A/N: I changed my pen name! What? You can't tell? That's okay. I was tired of my poor grammar from Seventh grade, and just capitalized the first letters. I never noticed I had been on Fanfiction that long. Wow. I'm a senior now.. I feel old!

Wow, this turned out longer than it was supposed to be. Half the idea for the Wheeljack in this verse goes to Luna Prime- Awsomeness. We both thought of the same thing for the Wheeljack. Great minds do think alike ;)

Reviews!

Autobotschic: YAY YOU GUESSED CORRECTLY! And aren't these two just so… I can't describe them. They're weird.

Anonymous BW FG: They did, they did! That sounds marvelous! He deserves every second in there!

Luna Prime- Awsomeness: =( I feel that I butchered this Wheeljack. I tried, I rewrote this chapter ten times, but I couldn't get him right… Now I feel bad.

Autobot-Mayday- You're right! Of course you'll have to fight everybody else who wanted him.

Alright… -lures Sunstreaker out with Yellow paint- FIGHT FOR THE SLAGGER! –Runs behind bomb squad- I'm glad none of you wanted an energon cookie. =) You made wise choices!

I didn't have time to edit this chapter after the million times I re-wrote it. SORRY! Please put up with the horrible mistakes... My town is almost out of water because of this drought, It's about to storm, I'm scared of thunder...

Now choose! Do you want curtain number one, two, or three!?

Unicronia laid on the ground and watched as everything spun. "The orbs didn't come through." She muttered. She released a sigh as she sat up and grabbed her helm. "Frag. That hurts." She slowly glanced around and sighed again. "A forest this time? Wait. Something isn't right. No, more like something is missing." Unicronia stood up and looked around.

"Take that stupid cons!" BOOM!

Unicronia froze. Explosions. "WHEELJACK!" Unicronia took off running through the trees, then crashed into something. "OW!" Unicronia hit the ground, and felt a weight land square on her chassis. "Oof!"

"Slag!" A voice cursed, and the weight was removed. "Jeez, are you okay?"

Unicronia onlined her optics and stared blankly at the sky. "Huh, those look like my orbs." The round objects fell through the sky, gathering speed as they fell. "Oof!" Unicronia groaned as the first orb hit her in the gut. "Ow!" The second pegged her on the leg.

"Sone of a glitch!"

Unicronia sat up and spotted a mech crouching, and holding his helm. A third orb not too far away. She shot up and crouched next to the white mech. "Are you okay!?"

"Yeah, just fine." The mech turned to Unicronia and froze. "Well, hello beautiful."

Unicronia's Optics widened. "Wheeljack?"

"I don't think I know you. I'd remember such a pretty femme as you."

"The Orb must have pegged your helm so hard you lost your memories!"

Wheeljack stared at her. "What's your name, Sweetspark?"

"Unicronia! Don't you remember? We blew up together more than you can possibly count!"

Wheeljack brought his servo up to his audio. "Hey, Doc, I could use a ground bridge."

Some shuffling came from their right. Wheeljack covered Unicronia's mouth, and backed up into some huge bushes. Two purple, and black bots came through the path with blasters, and looked around. Wheeljack pulled out a grenade, and pulled the pin before launching it.

The two bots blew up. "And that should be all of them." Wheeljack stood up and smirked as a green portal formed. Wheeljack stepped over to it, and gestured for her to go first. "Your carriage."

Unicronia grabbed the three orbs, and ran inside followed by Wheeljack.

"Jacky!" Unicronia was engulfed in a huge bear hug. She was shaken, and squeezed so hard she couldn't take intakes even if she needed to.

"Woah, Bulk! I'm over here!" Wheeljack yelled.

"Huh?" Unicronia was put down a green mech looked worried. "Oh Primus. I'm sorry! I thought you were Jacky!"

Unicronia waved from side to side. "I'm Unicronia! Leader of the Unicro-" Unicronia fell on the ground, and stared at the cement ceiling. "I think I'm going to purge."

Wheeljack laughed. "Isn't she cute?"

The green mech put his helm in Unicronia's field of vision. "The names Bulkhead."

