A/N: So has anyone found out about the good news. No, you haven't? Oh, you don't know what news I'm talking about.

TRANSFORMERS: FALL OF CYBERTRON IS BEING RELEASED A WEEK EARLY! That is fragging right! It is coming out on August 21st instead of the 28th! I AM SO FRAGGING HAPPY! Now instead of coming out on the second day of school, it is coming out 6 days before school. That should be long enough to finish the main storyline. (probably not)

Oh gosh! I got onto my internet to upload this chapter, but I got distracted by a story I still had up. I started reading it, and reading it, and reading it, then I remembered what I got on here for. Frag you short attention span!


Ratchet stomped through the halls, his optics blazing with the flames of the pit. He kicked Wheeljack's lab door open. "WHEELJACK!" The sight he saw made him freeze. His body relaxed, and let out a laugh. "What the pit are you doing?"

Wheeljack stared at Ratchet in shock. He looked down to the giant flower in his hand, and quickly hid it behind his back. "Nothing."

"So you definitely weren't about to pluck one of those petals off the plant?"

"N-no! How could you think that! I was just, just testing my growth beam!" Wheeljack shrunk under Ratchet's glance. "What can I do for you?"

Ratchet rolled his optics. "Did you, or did you not lock Unicronia in the hallway storage closet?"

Wheeljack looked down at his pedes. "I did no such thing."

"Wheeljack." Ratchet warned.

"She was going to do something stupid."

"And that gave you a right to lock her in the closet?"

"She was going to get offlined if she went through with it!" Wheeljack yelled.

Ratchet sighed. "Do not lock bots in closets. Do you understand me, Wheeljack?"

"Yes." Wheeljack looked down at his flower.

"Wheeljack, you better apologize to her too!"

"I will."

Ratchet shook his helm. "What has gotten into you? You and Unicronia already act so weird, but these last couple of weeks you both have exploded five times each, Unicronia doesn't seem to want anything to do with you, and I have ten times more work than usual!"

"I'm sorry. I'll fix it."

Ratchet growled. "You better." He turned and stomped out of the room.

In truth, Wheeljack didn't really know what was going on. After Unicronia had that date failure, she has been avoiding him, and also seemed dead set on telling Ratchet he was cute. Ratchet isn't cute! Ratchet is like a, a, well, stupid old mech! Yeah, that's right. Stupid old mech.

Wheeljack sighed, and pulled the giant flower up to his face. He grabbed one of the petals, and pulled. "She loves me," He grabbed another, "She loves me not."

Finally when he got down to the last petal he let out sad groan. "She loves me not. Frag it!" Wheeljack let out a sigh, and threw the giant flowers stem to the ground. "Why not! What's wrong with me?"

"Wheeljack!"

Wheeljack turned to the door, and watched as First Aid slowly entered the room. "Yeah?"

"There you are! Unicronia asked me to bring these to you. She said she didn't want to come in here." First aid passed over some data pads. "What are they?"

Wheeljack gave a quick scan over, and let out a devastating sigh. "She is splitting custody of the lab. I only get it on weekends, and holidays."

First Aid laughed. "You're kidding right?"

Wheeljack gave him a sad look. "No. She wants me sign them, and move my stuff out as soon as possible."

"She can't do that, can she?" First Aid looked confused.

"No, but she will. I have to go talk to her. Where was she?"

"Um, she was with Arcee."

"Seriously?" Wheeljack looked at First Aid with shock. "She chose Arcee over me!" Wheeljack ran out of the lab, but quickly turned around. "Where exactly are they?"

"Training room." First Aid pointed to the left.

"Thanks!" Wheeljack yelled as he ran back out of the room.


Unicronia sat in the training room, and watched as Arcee took out different training droids. Usually Unicronia wouldn't be hanging out with Arcee, but a couple of weeks ago Arcee caught her in the wash racks and the two talked for a bit. Somehow, Arcee had gotten her to spill about Ratchet being cute, and now was trying to set the two up. Unicronia didn't really mind, but she just thought he was cute, she didn't want to date the mech.

Then there was Wheeljack. Every time Arcee sent her into the med bay to tell Ratchet, Wheeljack would be there to stop her. She was happy for that, but after a while Wheeljack started following her everywhere! One time he almost went into the femme wash racks!

