will." Unicronia pulled out the Kremzeekinator, and slanted her optics. "This means war."
Unicronia crouched and Wheeljack stood outside of their lab. "Is it in there?" Wheeljack asked in a Whisper.
"Yeah, I'm jumping in, and when I do, I want you to close the door. Only open it when the room is silent for 20 seconds, or you hear me tap at the door three times in a fast sequence. Tap! Not bang!"
Wheeljack nodded. "Right. Good luck! And don't let his cuteness get to you!"
Unicronia nodded, and barrel rolled into the lab. She heard the door close behind her. She quickly locked her optics on the small yellow being that was standing on top of one of the side work tables. "Hey little fellow. Remember me?"
The Kremzeek's eyes narrowed. "Yeah, he remembers me." Unicronia pulled up the Kremzeekinator. "I'm your worst nightmare!" She ran towards the thing.
The Kremzeek jumped over her, and knocked over some beakers. Unicronia frowned. She just cleaned this place! "KREMZEEEK!"
"Oh, pit no!" Unicronia deactivated her energy shield. She needed it down so she could get the stupid Kremzeek inside the damned Kremzeekinator. "Come on over here. It's okay, I'm not going to suck you into this thing."
"KREMZEEK!"
Unicronia gave one last lunge towards the thing, and activated the Kremzeekinator. "KREEEEEMMMMMMZeeeeekkkkk!" The thing finally went inside the invention.
Unicronia collapsed on the ground, and looked up at the ceiling. "Why is that fragging chair still up there?"
The door slowly opened. "Unicronia? Is it safe?"
"We're good!"
"Yeah!" Wheeljack cheered. "So what do we do with it now?"
Unicronia sat up. "I don't know. Maybe we should take it to Ratchet."
Wheeljack Shrugged. "Sounds good to me." Wheeljack offered her a servo. Unicronia smiled, and accepted it.
"Thanks." She smiled as he helped pull her to her feet.
"No problem."
Ratchet looked at the dust buster. "What do you want me to do with this?"
"You told us to catch it, and we did!"
Ratchet sighed. "Yeah, whatever." He waved the two off. "I guess I just put you with the rest of the screw ups." Ratchet made his way to the second storage closet of the Med bay.
The door slid open, and revealed all sorts of creatures in glass containers. There was one that looked like miniature dinosaur. It was in a cage with a piece of what a human called "Steak". Another cage had a rock type creature. It could only be compared to what humans called "Armadillos".
Ratchet sighed, as emptied the creature into a sealed glass cylinder, and attached it to a generator. "You like making electricity right?"
"KREMZEEK!"
"Good. Have fun." Ratchet walked out of the room, and released another sigh. How did he always get stuck with the creatures those two unintentionally made?
"Anything else you need me to do?"
Ratchet looked over to Jolt. "Yeah, could you go in there, and finish cleaning out those fragging cages?"
"Yeah. I guess." Jolt shrugged.
Good thing Jolt liked the creatures.