A/N: Whoo! My parents are going back out of town this weekend. You know what that means! I get to watch four dogs, and have a party! Not really, I won't be having a party. FALL OF CYBERTRON IS COMING OUT ON TUESDAY! I already pre-ordered it, and I'm ready for non-stop play! WHOOP!

Answering some reviews, cause I got bored of thinking up boring subject lines!

Anonymous BW FG: I would choose the cookie too XD good choice! Well, for yourself. That just means I'm still stuck with the afthole. Blowing up does seem to be their quirk! Poor Wheeljack. Blackmail is great though! :D

Luna Prime- Awesomeness : Yep! That's exactly what I meant. I guess I should have said Universe, but I had a brain fart, and couldn't remember the word. XD I love these two! They are cute! Cuteness wrapped in a giant cute teddy bear!

Midnight Prime: Is it sad I've seen/read most of them?

Autobot-Mayday: Nope! I was thinking about putting them there first, but I decided not to, mostly because I couldn't come up with a proper plot yet.

Remember, if you guess where they are right, you can choose between SUNSTREAKER (Hint hint. Take Sunstreaker, he pisses me off!) or a lousy energon cookie you couldn't eat anyways. (It'll most likely kill you…)

Unicronia looked around a bit more closely. "It looks like we're in a canyon."

Wheeljack stood up, and nodded. "Yeah." His mask slid open. "All the materials here are the same as the earth back in our dimension. Maybe a parallel universe?"

Unicronia leaned down and began writing equations into the sand. "So if we were on this side of the wormhole," She drew rough drawing of a wormhole, " and we went through it. It could have either just dropped us off in the same time in a parallel universe, or it could flung us through time, and space of another universe."

Wheeljack frowned. "Or we could have just made a ground bridge."

Unicronia's frown deepened. "Yeah, which would make this situation really depressing."

"Optimus." A human hologram popped up onto the red fire engine's monitor.

"Yes, T-AI?"

"There have been some disturbances in the same canyon where the old ruins are."

"The ruin's that Koji's father hid the picture and data chip?"

The hologram nodded. "Yes. I cannot tell if it's Predacon or Autobot."

"Understand. Get the Autobot brothers, and Space bridge us there."

The hologram nodded once more, and disappeared from the screen. Optimus turned his attention to the human male who was currently putting a fire hose back into one of his storage units. He closed the storage unit. "I am sorry. I will be back momentarily."

The human watched the fire engine drive off. He blinked a couple times. "I really need a new job."

"Come on babe! You don't have to ignore me! I'm the good guy!" A blue sports car with flames flew down the high way chasing a cherry red sports car. He drove up next to it. "We can go out on a date, or even, if you want to, have a drive around town. I know some really good highways we could cruise!"

"Side Burn!"

The car's attention turned to the hologram that popped up onto his monitor. "What's up, T-AI?"

"Optimus Prime has requested your presence. There have been some suspicious activities."

"Predacons?"

"We cannot tell."

"Alright then." Side Burn turned his attention back to the red car. "Sorry, babe. Duty calls!"

A police car chased a Volkswagen down the street. "X-Brawn you cannot climb the empire state building!"

The Volkswagen let out a laugh. "Come on, Prowl. It'll be fun!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Prowl, X-Brawn. We have suspicious activity. Please make your way to the nearest Spacebridge."

"Of course, T-AI." Prowl turned his attention to his older brother. "Come on."

"Aw. Okay."

Unicronia and Wheeljack continued to write in the sand different kinds of equations. "Wheeljack, you forgot to carry the one."

Wheeljack perked up. He had been trying to figure out what was wrong with his math for half an hour. "Oh! No wonder!"

"What's the tangent of a radical ninety-three?" Unicronia asked.

Wheeljack glanced up in the air. "negative 2.987."

"Is that rounded?"

"Yeah."

"Okay."

Prowl glanced around the corner of a wall of the canyon. "What are they doing?"

"Looks like they're doing math." Side Burn snorted.

"They are definitely not Predacons. They seem to be way too smart."

"Ya never know. They could just be doodling." X-Brawn muttered.

Optimus looked down at the three. "I will confront them. You three stay back until I call you."

The three nodded in confirmation.

"I got it!"

Wheeljack looked over to Unicronia. "What?"

"We should have built a remote control for our Inter dimension traveler."

"Why?"

"How the pit are we supposed to get back?"

Wheeljack looked at all the equations. "We were only doing equations for a one way trip."

