Chapter 5: Cinco de Mayo
The rest of April came and went and May opened up with many great events. For starters it was Jill's Birthday on May 4th. Then, came Cinco de Mayo which Chris personally likes to celebrate because he likes the Hispanic food. The following week on May 14th was Claire birthday. Ironically, Chris's birthday was the very next week as well. He was born on May 22nd and they all decided to celebrate with one big party on Cinco de Mayo. It was the night before Jill's birthday, and Brad, Chris, and Jill were working the night shit alone. They sat at their desk and typed away at their computers. Chris turned and looked at Brad and he gave a head nod. Brad went up behind Jill and then went to quickly grab her beret and Jill threw her hand on top of his and she turned to him and did a vertical split and then brought her foot over her head and kicked him in the face. Chris stared amazed at her flexibility.
"Where did you learn that?" Jill looked at him with a strange look of "your next" imprinted in it.
"It is called a scorpion kick and if I were you I would run because no one touches the beret that sits upon my head." Chris put his hands up and then darted out the door. This was the second time this week he was being chased. He took the same route that he did to escape Wesker. This time he found a nice corner and he decided to climb it and hide at the top of the wall. He couldn't hear Jill's foot steps anymore and he decided to wait it out a minute or two. Then he heard Jill right next to him. She was on the balcony on which he used as a support.
"Get down from there or you'll get hurt." Jill reached a hand of help out for him. Not using common sense he reached to grab her hand and he lost all of his support and fell. He had Jill falling too because he held onto her hand. They fell for what seemed like an eternity. Chris landed on his back and Jill landed on top of Chris. Chris moaned in pain while Jill laughed. After they got up Chris looked at his hand and then Jill. He was still holding the beret, and Jill made a quick grab for it. Luckily, Chris read her mind before she thought about doing anything and he jerked it away. The fire ladder in the main hall was a few steps away from him and he decided to take the advantage. He climbed it as fast as his body would let him. He ran to the right and headed for the secretaries office. When he got in there he locked the door. He looked for a place to hide. The supply chest looked good from there. He went to open it but in the end it was filled. Then he heard a clicking sound come from the doorknob. Jill was picking her way into the room. Chris well knowing the title "Master of Unlocking" wasn't just a friendly name. He ran into the next hallway and made a left because he remembered that Chief Irons carelessly leaves his door unlocked a lot. He ran into the room and looked around quickly. He noticed an erect standing bear (taxidermy) and decided to hide behind it. He looked around to see if there was something to hide his arms that were out slightly. He then noticed a slit in the back of the bear. It had not yet been completely stuffed because Irons liked to stuff animals himself.
Chris stepped into the unstuffed bear that was being supported by a thick layer of plastic inside it. They eyes weren't done yet either and lucky for him the bear was approximately his height so he could use the eye holes. Right then, Jill slowly opened the door and she whispered Chris's name.
"Chris I know you are here." She trembled in her footsteps because the lights were off and considering Chris was the one to scare for fun she worried. Chris sneered and then decided to roar in a deep voice to freak her out.
"ROOOAAAR" Jill screamed at the bear and then she pulled her sidearm and shot it.
"Hold on Jill it is just me." Chris turned on his flashlight and pointed it at Jill. She had a serious look of panic on her face.
*BOOM* Brad had barged into the room with his handgun drawn.
"What the hell was that?" He holstered his pistol.
"Chris scared me and well… I shot at him." Brad's jaw dropped and then asked Chris
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah, thank God the Bear can take a bullet." Chris responded with a smile on his face.
"None of this would have happened if you guys hadn't stolen my beret." Jill gave brad a comical look.
"Well, what are we going to do about the bullet hole?" Brad asked as he fingered the hole.
"Considering someone made me shoot it I think we should take some of his hair and use it to cover it up." Jill looked at Chris and smiled deviously
"No way Valentine you are the one who shot it." Chris backed away slowly as Jill walked towards him. Chris turned to brad who had unsheathed his knife.
