A/N: I have just realized how horrible of a procrastinator I am. First, I decided to Procrastinate on my Math Model's homework. (fifty vocab words. Why the hell does a math class have vocab! This is my filler class, too!) So, I write a chapter of , LTFIS, then I decide, "Hey, let me write a chapter of Explosions Happen, too!" Then I stare at a blank word document for thirty minutes and go, "Screw it! Let's do Math Models!" So, not only did I write a chapter of LTFIS, but I also finished all 50 vocab words, which isn't due for another two weeks, and I wrote a chapter of this. I have been more productive today, than in my whole life.

REVIEWS!

Autobot- Mayday: I am mean to First Aid, and I don't know why. I just am. It's like this voice in the back of my head that goes, "How can we torture First Aid today?" I like my Unicron too! He's awsome! I'd marry him, but he's bonded to that glitch Primus. XD

Autobotschic: I love those two together, I can have so much fun. Don't worry, your book is coming along very well! Just thought I'd insert that!

Luna Prime- Awesomeness: -Banging hands on keyboard- I wish typing like this really worked! Awhuiorfhiouaghiuohio But as you can see, it doesn't XD Yay! A new friend!

Brooke Witwicky- TransformerFan: Thank you! They will probably do that occasionally. (then again who doesn't?)

Anonymous BW FG: (From chapter 24) XD But it is why I'm call Ninja School Dropout! Everybody calls me Ninja Dropout, but they always forget the School part! It could be because we're at school though...


Unicronia looked into the pool and growled as Unicron missed her alternate half again. "Will hit me just once?" She shouted.

Unicron growled. "I'm a pacifist by nature! No, I cannot just hit you!"

Unicronia turned away. "Wuss."

"Glitch!" Unicron tried once more to hit the femme on Earth, but the huge wrench the twins pasted to Ratchet's ceiling missed, and hit Wheeljack instead.

Unicronia's mouth went wide, and her helm snapped to Unicron. "You hit him on purpose!"

"I did not!" The mech shouted. "Maybe we should apologize to Primus." Unicron suggested. "She holds grudges, and with that move she just used, she obviously hates you."

"You can't blame everything on Primus." Unicronia mumbled as she sighed.

"Believe me, I can."


The Unicronia on Earth looked around. "Why have things been falling all around me lately?"

Wheeljack rubbed his helm. "Ow. That really hurt." He sniffed and looked around. "Why me?"

Unicronia laughed. "I guess you just have bad luck."

"I don't have bad luck. I haven't died from explosions yet!" Wheeljack smiled as he rubbed his sore helm. "I think I'm going to go figure out what went wrong with the interdimensional traveler. You can wait on Ratchet here, right?"

Unicronia nodded. "Of course. I will also try not to get hit with stray wrenches!"

Wheeljack smiled. "Good!" He turned and causiously walked out of the room, only to get pegged with another wrench. "OW!"


Uncironia growled at Unicron again. "Why did you do that?"

"I'm sorry, I just liked how he squeaked like a femme when he got hit."

Unicronia sighed. "I'm surrounded by idiots."

"That's not true." Unicron grummbled. "Have you decided to apologize to Primus yet?"

"Yes." Unicronia sighed. "Let's go."

Unicron smiled. "Atta femme!" He slapped her on her back. "Apologizing to Primus is fun! I promise."

Unicronia pouted. "Why do I not believe you?"

"Because I'm a horrible liar."

"That might be why."

Unicron smiled as he led the femme to a huge set of gates. "This is the entrance into the city that Primus built for those who stay and wait for their loved ones."

"So, translation would be, 'She built it for mechs and femmes to praise her glorious nature.'"

Unicron nodded. "Now you're getting it. It's all about Primus. Even when it isn't about Primus, it's about Primus."

Unicronia smirked. "Got it."

"Good. You'll need it."


Primus watched the two Cybertronians in front of her. She repositioned herself on the huge throne. "So, you have come to repent?"

The huge mech rolled his optics. "Pri Pri, nobody is repenting. There is nothing to repent for."

Primus glared. "Fine, Unicron. Are you here to apologize then?"

Unicronia smiled. "Yep! I'm sorry for... um.. being mean to you?"

Primus rolled her optics. "Really? Is that the best you have?"

"I'm sorry for making you upset, and I wish for us to be friends, and I wish to be able to get back to my dimension!"

Unicron sighed. "Just help us."

Primus sighed. "Fine." She snapped her digits. "There. The femme is down by the pool. I'm having my bots bring her here."

Unicronia stared at Primus. "It's that easy?"

Primus nodded. "I'm Primus." She shrugged. "What did you expect?"

The doors to the huge room slammed open, and an almost exact copy of Unicronia was dragged through. Unicronia stared at her alternate self. "Frag am I sexy."

The alternate Unicronia looked at herself. "Thanks. I guess."

Primus rolled her optics. "Yeah, yeah. Get over it. Ratchet's bond, Look at me."

The alternate Unicronia looked up to Primus. "Yes?"

"You should stop jumping into the pools, and this will probably never happen again."

"I didn't jump into a pool." The alternate Unicronia mumbled.

Unicronia rolled her optics. "Primus, you made a mistake, own up to it."

Primus glared at the femme. "I could offline you right now."

Unicronia covered her mouth.

"I heard that thought!" Primus yelled.

Both Unicronia's jumped. Primus rolled her optics and sighed. She raised her servo, and snapped her digits.


Unicronia groggily sat up on the Med berth. "Ow my helm. What the frag happened?"

"Ratchet hit you with a wrench when you wouldn't stop talking sea puns."

Unicronia turned to Wheeljack. "Why the frag would he do that?"

"I don't know." Wheeljack shrugged.

Ratchet walked through the Med Bay door. "You're awake?"

"Yes."

"That's too bad." Ratchet muttered. "Wheeljack seemed to be having fun staring at your chest plates."

Unicronia shuttered her optics. "Really?" Unicronia looked over to Wheeljack.

Wheeljack laughed awkwardly. "Of course not. I was just thinking of what that Con said."

"You mean about fragging?"

"Yeah."

"You wanna?"


Primus threw a stone into the pool in front of her. "Disgusting. Nobody wants to know what those two are going to do in their quarters, or labs for that matter."

Unicron sighed. "Was it necessary to reset the time line?"

"I don't make mistakes Unicron, and when I do, I erase them from exsistance." She smiled, and walked off.

Unicron shivered. "Glad to know the whole war wasn't a mistake." Unicron fell to the ground as a giant boulder formed ontop of him. "Ow! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Get it off!"

"You're the god of destruction. Get it off yourself!"