"Plus we didn't have a specific destination in mind, so we could be practically anywhere."

Wheeljack frowned. "Why do I feel like by the time we get home we'll be inter dimension experts?"

"Because we will." Unicronia smiled

"Freeze." Unicronia's optics widen as Wheeljack and her froze. "Servos up." The voice commanded. The two raised their servos. "State fractions."

"Autobot."

"Unicronian."

"Unicronia!"

"What? I am."

"Designations?"

"Wheeljack."

"Unicronia!"

"I am Optimus Prime."

The two turned around. A huge red bot stood holding an energon pistol. Unicronia looked him up and down. "I think he looks better with flames."

Wheeljack sighed. "I'm really sorry about her."

Optimus watched the two closely. "What is a Unicronian?"

Unicronia smiled. "We don't fight. We work for science! We create things your processor couldn't comprehend!"

Wheeljack sighed. "She found a group of mechs, and made her fraction out of boredom."

"I wasn't bored."

Wheeljack smirked. "You were too."

"Were not! Everybody kept on saying they didn't exist, so I was all like I think they exist, so I made my own fraction."

"She got bored." Wheeljack smiled.

Optimus turned around, and nodded. Three more bots walked out from behind the canyon. "The mech is Autobot, and the femme is Unicronian."

The blue bot snickered. "Does she praise Unicron."

"Oh, ha ha. I've never heard that one before."

The blue bot stared at her. "You haven't?"

Unicronia sighed. Wheeljack chuckled. The white bot moved forward. "I am Prowl, this is Side Burn, and the gray one is X-Brawn."

Unicronia and Wheeljack nodded. "I'm Wheeljack, and this is Unicronia."

Side Burn raised an Optic ridge. "Okay, now I know you praise Unicron."

Unicronia scowled. "Jerks."

Wheeljack laughed. "It's okay Unicronia. I know you don't praise Unicron. You make him fear for his life."

Unicronia punched him. "I do not!"

Unicronia and Wheeljack stood in the center of the Autobot's base in this dimension. Unicronia stood face to face with Optimus. "So, you're telling me, you don't have to deal with the human government?"

"No."

"I like this dimension. Let's stay here, Wheeljack."

Wheeljack sighed. "We can't."

"You keep mentioning 'this dimension.' Please explain." Optimus walked closer to the two.

Wheeljack stepped forward. "Unicronia and I were testing an invention for traveling through different dimensions, and we ended up here."

Prowl stepped forward. "So you are not from around here?"

Side Burn snorted. "Prowl, I don't think we're from around here either."

Prowl sent a glare at his younger brother. "I'll remember that statement when I have to chase you down a highway while you're trying to flirt with a nice red sports car."

Unicronia sent a strange look to Side Burn. "You know human cars aren't sentient, right?"

"Hey! Stop putting down my date!'

Unicronia stepped away. "Alright then. Anyways, no, we aren't from around here."

Wheeljack smiled. "We come from an Earth in a Parallel dimension. Cool, huh?"

"When do you go back?" Side Burn deadpanned.

Wheeljack and Unicronia gave out awkward laughs. "I don't think they know." X-Brawn answered for them.

Unicronia rubbed the back of her helm. "It's not that we don't know. It's more that we don't have a way back. If you'll just let us use some old scrap metal, and some other materials. We'll be out of your wires in no time!"

The four just stared at them. Side Burn started laughing. "I think they want us to hand over our equipment, and energy supplies!"

"No! We don't want your energon! We want your supplies!" Wheeljack smiled.

Unicronia slapped him. "We want your supplies that you can't use."

The four looked at each other again. Optimus nodded. "Fair enough. We will comply."

Wheeljack and Unicronia gave each other a highfive. "YEAH!"

Optimus and the other Autobots watched the new comers as they looked over the scrap materials. Prowl released a sigh. "They are insane. There is no way they actually come from an alternate dimension."

Side Burn shrugged. "I don't know, Prowl. They seem too insane to be from around here."

Optimus sighed. "We will watch them, and make sure they do not belong with the Predacons."

X-Brawn stepped into the room. The two had begun bending the metal, and welding it into shape. "Ya guys need any help?"

Unicronia smiled. "Do you know anything about preventing explosions?"

"Uh, no."

"then, nope! We're good!"

X-Brawn nodded, and walked out of the room. Prowl began freaking out. "Did you hear that, Optimus! They're going to blow up the base!"

"I do not think she meant that in that sort of way."

