A/N: I wrote a new one shot, but it's so cheesy, I'm not sure if I want to post it. When I say cheesy, I mean CHEEESSSSYYYYY!

I am not happy with this chapter. especially the moment with Wheeljack in there. Oh well. I tried re-writing it multiple times, but it never came out very well.

Unicronia walked out of her brig cell, and smiled. "Thanks Inferno. I would have never gotten out of that cell if you hadn't of deactivated those energon bars."

Inferno snorted. "Please. You invented the energon bars."

"That's not true! I invented the energon bars' cousin. It was twice as dangerous, and very much fatal."

Sunstreaker snorted. "Yeah sure."

Cryfire shrugged. "I don't know. She seems pretty serious."

Unicronia ignored the two behind her. "So, how long until my Second, and Third are free?"

Inferno shrugged. "Technically they aren't supposed to be in the brig. Nobody sentenced them, they just went there."

Unicronia snorted. "What idiots."

The group stepped out into the hall. Inferno turned and faced them. "Unicronia, bot I don't know, you are free to go."

"My designation is Cryfire."

"Yeah, him." Inferno nodded.

Cryfire frowned. "Whatever. I'm going to base."

Unicronia shrugged. Inferno turned to Sunstreaker. "Sunstreaker, I am to escort you to Ratchet."

Unicronia followed the two down the hall. Inferno ignored her, and continued looking ahead. Sunstreaker finally cracked. "YOU'RE FREE! WHAT THE FRAG DO YOU WANT?"

"I want to see Ratchet." Unicronia frowned.

"What, are you cheating on Wheeljack with him?"

"Yes."

"Does Wheeljack know?"

::Unicronia to Wheeljack::

::Yesss?::

::I'm cheating on you with Ratchet::

::Okay, have fun!::

::Thanks. Unicronia out::

"He does now."

Sunstreaker snorted. "Whatever."

Unicronia sat on a med berth, and waved her peds back and forth. Ratchet began instructing Sunstreaker on what he was supposed to do. "You need to clean the floors, take inventory of the medical supplies, and last but not least clean all the medical tools. Any questions?" Sunstreaker raised his servo. "No, I don't care about your paint." Sunstreaker's servo fell. Ratchet turned his attention to Unicronia. "What do you want?"

Unicronia shrugged. "Nothing."

Ratchet gave a sigh. "Is that code?"

"No." Unicronia shook her helm. "I just want to watch Sunshine be tortured."

Ratchet nodded. "Fine, but stay out of my way."

Sunstreaker growled. "You have got to be kidding me! Why does she get to stay?"

Ratchet turned to Sunstreaker. "Because we are old friends, and she has knowledge of Medicine. This is a Medbay."

Sunstreaker growled before stomping off. Ratchet smirked. "Now, what do you want?"

"Wheeljack is impossible to seduce."

Ratchet stared at her. "Excuse me?"

Unicronia let out a frustrated groan, and sunk into the berth. "I can't seduce Wheeljack!"

Ratchet laughed. "You think I can help you with that?"

"You've seduced plenty of mechs! I've watched you! You were unstoppable, you know before you promised a certain mech you'd bond with him after the war ends."

Ratchet smirked. "I forgot I told you about that."

Unicronia smiled. "Well, you did!"

"Alright, listen. Wheeljack is pretty shy guy." Ratchet started. "So, what you have to do is be pretty bold about it."

"Slag that!" The two turned to Sunstreaker. "You need to get new paint. Buff a little, and shine like you're a pleasurebot."

Ratchet and Unicronia snorted. "I don't think so." Unicronia smiled. "You're trying to sabotage me!"

Sunstreaker rolled his optics. "I am not. I'll tell you what, I'll even get Far Stop to help us. He's the master of seduction."

Unicronia raised an optic ridge. "Far Stop? My Far Stop?"

"I can argue about whom he belongs to until this planet dies." Sunstreaker countered.

"Oh, look Ratchet! He used proper grammar!"

Ratchet rolled his optics. "Let's make one thing clear Sunstreaker. You heard nothing while you were in here."

"Relax. I already knew about you and Ironhide. I had the room next door to the old guy."

Ratchet gave a "Hmm." In acknowledgement. Unicronia frowned. "Me and Wheeljack are still trying to find a way to rebuild his body. Do the humans still not know about spark?"

"The humans have no idea." Ratchet grumbled.

Sunstreaker looked between the two. "What are you two talking about?"

Unicronia smirked. "We were able to save Ironhide's spark, but the problem comes where we have to fix his old body, which is practically rust."

"Why didn't I know about this?"

"It's been officer only information with the exception of the occasional mech, like you." Unicronia shrugged.