"Hey, Redfield" Chris turned to face Jill and then she swung her knife at his head. Then he spun backwards to avoid it. Then he noticed some of his hair was on the floor. Jill had a precision aim with anything and she made it known to Chris then and there.
"This should do it" Jill picked up the hair and placed it over the bullet hole. It was the same dark brown as the bears real hair was.
"Here is your beret back. I think all would be best if we just went back to our office." Chris said rubbing his head trying to feel where his hair spike was cut. The three of them had walked back to the STARS office. Chris and brad fell behinds slowly, but Jill hadn't noticed.
"Did you put it on her desk?" Chris whispered into brad's ear
"Yup, I did and can you tell me how on earth you were able to afford it?"
"I will tell you later" Chris said as they walked into the office. Chris leaned into the door frame and watched Jill walk over to her desk slowly. On her desk was a long black velvet box with a ribbon and a letter on it. The letter read "Happy Birthday Jill, I hope you like your gift". It was signed by Chris and then Jill turned at him and gave him a smile of thanks. Little did she know what was inside.
"Can I open it or do I have to wait until tomorrow?" Jill asked as she cradled the box in her hand.
"Well it is 12:00 a.m. so either one will be suitable." Chris was waiting for her to open because he wanted to see the expression.
"Alright, I will open it now." Jill opened the box slowly. The box popped open and then locked like any jewelry case. Jill gasped in a giant breathe of air and then whine into her hand that covered her mouth. She fell to her knees in tears crying. She continued to whine and stare at the priceless jewel.
"Do you know what that is?" Chris asked and Jill slowly nodded and then closed her eyes. Chris watched the tears roll down her face.
"It *sniff, sniff* is Princess Diana's sapphire pearl choker. How did *sniff, sniff* you get this." Jill said as she cried looking at the choker. Chris walked up to her and put an arm around her.
"I used the paycheck we got from the Birkin family. I know what you are thinking. Well, after her death they started to make this for the public. I knew you liked the color blue and well… it was an overall great gift. The real one is in a museum and buying from them is impossible. Not to mention it is billions of dollars" Chris hugged Jill and she wouldn't stop crying.
When the fifth of May came they all gather at Chris's apartment. Claire was on her way with their cake and Chris and Jill were cleaning everything up and got stuff ready. Chris did a lot of the cooking that day, and it smelt really good. The sound of a motor came to a stop in front of the building.
"Jill, she is here." Jill spun around and licked the dip off of her finger.
"Ok and the dip is good Chris." Then three knocks sounded throughout the apartment. Jill opened it and Claire walked in.
"Hey check out how I worded the cake" Claire rushed into the kitchen and placed the box onto the table. She opened it and it spelt "Valenfield"
"I had this made considering we all are celebrating our birthdays today." Jill smiled at Claire's friendly gesture.
"I like it" Jill said as she welcomed Claire with a hug. Chris did the same as Jill and hugged his sister.
"Well Claire we were waiting for you and now we can eat and drink our worries away."
"Good I am starving" Claire exclaimed as she grabbed some food. They all sat down on Chris's sofa instead of his table. They started talking about their childhoods for the hell of it.
"So Claire, how was life growing up?" Jill asked as she went to throw away her disposable plate.
"It was pretty good, and you wouldn't believe the things I was and did." Claire laughed
"I want to here this story." Jill giggled as she sat next to Chris again after getting up for a moment.
"Well, as a child our parents worked all day and we were watched over by our grandmother. Chris and I used to torture her so much." Chris just chuckled at the memories.
Claire continued "For instance, Chris put a black rug on his back and walked around in the backyard. She thought he was a bear. Hehe, when my grandmother went outside to get us I sprayed her so badly with the garden hose. Well, I never knew what she was saying because she never spoke English. Chris had to translate it for me. I still don't know how you learned so fast." Chris interrupted
"They only reason I know how to speak Turkish is because I needed to in order to get fed. I mean how can you expect food if you can't even ask for it." Chris sassed at Claire
"That brings me to another point. Chris was a chubby boy as he grew up." Jill looked at Chris and tried to picture a chubby him.