A Human hologram appeared. "Optimus, I have looked up the names that you asked. Wheeljack, is the name of a mech that is well known for sabotage explosions, and Unicronia is the name of one of the major Neutral commanders."

Optimus frowned. "I see. Thank you T-AI."

The hologram nodded. "Of course. If you need anything else please, do not hesitate to ask."

Optimus nodded. "I will have the Spy changers keep an eye on the two. If they are indeed who T-AI says they are, then there is need to be cautious. I will wait until the Spy changers get back."

"WHEELJACK! NOO!"

BOOM!

"Primus frag it!"

The four bots looked into the room. Everything was charred and black. The mech was sprawled out flat on his back, and the femme sat on top of him with her servos around his neck strangling him.

Optimus looked back at the three worried bots. "T-AI, contact the Spy changers and tell them to return to base as soon as possible."

"Yes, Optimus!"

Wheeljack and Unicronia sat on the ground staring at their already exploded invention. The giant ring was lying on the ground, and the base's front panel had flown off. Unicronia sighed. "Well…"

"Sooo."

"I'm sorry about strangling you."

"Nah, it's okay."

Unicronia stood up. "Time to get back to work."

Wheeljack nodded. "I promise to try to not make anything explode."

Unicronia smiled. "Well, back to work." She slowly made her way up to the charred machine and grabbed some wires. "Can you go and ask for some wire cutter. These wires are a bit too long."

"Make sure they aren't too short. They might short out."

Unicronia nodded as Wheeljack got up and walked out of the room. She began humming as she started to screw the giant ring into place. "What's the point of the ring?"

"To hold the actual por-" Unicronia stopped. She was in here alone, wasn't she? She started looking around. "Far Stop? If you're screwing with me, and actually ran into the portal while me and Wheeljack weren't looking, I'll murder you."

"Who's Far Stop?"

Unicronia screamed as a blue car with a white 'X' on the hood literally appeared out of thin air. "Get it away! Get it away! It's a ghost! A ghost!"

The car transformed into a mech. "I'm not a ghost! I'm a Spy changer. The name is Crosswise. The brains of the Spy changers."

Unicronia stared. "Do you know how to prevent explosions?"

The spy changers helm fell to the side. "Excuse me?"

"Wheeljack and I have a habit of exploding."

"Ah." Crosswise nodded. "I see."

"I don't think you do." Unicronia shook her helm. "Anyways, what's wrong with my ring?"

"Well, the ring gives you a limited area of being able to jump from space to space."

"We aren't jumping to another space, we are moving to another dimension. We need the ring to connect the wormhole."

Crosswise nodded. "Have Do you have any way to control where you go?"

"No."

"So the wormhole randomly sends you somewhere, and spits you out?"

Unicronia smiled. "Yep!"

"That doesn't seem smart."

Unicronia's smile fell. "It would be helpful to have a portable version of this, you know to bring with us, but we would need a lot of them."

Crosswire smirked. "Unless we make the wormhole swallow the other end, and take the protable machine with it."

Unicronia's smile reappeared. "I could kiss you."

"Not just yet." Crosswise smirked. "You can kiss me after this works."

"Actually I said 'could'. I would never actually kiss you. I have Wheeljack for that."

"Oh." Crosswise shrugged. "I'm okay with that as well."

"I'm back!" Wheeljack yelled holding a wire cutter. "Now we can cut some wire!"

"Wheeljack! This is Crosswise. Crosswise, this is Wheeljack!" Unicronia smiled. "Crosswire is going to help us!"

Crosswise looked confused. "Excuse me?"

"You are going to help, right?"

"Oh dear no." Crosswise began swinging his arms in front of his faceplates. "I really don't feel like exploding."

"Are we THAT bad?" Wheeljack asked.

Unicronia shrugged. "Don't know, but help me tear down this ring. Remember the shield I made when we had that little Kremzeek running around?"

"Hmm, yeah?"

"Well, This guy gave me an idea. Instead of constantly rebuilding this thing, we can make those orbs, and have them be sucked into the wormhole when we have these guys shut it. All we would have to rebuild would be a control unit."

Wheeljack smiled. "You, Unicronia, are a genius."

Unicronia shrugged. "I would like to thank Wheeljack, Crosswise, and the planet Cybertron for always being there for me. Wait. I take that last one, Cybertron, out. He dumped me to the side of curb when feeding my aft got to hard!"

Crosswise and Wheeljack gave Unicronia a strange look. "Is she alright?" Crosswise looked over to Wheeljack.

Wheeljack sighed. "She gets like this when her ego gets too big for the room."

