You are karkat Vantas and you are the happiest person ever. You and sollux are on a… a….date! The thought makes you blush. You and he are shopping currently. He is buying some stuff for his computer.

Sollux turns to you. "I'm going to take you home KK." That kind of saddens you. This was the most fun you have had in a while. He lives with you so why is he not going home. "Why are you not going home too fuckass?" He freezes up. "I wath' going to go get th'omthing." Something? Okay?

Sollux took you home after that. "I will be back in about an hour kk." You waved at him as he left the dive way. You wander what that douche is up to.

You go back into the house. He said an hour so you decide to start making dinner. You are going to make tacos and some pie with ice cream. The phone rings. "What do you want?" Whoever this is they are keeping their voice hidden. "My my…. Karkat well how would you like it if we met again." There is someone banging at your door. SHIT. You hang up the phone. There back to get you. You can't go back not now! NOT EVER. You left that and your life was just getting better! That gang is back to take you and use you as a sex toy but this time they won't let you go this time.

You call sollux. "KK I'll be home th'oon Why are you calling?" The front door is opened. This makes you curl into a ball crying. "KK whats wrong why are you crying" I here snickers and chuckles behind the closet door. That doesn't help at all. I can't even speak.

The door opens and whos behind it pisses you off. Your face was red from crying and this was a joke. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARKAT!" Your birthday? Oh… its your birthday and you forgot. Your 19 as of today.

"WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD YOU FUCKERS DO THAT EVEN FOR YOU THAT WAS JUST SICK!" Your crying even harder now. Your face is red from embarrassment. There are countless awes from the 33 trolls and humans there. Sollux hugs me petting my back.

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He wipes my tears and hands me a tissue. "I'm th'orry kk it was only meant to be a joke." You cuddle up to him. "It was a sick joke." He smiles. "Well would you like a drink?" I was slightly confused. He hands me a glass of vodka. I sniff it a little. "It smells fucking horrible."

"Shut up and drink it KK." I get drunk easily. "Why do you want me drunk?" I hear Dave Terezi and I think Damara yell. "HELLS YES" I slowly set down the drink. That's not happening. "Do you want me to force it down your throat?" I sigh and drink half of it setting it down. "THERE!" Sollux smirks.

We soon start dancing. Dirty dancing… I might be small but I have a nice ass. Or nith'e ath' as sollux says. We open presents later. Terezi got me some chalk and Dave got me a…vibrator. Kankri got me a new sweater but it was red. Sollux got me a fucking red maid dress with a gog damn head band and everything!

I not sure why I would wear it though. I drunk 3 more glasses of vodka until sollux had to pull me away from the drinks. I was out of my mind. I ran up to sollux smacking his ass. "The fuck? Kk I think you might need to th'et down."

"I want to changggeee into my new clothes solbaby." Nearly tripping on air…. "KK change? You would kill me for making you wear that with all these people hear." Gamzee walks up to us. "Whats going all up and on motherfuckers?" He has a sexy smirk- wait no no. He's my morail. "GZ I will be back." Sollux picks me up.

He takes me into our room and hands me the dress. I have trouble taking off my clothes. Sollux sighs and takes my shirt off. I moan slightly as his hand brushes against one of my horns. Blushing red now as he takes off my pants and boxers. He steps back getting a view of me naked.

I do some poses for him almost falling every time. He shakes his blushing yellow face. After handing me the dress and putting it on for me. We walk back into the living room. I have cat ears on too. I look so fucking sexy right now. I go over to Dave and tez. I sit on the table as I "talk" to them. More like ranting to them.

They kin of just smiled and calmed me down. I was yelling like crazy. "Umm.. Gamzee Sollux? Can you like put "karkitty" to bed." Dave was very uncomfortable with me on his lap. Both Gamzee and sollux came to get me. Gam threw me over his shoulder. Everyone had a view of my nook and ass. "Gammm plz I don't wanna sleep! I want to dance and have fun!" Gam is quiet until he whispers in my ear. The same thing sollux told me.

He takes me to my room. Setting me on the bed and leaves me with sollux. Sollux lays down with me. I cuddle up to him. Sol takes of the head band off. "Are we going to have sex?" He stares at me for a while then laughs at me. "Only if you want to we will have th'eth'."

The night was filled with moans and banging. This was the best birthday you've had in a while. BUT DAMN DO YOU LOVE SOLLUXES