"Oh great. Now I know the name of the mech who almost murdered me."

"Aw come on! He didn't mean to. Bulk just has trouble knowing his own strength." Wheeljack helped Unicronia up. "Where's doc?"

Bulkhead looked over to Wheeljack. "He was here right before you guys got here. He activated the ground bridge, and then told me to make sure you got through. He ran off to the Med bay."

"Who's Doc?"

"Ratchet." Bulkhead answered.

"Is he green?" Unicronia asked excitedly.

Wheeljack laughed. "He's white and orange."

"Oh. Well, Wheeljack you should really go see him anyways. You got hit on the helm pretty hard, and you don't even remember me! I need you to get back!"

"Um, I think you need to go see Doc."

"Don't call me Doc!" An orange and white mech, Ratchet, walked through one of the doorways. He took a look at Unicronia, and then froze. He stared at her in disbelief before shaking his helm. "What do you want Wheeljack?"

"Will check this femme's processor she thinks she knows me, not that I mind, but I think I'd remember a femme this gorgeous."

"Why are you flirting?" Unicronia cocked her helm to the side. "I'm usually the one flirting!"

"Jacky, ya sure you didn't sweet talk her while you were overcharged or something?"

Unicronia stared at Wheeljack for a moment. "Is there something wrong with your little fins on your helm? They aren't glowing."

Wheeljack gave Unicronia a worried glance. "Are you insane? They never glowed."

Unicronia's mouth fell open. "Ohhhh. You're not my Wheeljack are you?"

The three bots looked at each other. Ratchet stepped forward. "Alright. Follow me. We're going to the Med bay."

"No! Frag it! We need to find Wheeljack!"

"I'm right here!"

"MY Wheeljack!"

"I can be yours." The mech winked.

Unicronia though for a moment. "Can you help me write the code for inter dimensional traveler, and help me find out why it transported us to two different locations?"

"What?"

"You aren't my Wheeljack. You would have exploded by now."

Bulkhead walked up behind Unicronia. "So you aren't from here?"

Unicronia smiled. "Nope! I'm from a parallel universe. My Wheeljack and I got bored, so we made the Inter Dimensional Traveler, and became dimension nomads."

Ratchet stepped forward. "You are a Unicronia from a different dimension?"

Unicronia smiled. "Yeah! Do you know the Unicronia from this dimension?"

Ratchet frowned. "I knew her very well."

"The Ratchet from my dimension, and I are close friends, as well as my Wheeljack."

Wheeljack wrapped his arm around Unicronia's waist. "I can replace your Wheeljack."

Unicronia frowned. "No, you couldn't. My Wheeljack is the head engineer for the Autobots."

Ratchet snorted. "That is highly unlikely."

Bulkhead laughed. "Wheeljack may be good at using things around him, but he's no engineer!"

"Thanks, Bulk." Wheeljack said flatly.

Unicronia laughed. "Are you guys the only Autobots here?"

Ratchet started typing on the computer. "There are three more. Optimus Prime, Arcee, and Bumblebee."

"Is Arcee pink?"

Bulkhead started laughing. "You're talking primary pink?"

"Yes, my Arcee is girly, pink, and can't stay out everybody else's business."

"Our Arcee is quite the opposite." Wheeljack smirked. "You might even get offended when she arrives. She's in charge of Miko today, right?"

Bulkhead smirked. "Yeah, I had patrol today. I just got back, so she has Jack and Miko."

"Who?"

"They are children who found out about us."

"The whole world knows about us in my dimension." Unicronia muttered. "Then again, they only know about the Autobots and Decepticons."

Ratchet stared at her. "There is another fraction?"

Unicronia smiled. "My fraction, the Unicronians!"

Bulkhead and Wheeljack began laughing. "What do you fight for, Unicron?"

"We don't fight! We do science!"

Ratchet shook his helm. "Ridiculous."

Ratchet watched Unicronia pout in the corner. She was insistent to wait for Optimus to arrive, and when he did she didn't get the answer she wanted. Ratchet sighed and walked up to Optimus. "Optimus, perhaps we should help her find this mech."