Crosswise smiled. "I get it. I know a mech like that."

A week had passed, and Unicronia had just finished the small orbs. They would float in a circle, that would have originally been the ring. Wheeljack continued his work on the control program that would uploaded onto T-AI, which happened to be Teletraan-one's daughter.

"How far are you to uploading the program?" Unicronia stepped up next to him.

Wheeljack shrugged. "Forget uploading, I have to rewrite parts for it to be able to connect to your little orbs."

Unicronia smiled. "Indeed. It's all my fault."

"It's always your fault." Wheeljack stared at the computer as he continued to type away.

Unicronia wrapped her arms around his neck. "That's not true. Sometimes everything is your fault."

"Name the last thing that was my fault!"

"That last explosion."

Wheeljack smiled. "I put the fire out."

Unicronia laughed. "You tried to use some Nitroglycerin, which caused the explosion, and made the whole situation worse."

"Worse, or better?"

Unicronia smiled at the reference. "Better. But, on another sad note. You are no longer allowed to watch Invader Zim."

"I can live with that."

Unicronia got off of Wheeljack. "Need some help?"

"Nope. I'm almost done."

Unicronia nodded. "Did you know the bots in this universe call their Decepticons Predacons?"

"Really?"

"Yeah, apparently they take the form of Earth animals instead of vehicles."

Wheeljack laughed. "Weird."

Unicronia nodded. "Yeah. Oh! T-AI?"

A hologram appeared by Unicronia's helm. "Yes?"

"I forgot to thank you guys for helping us."

T-AI nodded. "Of course. We are also glad that you did not turn out like you counterparts in this universe."

Wheeljack and Unicronia glanced at each other. "What?" Wheeljack finally asked.

"The Spy changers were asked to keep an eye on you, and they had determined that you two are not a hazard."

"I think Wheeljack was talking about the counterpart part."

Files popped up on a giant monitor. A gruff looking Wheeljack popped up. "This is Wheeljack. He is a dangerous saboteur who uses explosions as his main weapon."

Wheeljack smiled. "Looks like I don't have to kill myself." Unicronia laughed.

T-AI brought up the image of a Unicronia with a silver mask in place. "This is our universe's Unicronia. She is a well know member of the Neutral fraction. She a main officer."

"What's so bad about neutrals?" Unicronia shrugged.

"The neutrals are very violent, and use violence to try to end the war."

Unicronia face scrunched up. "Oh..."

Wheeljack smiled. "See, even in this dimension you're not an Autobot."

Unicronia laughed. "It seems so."

Wheeljack typed a couple of more lines before smiling brightly. "Done!"

Unicronia smiled. "So, it should work right?"

"Yep!"

"I will inform Optimus." T-AI nodded as her hologram disappeared.

Optimus stepped into the room. "You two are leaving?"

Unicronia smiled. "Yep! I guess we should hope we make it home on the first try."

Wheeljack smiled. "I wouldn't mind seeing a couple more dimensions before then. Give Ratchet a break from having to fix us every decajoor."

Unicronia laughed. Optimus smiled. He didn't know what the frag they were talking about, but he smiled underneath his mask anyways. "It was very nice to meet the two of you."

Wheeljack smiled and nodded sheepishly. Unicronia just smiled. Wheeljack walked over to the computer. "Ready? I already saved a copy of the computer code, so we should be ready."

Unicronia nodded. "I'm ready." She walked up to the orbs that sat on a table, and threw them up into the air. The orbs activated, and floated in a circle, and released a cord to connect them. "Orbs set."

Wheeljack started typing. "Activating energy supply." The same purple glow that appeared in the original invention began forming in the new design. The purple slowly made its way to the center.

Unicronia concentrated on watching the portal form. As soon as it made it to the center she smiled. "Portal formed!"

"Connection made!" Wheeljack yelled.

The two smiled. Then they both frowned. Unicronia shot her finger up to her nose. "NOSE GOES!"

Wheeljack frowned. "You just want to hear me scream like a femme again."

Unicronia laughed. "If it makes you feel any better, you sound like a cute femme."

"Truthfully, it does make me feel a bit better."

Unicronia laughed as the two walked up to the portal. Wheeljack took a deep breath. Unicronia gave him a hard shove. "AHHHHHH!"

"See? Cute femme." She gave Optimus one last smile as she disappeared into the portal, and the orbs released their connection, and flew through as well causing the portal to dissipate.

Optimus gave silent sigh. "Thank Primus our base is still standing."