"Hey, when I started to go through puberty I uncontrollably put on weight. I wasn't fat but I was chubby." Chris wanted to sugar coat everything so it didn't seem that bad.
"I don't care your were still chubby and I'm not even going to sugar coat that because you probably would have eaten that too. He was also the biggest nerd there was." Chris was trying to figure out why Claire was only talking about him and not herself.
"Chris I remember when you went to see Star Wars. Oh my God you were the biggest nerd I knew. That is why you had no girlfriends as a teenager." Claire was notably a little tipsy and Chris knew it so he decided not to get too mad at her.
"Chris you were a Star Wars nerd too!?" Jill asked in excitement
"Yeah and I am guessing you are too." Chris guessed correctly. As much as she didn't look like it, Jill was a big inner nerd.
"Claire, I think you should stop before you go too far." Chris warned her.
"Oh shush up, and did you know I lost my virginity before Chris."
"CLAIRE!" Jill gasped "That wasn't called for.
"Wait till you hear this. He still is a virgin." Chris choked and coughed on his beer.
"Claire why did you say that!?" Chris stared at her with a look of embarrassment.
"Chris, it is ok… I am too." Jill said as she blushed shamefully.
"Well, well I would expect more from you Jill. Oh but enough about Chris did you know I modeled to pay for my college tuition." Claire said boastfully
"Yeah, Claire and you made me model with you too. That kind of modeling was awkward." Chris said as he tried to comprehend all of the stuff Claire said about him.
"Well, I don't want to get into a lot about me, but I brought this cool game that we can all play. Here come follow me to the table." Claire signaled everyone to follow and they all did as commanded.
When they got everything cleared from the table Claire pulled out the game and explained it to everyone.
"The rules of the game are simple. There is one giant deck of cards and they all have questions on the back. When someone pulls it everyone has to answer. It is so simple that if you are confused you should go back to kindergarten.
"Fair enough, I will draw first." Jill pulled a card and read it aloud.
"What muscle in your body is naturally defined?" Jill thought for a minute
"My abdomen" said Jill
"My pectorals" said Chris
"My ass" said Claire.
"This game seems like it can get dark." Chris said to Claire cautiously
"Well, yeah it does. It is for adults only." Claire's statement didn't surprise Chris at all.
"Ok my turn" Claire exclaimed "What type of hair do you take care of most frequently and try to keep perfected?"
"Peach fuzz" Claire said
"The hair on my head." Said Jill
"Hmmm….. I would have to say my eyebrows." Chris said.
"What really!?" Jill asked in shock. "I thought they were naturally like that"
"Nope, if you saw them naturally they would be really bushy, but I take care of them since I was about 16. Frankly it was for the best." Jill still didn't believe him, but it must have been true or else he would have said something else. It didn't scathe Jill that much though so they continued.
"Ok, I am scared to see what I pick." Chris took the card and then sighed
"Have you ever experimented? Well, my answer is already known."
"Same as Chris's" Jill added
"Well….. Yes" Claire said shamefully
"Caro Dio (Dear God)" Jill said in Italian as she put her face in her palm.
"Hazreti Isa (Jesus Christ)" Chris said in Turkish disappointedly
"What, I was drunk." Claire said with red cheeks.
"Claire why didn't you tell me" Chris looked at Claire and demanded an answer.
"Yeah right, I would tell my only close family member that I slept with the same sex. It was on accident. I wasn't in my right mind." Claire sassed back at him with desperateness in her voice. She wanted him to understand that it wasn't her fault.
"Well, maybe you should…" Chris was suddenly interrupted.
"Hey, hey hold the phone you two. We are celebrating our birthday's today can we please save this for another time." Jill put her hands between the two of them
"Come one, it is my turn next. See look we can just continue." Jill picked the card and read it aloud. "Confession session, tell one of you deepest confessions." Jill sighed
"My mother was murder" Jill said as she choked back tears.