"Ratchet, for all we know this mech could be with the Decepticons."

"Exactly!" Unicronia jumped up. "If Wheeljack is with the Decepticons, you guys are screwed! He has the blueprints for all Autobot weaponry he ever invented. The Immobilizer, Boom sticks; He even has the blueprints for that invention that made a Kremzeek!"

Optimus sighed. "I cannot put my soldiers on the line for a mech they don't know."

"Who said anything about your soldiers? I can get him, if you can locate him!"

Ratchet shook his helm. "We are working with Earth technology. It's not that easy."

"I've been working with Earth technology, and believe me, it's that easy."

Optimus and Ratchet watched Unicronia type away on the computer. "SLAG!"

Ratchet tried to jump up, but Optimus held him back. "I understand why you're so eager to help, Old friend, but she is not our Unicronia."

Ratchet clinched his fists. "Don't you think I know that? Her audios are different, her voice is a pitch lower, and the shade of blue she has is all wrong! That's just her appearance! Her personality is all wrong as well! She is loud, easy to anger, and violent!" Ratchet went silent for a moment to gesture over to Unicronia who punched Wheeljack in the face. "But no matter how much I tell myself that, I can't help but to want to do everything for her."

Optimus nodded. "It is understandable, but if the mech she is looking for, is in the hands of Decepticons, I will not allow you to go."

Ratchet nodded. "I'll go help with the computer."

Optimus sighed. "Good luck, old friend."

Wheeljack groaned and onlined his optics. His shoulders ached from the way his arms were placed, he was dizzy, and to make matters worse, his optics must have been out because he couldn't see a fragging thing. Wheeljack sighed, and finally tried to move his arms. He was greeted by the sound of rattling chains. "Unicronia? Is this some kind of joke?"

All at once lights came on, and forced Wheeljack to offline his optics. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the Wrecker Wheeljack."

Wheeljack onlined his optics. "Woah, I always knew Starscream would make a pretty femme."

"W-what?" The mech/femme looked offended. "Listen here Autoscum I am a mech! It is ob-" The mech looked towards the door.

"I know I heard something in there!"

"Steve, there is nothing in there."

"Really! It could be a monster or something!"

"Steve! The only thing in there is an Autobot prisoner. Just to prove It. I'll open the door, and you can see."

The mech jumped behind a counter that had a bunch of tools on it. The door opened, and a standard Decepticon soldier walked in with another. "See, Steve, nothing."

"Actually th-"

"Shut up, Autoscum!" The soldier yelled, and slammed the door closed.

Wheeljack stared at the door. "I was just trying to help."

"As I was saying!" The mech

"It is obvious I am a mech! After all. I am Starscream! Lord of the Decepticons!" Starscream let out a creepy laugh."

"Then Why'd you hide?"

Starscream frowned. "It's a work in progress."

Wheeljack nodded. "I have a work in progress, but I'm not exactly sure how to continue. You see, I have this femme, and she's really nice, I really like her, but I don't know what to started dating, as the humans call it, but I don't know what to do after that. Not to mention we always explode, which cuts our time together in half."

Starscream stared at Wheeljack. "Who are you, and what have you done with the real Wheeljack?"

"I am the real Wheeljack. I'm not from this dimension, but I'm the real Wheeljack."

Starscream sent a glare to the green, red, and white mech. "I'm serious. Where's that 'frag the world attitude'?"

Wheeljack looked around awkwardly. "I'm actually a generally happy mech. Well, not right now. Right now I feel kind of embarrassed. I mean, being chained up like this. Were you about to do something to me?"

Starscream looked taken aback. "Are you acussing me of trying to interface you while you were offline?"

Wheeljack made a disgusted face. "No, but now that you mention it. Were you?"

Starscream growled. "You can just stay here!" He turned and left the room.

"Wait! You weren't were you?" Wheeljack yelled after him. He sighed as the door closed. "I'm going to imagine you said that you weren't. I wonder where Unicronia is."