"Well, can't you just build him a new body?" Sunstreaker shrugged.

Unicronia smirked. "We can rebuild everything except the spark chamber. It has to be the same Spark Chamber for a one hundred percent chance of success. A new Spark Chamber may be able to hold his spark for a limited amount of time, but it is almost certain that the spark will reject it."

Sunstreaker frowned. "So what are you doing about it?"

"Wheeljack and I are trying to find the old files from Cybertron about Cosmic Rust, and see if we can recreate the mixture that destroys it. After we clean the pieces, we can rebuild his Spark chamber."

"Well, what's holding his spark now?"

Unicronia smirked. "A Spark incubator."

"What?"

It is a machine specifically created to hold sparks and moniter them while the patient is going through Spark chamber surgery." Ratchet explained. "It might not last long, but we're hoping it lasts long enough."

Sunstreaker nodded.

Unicronia stood up. "Anyways, I'm just hoping Percy gets here. He's the one who has all of our files on that sort of thing. All me and Wheeljack have are the blueprints for different inventions."

Ratchet nodded. "Perceptor would be a great help in this situation."

"I'm going to go find Wheeljack. You two have fun!"

Ratchet nodded. Sunstreaker grunted, and continued mopping the floors.

Unicronia walked out of the med bay, and through the halls. She didn't really know where she was going. There were so many places Wheeljack could be. "I'll just start in the rec room, and check in with my men."

Unicronia skipped to the rec room, and peeked in. Hound was sitting at the table along with Jazz, and Sparks. Sideswipe was sitting on the couch laughing at the television along with Bluestreak. Unicronia walked in and over to Jazz. "Have you seen Wheeljack?"

Sparks glanced up. "He was with Optimus, but that was forever ago."

Hound thought for a second. "I think I saw him running off somewhere."

Jazz snorted. "Pretty vague, Hound."

Hound chuckled sheepishly. "Sorry."

"Naw, it's okay. I'll go look around." Unicronia waved at the mechs, and femme before walking off. She looked around before she walked into the entrance of her base. Her mechs, and one femme, were on laying on the ground staring up at the ceiling.

"So, how do we get it down?" Mainframe asked.

"I don't know. Do we just wait?" Edge asked.

"It will fall eventually." Solarking shrugged.

Unicronia stepped down from the stairs to get a better view. There was a giant glob of green on top of the ceiling. Unicronia glanced around. "Alright. What's with the glob?"

"We decided to try to make silly putty, but that thing came out instead." Tiny explained.

The green blob moved, and slid across the ceiling. Unicronia shook her helm, and shuttered her optics. "Did that thing just move? Please tell me it didn't move!"

Candid snorted. "It moved."

Unicronia felt a shiver go up her spine. She walked up to the middle of the room, and laid down on her back. "So, are we just going to lie here, and wait for it come down?"

"It's not poisonous, so we are thinking it's just scared." Silvertint mumbled.

Unicronia nodded. "What are we going to do about it?"

"Bow Caster wants to keep it as a pet." Silvertint explained.

Unicronia looked over to the silver femme whose optics never left the blob. "Alright. I can live with that. Are we sure it's not dangerous?"

"Positive."

Unicronia nodded. "Okay. What are we going to call it?"

"Can we call it Blobatron?"

Unicronia shrugged. "Alright." She smirked and stood up. "I'm going to find Wheeljack, you guys have fun!" She quickly ran up the stairs and out of the base. "TO WHEELJACK'S LAB!"

Unicronia walked into Wheeljack's lab and saw him attaching a small power generator to some new invention. "Wheeljack! I found you!"

Wheeljack turned around. "So you did."

"I've been looking for you for forever!"

"Why didn't you comm. me?"

Unicronia stood silent for a while. "I don't know."

Wheeljack's mask opened up, a huge smile plastered to his face. "And you say you're smart."

"How could I?" Unicronia rolled her optics as Wheeljack stood up and walked over to her.

"I don't know." Wheeljack kissed her forehelm. "I haven't see you in two days."

"I've been in the brig!"

"I'm aware."

"Wheeljack?"

"Yes?"

"I love you!"

"I love you too!"

Unicronia smiled. "I missed you!'

"Yep!"

Unicronia frowned. "What's that suppose to mean?"

"I didn't miss you."

Unicronia's faceplates scrunched up. "Fragger!"

Wheeljack smirked. "I missed your hugs though!"

Unicronia smirked and gave him a hug. "Happy?"

"Very."

Unicronia smiled. "What are you making?"

"It's supposed to be a new energon dispenser for the rec room. Sideswipe broke that last one."

"I'll help." Unicronia sat next to Wheeljack and began helping building the new energon dispenser while secretly playing footsies under the table.