"What!?" Chris and Claire both exclaimed at the same time.
"She was killed by a man named Edward Van Burke. He snapped her neck while she was picking flowers in our garden." Claire twitched when she heard her say snapped. Claire began to cry uncontrollably.
"Claire, why are you crying? I mean, you didn't know my mom. It shouldn't be that bad."
"I will take my turn instead of Claire." Chris said as he held his weeping sister.
"My parents were murdered by a man named…. *sniff, sniff* Edward Van Burke" Jill gasped and then covered her mouth. Chris continued while tears crept from Jill's eyes.
"My parents were walking home from a party one night and they decided to stop for some reason and they both were leaning against a brick wall. Van Burke rammed his truck into them and he had hood ornaments on his car, and they impaled my parents and pinned them against the wall. Meanwhile, Van Burke got out of his truck and took his rifle with him. He shot them both in the head and left a note. The note said "In the name of my son's incarceration I incarcerate three to hell". The case was filed as a drunk driving hit and run. I guess now we know who number three was." Chris said a one single tear left his eye.
"What happened to him?" Jill asked as she trembled
"He was never found and is still out there…. Let's quit this game for now and just do something happy like cut the cake." Jill nodded and she put three candles on the cake and lit it wither her RPD litter. Chris helped Claire get up and then after a little she stopped sobbing.
"Let's all make a wish." Every one came on Jill's command and they all wished at the same time.
"I wish Edward Van burke would PAY!"
The night came fast and Chris took a cigarette outside. Claire was headed to a nearby friend's house. Jill came outside to join Chris.
"Some day" Chris gave a chuckle under his breath
"Yeah, someday" Chris said back
"I was invited to Wesker's apartment tomorrow. He wanted me to ask you if you wanted to come as well." Chris asked Jill kindly
"Isn't he kind of insane though?" Jill asked considering the way he is at work.
"No, he really is chill. He is just like that for work because it gets everyone to do something." Chris said before sucking in the smoke form the butt of the cigarette.
"Sure, I would like to meet the real him. Are you lying because Joseph told me he was Vice-Captain and it turned out it was Enrico the whole time." Jill asked but really didn't need to considering Chris has never officially lied to her.
"Hey that was Joseph not good old Chris." Jill chuckled
"Yeah your right" Jill admitted
"Now let me ask you a question. Why haven't you chosen to loose your virginity yet?" Jill asked timidly. Chris threw his cigarette on the concrete and smudged it out with his shoe
"Might I ask you the same question?" Chris said smirking at Jill
"Answer mine first" Jill demanded
"I want to wait until I find that one person who I know I will spend the rest of my life with. It won't be as special with any other woman." Chris said as he put a caring arm around Jill
"My reasons are the same as yours Chris." Jill put one of her hands on Chris's hand that was around her shoulder.
"Recently I have had the feeling that she isn't to far. I can't explain it, but it is there."
"I know I get that too, but it is getting late and I should be getting home. So I leave you with goodbye and goodnight." Jill said as she pulled her car keys out of her jean pocket.
"Ok goodnight, and also I will pick you up tomorrow so don't worry about driving." Chris said as he walked her to her car.
"Good, because I have no idea where he lives." Jill chuckled
"Take care now, and drive safely." Chris and Jill gave a friendly kiss on the cheek and said goodbye to each other. As Jill drove out of the parking lot she put her hand up as a final goodbye and they she made a left out of the complex and out of sight.
Chris walked back into his apartment and threw his shoes next to the door. He walked around and cleaned up the very little mess that was left and turned on the TV. He generally was uninterested in watching anything, but some TV couldn't hurt. He watched about two episodes of Seinfeld and the decided to turn in for the night. He walked into his bedroom and took his Walther PPK/S out of its holster which was concealed. He dropped the magazine and the pulled the slide back so the round in the chamber would be ejected. The round flew out and he put it back in the magazine and then put the magazine into the gun once more. He dropped the hammer on his handgun and put in its holster and then on his nightstand. Now that he had a cleared gun he proceeded to take off the rest of his clothes. He threw his jeans and t-shirt on the floor. He wasn't a very clean person in terms of his sleeping quarters. He sat down on the edge of his bed only in his boxers and took an extra pill of creatine because he forgot to during his workout earlier.