"So, you're saying you built this ground bridge?" Unicronia looked over to Ratchet skeptically as she continued working on the remaining orbs she needed.

Ratchet nodded. "I did."

"I don't believe you."

"You better. It was all Ratch." A blue femme shrugged.

"Arcee, excuse me for not believing, but a mech cannot be both the greatest medic on Cybertron, and bridging expert."

"HA!" Ratchet laughed. "I am far from being a bridging expert."

Wheeljack shrugged. "Yeah, Doc can barely run the thing."

Ratchet growled at Wheeljack. Unicronia smiled. "Sorry about the punch earlier."

Wheeljack smiled. "No worries, I'm a Wrecker. I can take a whole lot more than that."

Unicronia smiled as her battle mask closed over her face. "Really?"

"What? Are you going to fight me?" Wheeljack chuckled.

"Can you screw that in? I don't have a very steady servo." Unicronia passed the orb over to Wheeljack.

Wheeljack smirked. "Of course I can!"

Arcee backed up a little. Wheeljack grabbed the giant screwdriver, and began working. Unicronia stood right in front of him, waiting on the impending doom, or should she say boom?

BOOM!

Unicronia went flying into a wall while Wheeljack rammed straight into Ratchet. Ratchet's optics went wide as he pushed Wheeljack off of him, and ran over to Unicronia. "Primus! Are you okay!?"

Unicronia groaned at sat up. She gave a giggle. "I love when that happens."

Wheeljack sat up, and held up a nub where his hand should be. "WHAT THE FRAG?"

Unicronia laughed. "I though you said you should be able to handle it!"

Wheeljack stood up. "Where did my servo go?"

Unicronia laughed harder. She suddenly stopped. "Woah. Dizzy spell."

Arcee walked up to Wheeljack. "I found your servo." She pointed up. The servo was attached to a metal beam.

"Hmm. It seems when the orb explodes it makes things magnetic." Unicronia went to stand up. "Oof!" She pulled back to the ground as soon as her aft left it. "It makes the things closest to the epicenter magnetic." She corrected.

"You almost offlined!" Ratchet yelled. "What are you doing making observations?"

"I always blow up. This explosion was one of the few I don't require a trip to the med bay for."

Ratchet looked pissed. "If you explode again, I'll shove my pede up your aft!"

Unicronia frowned. "And here I thought you were different from my Ratchet."

Ratchet grunted. An alarm went off causing Unicronia to jump. Ratchet ran up to the computer and began typing. "It's an encrypted message."

Arcee walked up behind Ratchet. "Let me guess. Starscream?"

"Bring medical kit." Ratchet read.

Wheeljack's hand fell and pegged Wheeljack on the helm. Ratchet back at him and sighed. "It was a smooth break. Arcee, Please weld it back on. The nanites should take care of the wires."

Arcee nodded.

Unicronia stood up. " The effects don't seem to last long." She muttered. "Are you guys really going to go? Starscream is pretty dangerous. Well, mine was at least."

Ratchet grabbed a medical kit. "Bulkhead isn't here, so Wheeljack, let's go."

"Well, I'm usually up for crushing cons, but my servo just got welded back on."

Ratchet rolled his optics. "Deal with it. I doubt you'll have to do any heavy lifting. Arcee, man the bridge."

Unicronia ran up to Ratchet. "I'll go too!"

Ratchet frowned. "No."

Wheeljack smirked. "Aw come on, Doc. Let her go. Look that adorable, kissable, sexy face."

Unicronia turned her helm slowly to Wheeljack. "Is this cheating?"

Wheeljack turned his helm to the side. "What?"

"To think about actually kissing you."

"Are you in a relationship?"

"Yes."

"Then yes."

Unicronia frowned. "I'll just hit you instead, but remember. Behind my fist, is love."

"What? OOF!"

The ground bridge powered up. "Just go!"

Wheeljack jumped through the bridge first. Unicronia walked through beside Ratchet.

Starscream sat against a cliff, mouth wide open staring at Wheeljack. "You were… He was.. What is going on?"

Ratchet gave Starscream a glare. "What do you want Starscream?"

