This chapter was written and posted here by permission of RainbowKittyBlossomWings.
He had gotten absolutely no sleep last night. He had been thinking too much of the great evil at 12 0'clock.
"Kululu…Why do you look so sleepy?" Natsumi asked seeing Kululu nodding off.
Kululu didn't answer, he didn't want to admit that he was terrified for what was approaching him. He didn't want to explain. Kululu just answered with his signature laugh.
Absent-mindedly, he checked the clock. 11:30. Great. He decided to be a jerk and be extremely late. It would buy some time for a quick nap at least.
"Where is he?" Keroro asked from a bush at the amusement park. It was 1 o'clock and Kululu still wasn't making any sign of coming.
"I have no idea. Perhaps he ditched." Giroro shrugged.
"I would run too if it was from that woman." Tamama gritted his teeth.
"It's not very polite for him to be so late for a date." Dororo put in his opinion.
"Dororo? When did you get here?" Keroro asked. Dororo sobbed.
"I'm probably about as sad as Mois, you know." He sobbed. "She's probably really bored."
Giroro and Tamama's heads turned to Angol Mois who was sitting on a bench and looking at clouds. She looked to be quiet cheerful.
"She doesn't look that bored." Giroro answered, seeing her naming the clouds. She was a weird one, that was for sure.
At 2'oclock. Kululu finally set out for his destination. He groaned, trying to calm his nerves about the sparkles. Nothing worked. To make himself feel better he mentally made a list of insults he would use on Tororo to destroy any self-esteem the young tadpole had.
"Kululu! You're here!" Angol Mois gave him a cheerful smile and jumped off the bench she was on to greet him. "I was a bit worried you had forgotten." She give a small giggle.
"Nah. I was just avoiding you." Kululu answered bluntly. Angol Mois made a small frown.
"Oh." She answered. She then smiled again. "I'm so glad you're here! This is going to be so much fun! I barely got any sleep last night I was so excited! You could say, pre-wedding jitters?" She asked
"This isn't a wedding. It's just a…" He shuddered, "Date." He answered
"Were you excited too, Kululu? I spent most of the night when I couldn't like sleep watching dating movies and all. They were so sweet." She smiled, sparkling. Kululu turned around, horrified by her enthusiasm.
"No I wasn't excited. More like terrified or the doom approaching. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu answered, miserably. He looked at Angol Mois's excited, happy expression. Ku, ku, ku…Happiness. Ew. Might as well make her as miserable as I am. We might have to date and kiss, but we don't have to enjoy it. "Nice outfit. Model it off a clown?" Kululu asked like the jerk he was. "Ku, ku, ku."
Angol Mois looked down at her outfit, which she considered to be quiet cute. "You think that? Next time I'll try to get something better." Angol Mois answered.
"There's never going to be a next time." Kululu responded
"Anyway, I didn't like choose this outfit. Uncle helped me find it." She smiled
"That explains everything. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu responded.
Meanwhile, a Keroro in the bushes sobbed about his outfit choice.
"All right, guys. It's time for plan 1. Help me up." Keroro smirked. He took out a banana peel from his bag. "Object, after Moa-dono slips on this Kululu will be forced to help her up or catch her. The romantic atmosphere will increase and Moa-dono will kiss Kululu." Keroro smirked. "It's fool proof."
"Uh…Keroro? He's probably going to let her fall and laugh at her pain." Giroro pointed out the flaw. Keroro ignored him and threw the banana peel near the ground next to Angol Mois.
"What ride do you want to go on? The ferris wheel looks pretty cute." Angol Mois smiled as she took a step forward. Her foot landed on the banana peel. She waved her arms frantically as she fell, and desperately grabbed onto Kululu for support. She took him down with her.
"Ow." Kululu groaned, landing on the concrete. "Geez, would you try not to be such a klutz?" Kululu asked, pushing Angol Mois off of him. He got up, getting ready to laugh at her pain.
"Sorry, Kululu." Angol Mois apologized, she got off and brushed herself off. She noticed a cut on his face from the fall. "Are you okay? You could say, heal the wound?" She leaned forward to kiss him. Kululu stepped backwards and slipped on the banana peel. He fell to the ground again.
No romance was increased.
Plan 1 was a fail. Angol Mois, being nicer than Kululu, helped him up.
"You could say, striking twice?" She asked looking at the banana peel. She threw it away. "Are you all right?" She asked, her arms still around one of his arms.
"When you're touching me, no." Kululu answered, slapping her away. He couldn't take the close contact. It was killing him. "Let's go somewhere else before we trip on anymore banana peels." He decided
"You mean, go on a ride?" Angol Mois asked excitedly
"If that's what it takes to avoid you speaking, yes." Kululu responded waiting for her to tear up from his harsh behavior. She just smiled kindly back at him.
"Let's go on the scrambler!" Angol Mois pointed over to a scrambled eggs. Kululu not being in a date experience behavior, did not know this ride shoved two people against each other.
"Fine." He answered, going over to the ride with her. With the power of cutting, he and Angol Mois got to the beginning of the line and easily got on the ride.
"What's the plan for this ride, Keroro?" Giroro asked
"Hm….Well, obviously, Moa-dono can't take care of this ride on her own, so we have to give her the hint. Private, pay the other couples to be super close around them." Keroro ordered.
"Yes, sir!" Tamama saluted and did so. Most of the couples didn't question why money and a voice came out of nowhere, they thought it was the voice of God.
As the ride began, Kululu tried to be as far away from Angol Mois as possible. Unfortunately, his distance didn't last for long as the sharp turns flung Angol Mois's body towards him. A wall blocked his escape, as Angol Mois's body awkwardly pressed against his.
"G-get away from me!" Kululu tried to push her off. Angol Mois looked at him.