He ran his fingers through his hair. The name Jill resonated through his head subconsciously and he couldn't make it stop. He had a tendency to have an uncontrollable imagination. The stuff that happened in his mind could never be changed once something happens to it. He saw Jill valentine standing in his doorway and he closed the door and then the door would open by itself. He would go over to the door and close it again. Once more the door would open by itself showing the beautiful Jill Valentine. It happened over and over and over again. Chris tried to think of another subject and then he thought of him being a virgin. He thought to himself "Am I wasting my time and should just do it with someone?" His thoughts were all over the place so he decided to go to sleep.
"Come here boy!" Chris yelled across a yard. A little boy about 3 years of age came running to him. The boy was followed by a well groomed golden doodle. The boy ran to Chris and the boy said to him.
"Uppies" Chris picked up the boy and nibbled at his neck with his stubbles. The boy laughed and cringed his neck.
"How are my two boys doing?" Chris turned to a familiar voice. There she was standing there in front of a sliding glass door. Jill Valentine was there and she held a sippycup for the little. Boy.
"Marcus, how do you ask for juice?" Jill asked in a sweet tone.
"Juicy!" exclaimed the little boy.
"Juicy what?" Jill asked as she held the little bottle back.
"Pweeeeease" The little boy named Marcus pronounced his R's and L's as W's
"That's my boy" Jill said as she tussled his soft dark brown hair. The little boy looked just like Chris did when he was a child.
"Go play with Bosco sweaty." said Jill said as she sat down on the patio chairs. The little frolicked after the dog and the dog jolted and dodged the little boy for the sake of fun.
"He is definitely your son." Jill said as she glanced at Chris and then back at Marcus.
"How about number two?" Chris asked as he placed a hand on Jill's extended abdomen.
"This baby has my kicks." Jill said comically.
"Well, in that case I am glad men aren't the ones getting pregnant." They both laughed together. The two of them couldn't see Marcus or their dog, and they both got a little nervous.
"Hey Hun, go see where our little soldier has gotten himself off to." Jill said as she looked around from her chair.
"Yes ma'am" Chris saluted for laughs and then he got a few chuckles from Jill.
"Marcus is probably hiding somewhere just to scare me." Chris said as he walked towards the grass.
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree now does it?" Jill got a smile in response to her comment.
"Marcus, where are you buddy?" Chris walked around the yard.
"Marcus, come here son." Chris then stopped dead in his tracks. There was a blood trail. The blood was smeared on the grass which shows that something was dragged. Chris reached for his gun. It wasn't his PPK/S, but was a Colt Commander 1911. He didn't acknowledge the sudden change in firearm. He took cautious steps and then found Bosco lying dead with stab wounds in his chest. Chris fell to his knees and shed a few tears. Marcus was sitting in the fetal position next to him. He was saying one word over and over again. Chris got the chills when he heard the word.
"Burke, Burke, Burke, Burke, Burke" Chris grabbed Marcus and checked to see if he was alright. Sure enough he didn't have a scratch on him.
"MAMA" Marcus screamed and then cried. Chris turned slowly and yelled interrogatively
"JILL!?" Chris ran with Marcus in his arms. Then he saw a random brick wall in the middle of his yard. Claire and Barry were impaled against it with a bullet hole in their heads. A note was in Barry's hand saying "I incarcerate three two hell." Chris ran to the house and saw Jill standing in the doorway.
"We have to get out of here now?" Chris yelled as he held Marcus's face to his face to shield him from the gore.
"Why in such a rush?" A raspy voice said behind Jill. There he was Edward Van Burke. He had hair that reached halfway down his neck. He had a glass eye, and scars on his face. He had a beard that was grey and brown at the same time. (To make it easier just picture Raul Menendez)
"No… Let her go!" Chris yelled
"Fine" He let her take a few slow steps towards Chris and then *SNAP* she fell to the ground lifeless.