"Him!" Starscream pointed to Wheeljack. "How did you get him out of the Decepticon ship?"

Unicronia ran up to Starscream. "You've seen my Wheeljack?"

"What do you mean your Wheeljack?"

"He's goofy, in a cute sort of way, he worries about things he really shouldn't be worrying about, and he's slightly annoying. He looks like him!" Unicronia pointed to Wheeljack.

"I have. He is in the Decepticon war ship. Lucky for you it's still out of commission. Now fix me!" Starscream yelled the last part.

"Why should I?" Ratchet asked.

"I gave you information! I helped your little Autobot friend!" Starscream pointed to Unicronia.

"I'm not an Autobot." Unicronia smiled. "I'd fix you, but I'm not a medic. I'm just an engineer."

"What?" Starscream growled.

"Ratchet! I need a ground bridge to the Decepticon war ship!"

Ratchet kneeled down next to Starscream. "After I finish here."

Unicronia sat down beside Starscream. "Does it hurt." She pointed down to Starscream's leg.

"No. I just got shot, and it felt good." He mumbled lamely.

Unicronia smirked. "I am no stranger to sarcasm!"

Unicronia stood in front of the ground bridge inside the Autobot base.. She turned to Ratchet. "This will send me to the War ship right?"

"Yes."

"And when I need a lift back, I just…?"

"Comm. us. Here's my comm. frequency." Ratchet gave her the frequency.

::Ratchet?::

::What?::

::Just checking.::

Ratchet rolled his optics. "Get out."

Unicronia took a deep intake, and ran through. Ratchet sighed. "I hope she comes back okay."

Optimus walked up beside Ratchet. "She will be fine."

Wheeljack sighed. "She was so gorgeous."

Ratchet smacked him. "Don't talk about her like that!"

"Fine, she was the ugliest femme I've ever seen!"

Ratchet smacked him again. "You know what I meant."

Unicronia gulped when she saw the ship. "I though they said ship. Not Trypticon." She slowly made her way to the ship. "How do I get in?"

"Hey! Autoscum!"

Unicronia turned around, and saw a purple and black Decepticon. "I'm not an Autobot!"

The mech stopped in front of her. "Decepticon?"

"No."

"Stop messing with me!" The mech pointed a blaster at her.

"I'm a Unicronian!"

"You mean like Unicron?"

"Why is that everybody's first assumption?"

The con shrugged. "I don't know. It sounds like Unicron I guess."

"Oh! Have you seen a white mech with green and Red?"

"He's an Autobot. Pretty talkative."

"Yeah! Him!" Unicronia smiled.

"Why do you need him?"

"Well you see. He has a bomb strapped inside him, and if I don't remove him from the ship then he'll destroy the whole fragging thing."

The con stared from Unicronia back to the ship. "Seriously?" Unicronia nodded. "Frag. If I do this, then Megatron will promote me to primus knows what rank!"

"Megatron is here?"

"On board. I'll lead you to the annoying mech."

Unicronia smiled. "Alright!"

The two snuck down the halls. Unicronia peeked around the corner. "Steve, if I get out of here, I'll kill you for taking me through all these crowded places."

Steve, the vehicon, shrugged. "What can I say? You blend in better if you're in a crowd, and act like you belong."

The two turned off to an empty hallway. "He's right down there. The third door to the left."

Unicronia smiled, and hugged the Vehicon. "You're my new best Decepticon friend!"

"Um, thanks?"

Unicronia released him, and ran down the hall to the specified door. The door slid open and Unicronia burst through. "Wheeljack! I came to save you!" Unicronia stared at the Red mech who held a Shock Rod. "I'll come back at a better time."

"Unicronia!"

"This is the femme you were talking about?" The red mech raised an optic ridge. He grabbed Unicronia's servo, and pulled her into the room. The door shut behind her.

"Alright, here's what we are going to do here. My name is Knockout, CMO of the Decepticons, and now your person relationship counselor."

Unicronia frowned. "I don't need relationship counseling!"

"I have one piece of advice. Frag."