"I can't. Like every time I leave I come right back. You could say, magnets?" She smiled. Kululu groaned and tried not to look at her as she made herself comfortable next to him, making sure that it was about as touchy as she could possibly do. The next turn, however, flung them both to the other side of the seat. Kululu flung out his arms to try to keep himself from touching Angol Mois, but it just managed to make himself hover awkwardly above her, their faces inches apart.
"K-kululu…" Angol Mois looked up at him into his eyes. He realized there was no escape as she leaned upwards her eyes closed and her lips puckered. He felt as if he was literally dying, because his chest was making some odd, back-flip like feelings. Maybe he was going into cardio-arrest?
"Oh, Bobette…Our love will be going on forever almost as long as a Twinkie." A man's voice whispered in a seat near Angol Mois's and Kululu's.
"Fred…Your lips are so pretty, like a llamas…." The woman answered. "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum…" They kissed making disgusting kissing noises, ruining any mood at all.
Kululu and Angol Mois could make out in the corner of their eyes a couple looking as if they were eating each other's faces, literally. One of the people looked as if he was trying to fit the other person's head in his mouth.
"Well, um…This is awkward…" Angol Mois decided, looking over at the couple who's tongues were now intertwined and making a heart shape.
"No kidding." Kululu responded. They sat in silence and disgust for the rest of the ride.
They decided to never again speak of Bobette and Fred's love display.
"Private, why did you get creeps to be all romantic and couple like?" Keroro asked Tamama, realizing Plan 2 was a fail.
"Sorry, sergeant…" Tamama giggled nervously. He had asked actually all the males going together to act like couples. They rejected him and he was forced to ask others. His homosexual ideology had failed.
The next plan, Keroro hoped would go better.
"Kululu! Let's go on the roller coaster." Angol Mois smiled, looking at him. Kululu died on the inside at the cute look she was giving him combined with sparkles.
"Stop looking at me like that!" He begged. Angol Mois turned away, taking that answer as a yes and dragging him to the roller coaster line. Yet again, cutting made the line short.
They sat next to each other on the roller coaster awkwardly.
"This time, guys, we'll take away part of the track forcing Moa-dono to be frightened, cling to Kululu and kiss him." Keroro explained.
"I'll do that." Giroro got a grenade ready and grenade part of the track, just as the roller coaster started up.
"This roller coaster is fun isn't it?" Angol Mois asked as they made a turn.
"We only just started. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu pointed out. Angol Mois continued smiling. The kart started climbing up and finally they got to the top. Angol Mois wrapped her arms around Kululu doing the classic scared girl routine just as she had seen in movies.
"Wheee!" She smiled as they free-fell. Kululu was rather bored by this coaster. Angol Mois, seeing Kululu's bored expression, smiled mischievously realizing he was unprepared. She leaned up to his face.
"Smoo—" She began about to kiss him, a scream in the kart in front of them cut her off.
"The track just stops!" The lady in front of them screamed. She turned to see that the track, did indeed, stop.
Kululu and Angol Mois exchanged glances with each other as they fell to their doom.
Luckily they were comedy characters, so they survived. Still, they felt a bit tired from their escape with death. They left the flaming wreckage that was the roller coaster.
Plan 3 was a fail.
"Ugh….Perhaps we should retire for the day, I think my leg's broken…" Kululu decided. Angol Mois still determined to kiss him shook her head.
"One more thing, please?" She asked. Kululu sighed unable to refuse anything her sparkly eyes asked of him.
"Fine. But no rides something that requires sitting down. Ku." Kululu answered. Angol Mois looked around for a second, and finally saw two chairs by a chess board.
"Let's do that." She smiled, pointing at it.
"Ku, ku, ku. You'll regret asking me to play chess with you." Kululu laughed, realizing that his amazing chess skills were what had gotten him into this pekoponian situation. Angol Mois smiled kindly.
"Let's like make a bet. You could say, up the stakes?" She asked. Kululu nodded in agreement, "If I win you have to let me kiss you."
"And if I win you have to wear a blind-fold for a week." Kululu decided, wanting freedom from the sparkles, "You probably suck. This'll be easy." He gave a smirk as they began their chess game.
"Um…Checkmate…" Angol Mois told Kululu.
Kululu watched in horror as Angol Mois took his king. She had completely beaten him. He could mentally feel Tororo laughing at him as he realized the pecking order of chess. Tororo, Kululu, then Angol Mois at the top. He cursed.
It was all because of her sparkly eyes. She had distracted him with her eyes as she watched him move every time. It had caused him to choose the stupidest of decisions.
"Fine. You win, but I gave you that victory. You didn't win cuz of any other reason." Kululu lied. He almost could feel Angol Mois smirking at him with satisfaction.
"I get my prize now, Kululu!" She smiled and leaned forward. She then stopped, awkwardly. She had never really mentally prepared herself for this, and she finally realized how extremely awkward this was.
"She needs help! Quick, Dororo! Do plan 4!" Keroro ordered. With Dororo's ninja abilities he planted flowers all around them making out a heart shape, to increase romantic mood.
"Keroro….Where did you get those seeds? They're fast growing…" Giroro trailed off seeing the seeds Keroro had given Dororo.
"Huh? They're leftover from the seeds from the plan of fill the town with flowers…." Keroro realized his mistake as he spoke. Just as Angol Mois was working up the courage to move forward again and kiss Kululu, thanks to the flowers, the flowers grew into giant carnivores monsters. Grabbing Angol Mois in its vines before she could kiss Kululu.
"K-kululu!" Angol Mois gave out a cry.
"If I save you, you have to free me from our agreement, all right. Ku, ku, ku?" Kululu bargained.
It gobbled her right up before she could answer.
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