"NOOOOOO!" Chris yelled at the top of his lungs. Marcus was hysterically crying. He aimed his gun at him and pulled the trigger. *click* Chris racked the slide and then a round was chamber. He aimed at Burke and fired. He wasn't there, but the he saw something out of the corner of his eye. He aimed his gun at Burke who somehow ended up next to him and then Burke grabbed Chris's hand and pointed the gun away from him. He palmed Chris to the chest and sent Chris flying backwards against the fence. Right after Chris's back hit the fence a knife went through his chest and stuck him to the fence.
Chris's feet couldn't touch the ground and all Chris could see was blackness. Then a little light that cam and went. He was slowly blinking back to consciousness. He lifted his head slowly and with the very little energy he had left. He saw van Burke standing over Marcus. "I incarcerate you to the Heaven my little one. You are the purest of innocents, but your Mother's blood runs through your veins. The blood of the hand that killed my son. It shall be a quick departure, but I hope that you will see your father there too. I took from him too much, but now I give you and him peace as my gift." Chris lost all possible energy and he saw nothing but a blurry vision. Then everything went black. He heard a low *BAM* and a yellow flash. The moment seemed to go on forever.
"AAAH" Chris woke up in his bedroom. It was 3:00 according to his alarm clock. He saw that he held his Handgun pointing at the edge of the room. His phone was ringing, and slowly got up and picked it up and answered it.
"Mmmmm… Hello?" Chris said groggily.
"Hey I am really sorry for waking you." Jill said from the other side.
"No, *ugh um* it's ok. I just woke up anyway from a nightmare." Chris said as he cleared his throat.
"Really? Same here and it was about…" Jill was cut off
"Van Burke right?" Chris finished her sentence.
"Yeah… how did you know?" Jill asked curiously
"I had the same" Chris said as he put his weapon back.
"Well… what do we do know?" Jill asked not even knowing how to carry on the conversation anymore.
"I don't know. Usually I would be getting up in about two hours to start my daily workouts, but Saturdays and Sundays are my free days so I got nothing." Chris said as he sat on the edge of hi bed once more.
"Well, if you want to come over you can stay the night and tomorrow I can make breakfast." Jill offered. Chris could hear that she is really shaken up.
"Hmmm… ok I guess that sounds good. I will be over in 15 minutes." Chris said as he picked a new outfit for the next day. The two of them said goodbye momentarily and Chris grabbed his clothes, his gun, and his toothbrush. He looked at his bed debating about where to make it or not. It was sweaty from his nightmare and it was all messed up suggesting that Chris was moving around in his sleep.
Chris hopped in his car and drove to Jill's apartment. He got out and walked to the elevator. He got in and went to the floor Jill was on. Then the elevator stopped and a lady walked in.
"Excuse me officer Redfield, but I think that streaking is illegal." The lady said. Chris was to asleep to even notice that someone had walked in.
"What… Oh shit Valerie I am so sorry I didn't…" Chris was silenced by her.
"It's ok Chris I won't tell anyone. Where you headed to?" Valerie asked nonchalantly
"Oh… Jill's place." Chris responded.
"Well you know this doesn't look good. You going to a girl's apartment in sweaty boxers and to make things worse she is your work partner." Valerie said playfully
"Yeah, well I have a non sensual reason so I am justified." Chris said through a few chuckles.
"Yeah well, you're lucky that you don't have to be in for work tomorrow. I have such an early patrol, and my partner is super cranky in the morning. Valerie complained
"Then what are you doing up so early?" Chris asked considering the hours of a police officer is twelve hours of work for 4 days a week.
"Well I had a party at my friend's apartment. I didn't drink so I am still good for tomorrow." Valerie clarified
"Well good because I don't think having to do a police officer's job is any easier with a hangover.
"Ha, I would never have guessed.' Valerie sassed back in a sarcastic tone.