Finally, Arcee had enough. Only about thirty minutes ago Arcee typed on a data pad, and told Unicronia to give it to somebody and tell them to take it to Wheeljack. It just so happened the next person to walk in was First Aid. So, Unicronia handed it to him told him what Arcee told her to say.

Arcee walked over to Unicronia and sat down next to her. "Fun, huh?"

"No."

"What? You don't like the training room?"

"Well, I'm not really a fighter. I invent stuff, test it out on the fighters, and then, if it works, I let the fighters use it. I also like to blow up, but wheeljack is way better at that than me."

"Do you like Wheeljack?" Arcee began elbowing Unicronia in the side.

"N-no! He's- Well we, um-"

"You like him!" Arcee laughed. "I know he likes you. I've trying to get you tell Ratchet he is cute because quite frankly Wheeljack is the cutest jealous mech around."

"He's not jealous! He's just worried Ratchet would murder me." Unicronia stood up, and looked away from Arcee.

"Please! You can't be that dense. Wheeljack totally likes you!"

"He does not!"

"He doesn't what?" Unicronia jumped as the voice randomly popped into the conversation.

"Sides! Tell Unicronia that Wheeljack is hopelessly in love with her."

Sideswipe turned to Unicronia. "Wheeljack wants to frag you." Unicronia choked. Arcee punched Sideswipe in the arm. "What! He does!"

"You idiot! That's not what I told you to say!"

"Love and fragging are the same thing!"

"Actually they aren't." Arcee yelled.

"Prove it!" Sideswipe challenged.

"Do you frag your brother?" Unicronia asked.

Sideswipe froze. "Different love!"

Arcee burst out into laughter. "This is why we need to hang out more, Chronie"

The three turned as the training room doors burst open. Wheeljack ran through, and stopped in front of Unicronia. "Please don't take the lab away!"

"Huh?"

"I don't want custody of the lab only on weekends! I want to be in the lab all the time! I wanna explode with you, and make stuff with you, and I wanna hang out with you like we always do!"

"Um, Wheeljack, what are you talking about?"

"First aid brought custody arrangements for the lab! You're avoiding me because you heard what I said the other day right? I'm sorry! You weren't meant to hear that, and I don't want things to get weird! You can have Ratchet!"

Unicronia stood there, and let everything sink in. "Oh, well, we can still share the lab. And I want you to know I understand. You were just trying to protect our friendship."

Wheeljack smiled. "Yeah."

"So, I'll give up on Ratchet."

"Seriously!" Wheeljack started to get giddy.

"Yeah, you can have him. You should have just said that you liked Ratchet."

"What?" Wheeljack froze.

"I was trying to tell Arcee that I only though he was cute. I didn't want to date him or anything. You guys are a much better match anyways."

Wheeljack groaned. "Thanks."

"What did you say while you were in the lab after I left?"

Wheeljack stood up straight. She didn't hear. Of course she didn't. If she had, he wouldn't be in the middle of this misunderstanding. "Nothing. I was just saying how hot Ratchet was."

"How what I was?"

Wheeljack jumped, and looked over to Ratchet, who was standing in the doorway. "Ratchet!"

"I came over here to see if things were sorted out between you and Unicronia."

"I'm sorry!" Wheeljack yelled.

Ratchet slowly walked forward, a wrench clutched dangerously in his servo. "I dare you to call me hot one more time, you pervert!"

"Ratchet, I told you I was only going through your things that one time, because I thought I lost my digit in there!"

*CLANG CLANG BAM CLANG*

"NO RATCHET! IT HURTS!"

*CLANG BAM BAM CLANG*

"GOOD!"

Unicronia's optics didn't leave the carnage in front of her. This was why Wheeljack didn't want her to tell Ratchet he was cute.

Arcee grabbed Unicronia and Sideswipe. She quickly pulled the two out of the room. "It's dangerous in there. Do you two want to go watch a human movie or something?"

"Please." Unicronia sighed.

Sideswipe shrugged. "Sure, but I want to watch that one with all the explosions."

"Which one?" Arcee asked.

"There's more than one?" Unicronia piped up.

"Any of them." Sideswipe skated forward. "I'm going to go invite Sunny."

"I think I'll go to my lab instead." Unicronia started sneaking off.

Arcee grabbed her. "You think Sunstreaker's cute, don't you!"

"NOOO!" Unicronia screamed as Arcee started talking about future plans to bring the two together, and dragging her towards the rec room.