Unicronia and Wheeljack stared at each other. Wheeljack looked embarrassed, while Unicronia smiled. "I like this guy."

"Wh-What?" Wheeljack struggled against the chains that held him up.

Knockout stepped closer. "Frag her."

"I-I d-"

"No!" Knockout pointed the Shock Rod at him. "Frag her."

Unicronia stared at the ground. "Can I have Wheeljack back?"

"Take him." Knockout shooed her towards the mech. "He annoyed the frag out of Megatron, and now Megatron wants me to get rid of him, but quite frankly, I just buffed."

"It looks good."

Knockout puffed up in pride. "I know."

Unicronia started undoing the chains. "I'm surprised you haven't exploded yet."

"I've been holding it in."

"Are you guys talking about fragging?"

"No. He has an exploding problem. I exploded earlier today, and blew the hand right off your counterpart!"

Wheeljack smiled as he rolled his shoulders and wrists. "You make me proud."

::Ratchet. Ground bridge, please!::

The green portal Unicronia had grown use to opened up in front of her. She smiled to Wheeljack as she pulled him through.

Unicronia pulled Wheeljack out of the ground bridge and bowed to Jacky, Ratchet, and Arcee. "I have conquered the Decepticons, and brought back my friend!"

Wheeljack frowned. "We're just friends?"

Jacky walked up and slapped Unicronia's aft. "Sexy as ever."

Unicronia's optics widened and Wheeljack stared at his counterpart. "Dude!"

"What?" Jacky shrugged.

"You just.. Her aft… You…."

Unicronia sighed. "Wheeljack! Fight for my honor!"

"What if he decides to do it to me? What am I going to do? I'm not all that good at fighting."

"He slapped my aft!"

"Mine's perfect though!"

Jacky stared at the two. "I'm confused."

Unicronia reeled back her servo, and brought forward. SMACK! "OWWW!" wheeljack jumped, and began rubbing his aft. "Oh yeah! I have some of the orbs. How many were there?"

"Twelve, I think."

"I have eight."

"Slag. I only have three."

Jacky frowned. "You have five."

"What do you mean?"

Ratchet walked up to them. "You made three more, and blew one of them up."

"AWSOME!" Unicronia smiled. "Wheeljack! We can go home!" Unicronia grabbed Wheeljack and kissed him.

"Um, Unicronia? That's not-"

"AHHHHH!" Unicronia pushed Jacky away, and began spitting. "He, he, he used glossa!"

Wheeljack's face scrunched up. "Ew! That's my femmefriend!"

Jacky smiled. "I knew she loved me!"

Unicronia stood across the room from Jacky as Wheeljack began typing on the computer. "Starting run up program." The orbs rose from the ground, and the cords extended and connected to each other. "Power levels normal." Wheeljack smiled. "Wormhole connected."

Unicronia walked up to the portal, and waited on Wheeljack. He walked up, and grabbed Unicronia's servo. "Time to go."

Jacky frowned. "Unicronia, I'll miss you, and you're the best femme I've ever met. Not in the way I say to most femmes."

Unicronia pushed Wheeljack through the portal. "AAAHHHHHH!"

"I'm watching you." She mumbled as she jumped through the portal.

Optimus walked up to Ratchet. "They are gone."

Ratchet stared at the hologram lighting up his room. He stood there with his arms wrapped around an almost mirror image of Unicronia, smiling. Two younglings stood in front of them. One yellow, and one red. "I wish my Unicronia was still here."

Optimus stared at the picture. "I'm sorry, Ratchet. If I could have stopped the Praxus bombing-"

"It's not your fault." Ratchet shook his helm. "She wasn't meant to be there that day, but I urged her to stay and finish her work instead of going to an empty apartment."

"Ratchet-"

"Optimus, I am okay. She was my bonded, but I have the twins to lean on."

Optimus nodded. "I understand. When Elita-One offlined. I had to use Ultra Magnus for a while."

Ratchet nodded. "I better get back to work. Thanks Optimus."

Optimus watched as Ratchet terminated the hologram, and left the room in slow mechanical walk.