A/N: Hello. I'll admit. Last chapter was more of a crack thing. It was fun! Now! More fun!
REVIEWS
Luna Prime- Awesomeness: HAHA thank you! I don't know. I'd love to be in a situation like that.
Anonymous BW FG: Ratchet's got a sense of humor! WHOOT WHOOT!
I don't mind people telling me stories like that. I like to hear about other peoples religions. I like to hear about them since I haven't really decided on a religion for myself. (Something my parents think is important are for me and my brother to choose for ourselves.) I warn you. People get hurt when they poke my ticklish spots. (My friends are proof.)
Autobotschic: XD Good! I shall suffocate you with the force of the funny! That program actually came to my school and talked to us about water conservation since My county is going through a huge water shortage.
Mayday200: I like picking on Prowler! Your new username makes you sound important. Like somebody going "May Day! May Day! We got a 200 over here!" XD I think it's cool! A cod piece is crotch armor! XD Which transformers game did they give you? I'd kill them if they did that to me. On the day Fall of Cybertron came out. I was at the game stop as soon as they opened and I had been in there so much to pay off my game that the guy looked at me and was like "Transformer Fall of Cybertron, right?" and I was like "Hand it over!"
Unicronia as sighed as she climbed onto her lab table berth. The rest of her mechs climbing onto their own berths. "Good night, empty base." Unicronia sighed. She clapped her servos, and the lights went out.
Unicronia awoke to her internal alarm. It was noon. Too early. She snuggled into the metal frame laying next to her. Wait. Frame? Unicronia quickly onlined her optics, and screamed. "Mimic!"
"What? Is this not appealing to you?" Mimic wrapped his arms around Unicronia and pulled her against his bare unarmored chassis.
"No!" Unicronia pushed herself away from Mimic only to fall off the edge of the lab table.
Mimic peeked his optics over edge to glance down at Unicronia. "So, I take that as I ruined the mood."
"What mood?"
Mimic climbed off the berth lab table. "The interfacing mood."
Unicronia stood up. "Are you stupid?"
Mimic reached over, and gave Unicronia hug. Unicronia jumped back, and tripped over something. Her optics widened as she heard the hum of a familiar machine, and felt a familiar sensation."
Unicronia onlined her optics as she glanced around. Mimic laid on the ground next to her. "I fragging hate you."
Mimic groaned as he sat up. "I don't know what you're talking about." He glanced around. "I also don't know where we are."
Unicronia stood up and gave Mimic a kick. "We're in another dimension!"
"Is that what that ring thing was?"
Unicronia took a deep breath, and released it slowly. "Yes."
"Scrap." Mimic stood up rubbing his tank. "I thought it was something kinky Wheeljack made."
Unicronia snapped her helm to Mimic. "What the frag is kinky?"
"A term used to refer to a playful usage of sexual concepts in an accentuated, and unambiguously expressive form"
"Did you just read that word for word from your internal dictionary?"
"Yes." Mimic nodded. "Is that a cheet-" Mimic was tackled to the ground by a giant robotic cheetah.
"Yes." Unicronia nodded, as she stepped back in time to dodge a tackle from a rhino. "And that was a rhino."
The rhino did a wide turn and came stampeding towards Unicronia again. She took another sidestep as the rhino ran past. The cheetah stood on top of an unconscious Mimic laughing. "Come on Rhinox! You can do better than that!"
The rhino growled, and transformed into a mech. "Primus! You're huge!" Unicronia smiled. "My designation is Unicronia! Leader of the Unicronians, and all around a fun femme, but sadly I'm taken, and cannot interface with you. Thanks for offering though!"
The mech stood there, frozen from shock. "W-what?"
"I said-"
"I heard!"
"Then why did you want me to repeat?" Unicronia smirked. "OH,Was that only supposed to be between us?" Unicronia's smirk only grew as she heard a metalic clank. She turned around and saw the metal cheetah on the gound. "There. Now we are even. My mech is passed out, and your mech fainted."
The rhino mech glared. "What's your fraction?"
"I told you! Unicronian!"
