The next morning was not as bad as you would think. I mean yeah my body hurt like hell but not as bad as you would think. I got used to the roughness. And headaches I have learned to deal with them.

So yeah. "KK go back to th'leep" Sollux groaned and pulled me to him. I smiled laying my head in his chest. I snuggled up to him purring ever so slightly.

His lisp was so cute I just giggled. "Whath' th'o funny" he opened his eyes, Man He looked bad. His hair was everywhere.

I held my stomach in pain. I got out of his grip rushing to the bathroom. I threw up some red crap. Trolls don't just throw up I mea- NO. I groaned as I leaned against the wall. I can't be. I-just not possible. No

"Kk whath' wrong are you?" I know what you're thinking 'trolls don't know what pregnancy is or they can't even have grubs' WRONG Kanaya figured out that trolls have a 1 week pregnancy. It only happens when you mess with a troll's egg sack to much or some shit.

I and sollux have were pretty hardcore last night. He didn't use buckets ether.

I lay there crying red tears. "Karkat what's wrong? Why are you crying?" he says aggressively. I look up at him, teary eyed. "I'm pregnant." He just laughs. "What are you talking about kk?" He stares at me in disbelieve. Finally he relizes that i wasnt joking.

This made his face go yellow for some reason. Sollux pulls me in to a hug. "KK it will be fine. We can do Thith' i mean it wath' going to happen th'ooner or later. Pluth' being matethprith' helpth' th'o we can raith'e the wriggerth' all by our self."

He takes my face in his hands leaning over my face and kisses my lips ever so slightly. This makes me smile. Something I rarely do. It just made me happy, to think of having a family with this douchebag.


Well umm I guess i'm sorry for not updating. I didn't expect people to follow this. I most likely will update update that crazy clown soon. Thannks for reading my bad stories any way im also sorry this was so short~