*BING* the elevator doors opened up. Chris walked out of the elevator and turned around to say goodbye to a fellow comrade.
"Goodnight, baby girl" Chris said playfully.
"See ya hot stuff." The doors closed with Valerie behind them. Chris and Valerie have been really good friends with each other ever since Chris started. They have a tendency to make suggestive comments to each other playfully. Jill was fully aware and generally had no problem with it considering Valerie was her friend as well. She just laughed along with them.
Chris walked down to Jill's apartment opened the door with a key she gave him. He walked inside and went to Jill's bedroom. The door was open and Jill was lying on the far side of it with an open side for Chris. He sigh with relief and casually walked over to the bed dropped his stuff in the middle of the floor and dove head first into the soft pillow.
"How was the ride here?" Jill asked as she yawned.
"No traffic as usual. It is night so no one is out." Chris muffled through the pillow.
"Well I hope you are as tired as I am." Jill said as she sunk into the bed.
"Yeah, but I have to be pee. I am also too comfortable to move." Chris said in a slowly dying tone.
"Yo, get the hell out of my bed and go pee because I sure as hell am not cleaning my sheets because my partner urinated on them." Jill sat up quickly and was consistent with her nagging. Chris moaned in response. Jill smacked Chris on the ass.
"Get up Redfield, and go pee." She yelled once more.
"Quit your yelling I'm going. Chris got up slowly and walked to the bathroom.
"Another thing, consider that smack on the ass a luxury. It is a privilege nit a rite." Chris mumbled at her.
"She just laughed tiredly and sunk back in her bed. She closed her eyes and could feel a nice comforting rest coming until something broke the perfect silence. Jill could hear Chris peeing in the bathroom. Her eyes broke open and she waited for him to stop. She was pissed and was about to give him a piece of her mind. She heard the toilet flush and then the sink go on. A few moments later he walked out to a Jill who had a frown and arms crossed.
"How long does it take you to urinate? I mean seriously." Jill said in an upset tone.
"It takes me as long as my bladder thinks it should." Chris couldn't understand why she was so mad.
"Well then must you make such noise? Couldn't you just like pee towards the inner side of the toilet to avoid the racket." Jill was tired and cranky. She wouldn't normally be like this but considering the circumstances she wasn't in any mood to do anything but sleep.
"Oh Hehe, I was establishing my dominance in the apartment." Chris saw a slight giggle emerge from Jill.
"Not to mention you wanted me to go anyway." Chris came back again and caught Jill in a troubled position.
"Well, who says you are the dominant one?" Jill asked no in a comical tone
"Oh I don't know maybe the thing in between my legs." Chris said as he got into the bed slowly.
"Just because you have a penis doesn't mean you are dominant. There a plenty of submissive men out and there are plenty of dominant females out there." Jill tried to prove a point.
"Oh what, now you think I am sexist?" Chris said as he tried so hard to close his eye but couldn't because he had started a war with Jill.
"No I am saying that you are as cocky a hell."
"Well, what I am saying is that without men being dominant procreation is kind of a grey area. We have a more important job than women. Ok, let me rephrase that I mean without men you would be nothing. If we didn't have women anymore we could find a way to mate with other species to ensure procreations while it isn't easy for a woman to get it on with another animal. Men can force it, but woman have to subdue the beast." Chris was talking complete nonsense at this point. He was too tired to even think. He was just saying stuff to hopefully win.
"What in God's name are you even talking about? If you mean to say that men have more freedom or something like that then go screw yourself. The civil rights movement wasn't just for giving equal rights for other races. It was also used back in the early 1900's for women's rights. You know what this conversation is over!" Jill said as she lay down and turned off the lamp.
"Goodnight" Chris said apologetically
"Goodnight" Jill said back
Authors Notes: I am so sorry I haven't posted in a while but I have been so busy and I have been for months. High School isn't making anything easier. Also if you noticed I have kept a lot of things from my last story and put it in here. That is because I like to have consistency in my stories. Once again I am sorry and I will try to up date soon.