"That's not real. Maximal, or Predicon?"
"I'm Unicronian."
The rhino mech pointed a blaster. "Answer!"
"I did!"
The two glared at each other. Neither wanting to give up. Unicronia jumped as she felt a shortage go through her arm. "What the?" Another one went through her back. "Ow!"
The rhino mech transformed. "Better answer me before you turn to scrap from all those shortages."
"I did answer you!"
"Lies!"
"Your face is a lie!"
"What?"
Unicronia fell over. "You...heard me." The mech gave her a strange look right before she passed out.
"So she fainted?"
"Pit no! You fainted."
"I didn't faint! I..."
"You fainted. I got knocked out!"
"Shut up!" Unicronia sat up with a splitting helm ache. "I'll make you both faint!"
"You can't make me faint." Mimic glanced down at her.
"Wanna bet?"
"No."
Unicronia nodded."I hope you're cold from lack of armor."
Mimic smirked as he rubbed his bare chassis. "I'm quite comfortable. Thank you."
A gorilla walked up to the berth. "Unicronia, right?"
"Wait!" Mimic yelled as he blocked the gorilla's view of Unicronia. "You're going to get a kick out of this." he looked back over to the gorilla. "Alright, she's all yours."
The gorilla sighed. "I am Optimus Primal."
Unicronia covered her mouth, trying her best to hold in the laugh. "N-nice to meet y-y- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Unicronia burst out into hysterics causing Mimic to start laughing as well.
Optimus sighed. "Not again. What is so funny?"
"You're a gorilla!" Unicronia just started laughing harder. "A funky monkey!"
"Chunky funky monkey!" Mimic yelled.
"That's a good one!" Unicronia pointed and laughed at Optimus.
"He is kinda chunky isn't he?" A smaller red mech walked up.
"RATTRAP!"
"What? He is."
Unicronia finally calmed down. "That's gold right there."
Mimic sniffed. "Right?"
Unicronia stood up. "Did you explain everything to them?"
"Explain what?" Mimic shrugged.
"Alright. So, mister Optimus. We are from another dimension. This guy," Unicronia shoved Mimic, "pushed us into a portal. I'm going to need to barrow some supplies."
"No."
"What?" Unicronia jumped.
"No."
"Is it about the chunky thing? Honestly you're not that big."
"It's still no."
"YOU FAT AFT!" Unicronia turned her helm.
"We have no extra supplies to give." Optimus sighed. "Please allow me to finish next time."
"No." Unicronia grumbled.
Mimic smiled. "Remember that duplicator I was working on?"
Unicronia shrugged. "Yeah."
"I brought it! We can use that!"
"You have a problem." Unicronia groaned.
"What?" Mimic shrugged. "It's a great idea."
"Your machine doesn't duplicate though. It cuts stuff in half." Unicronia rubbed her faceplates.
"Oh yeah. Maybe we shouldn't use those."
"Good idea." Unicronia groaned as she fell back onto the berth. "Let's think this through. We have a halfinator -"
"Can we not call it that?" Mimic interrupted.
"What? Why?"
"That's what Inferno calls my...Never mind."
Unicronia's lip components fell open for a moment before a smirk settled on her face. "Maybe we should call you Tiny, and let the real Tiny choose a new designation."
"SHUT UP! I get more than you do anyways!" Mimic looked away.
Unicronia giggled. Groans echoed around the room. Optimus face palmed. "What exactly do you need?"
Unicronia looked around. "Well, truthfully, we need enough metal to make- Hang on a sec." Unicronia pulled out a round metal orb. "We need enough metal to make twelve of these." She put the orb down. "And we need to barrow your computer to download a program so you can activate the portal."
"Lady Unicronia?" Mimic sighed while he picked up the orb. "How many of these orbs do you have?"
Unicronia shuttered her optics. "Oh..." She let out a laugh. "Twelve."
"And do you actually have this computer program that we need?"
"No."
"So, how are you going to download it?"
"We have to completely rewrite it, don't we?"
Mimic smirked. "Yes, we do."
"Frag."