This chapter was written by Rainbowkittyblossomwings.
"FROGGEN TENTACLE CURRY MOTHER." Kululu shouted out the worst profanity that he had ever knew. Angol Mois, being not a keronian didn't understand the awful meaning. She just looked at him confused.
"I WILL MURDER HIM AND HIS CHILDREN AND HIS CHILDREN CHILDREN." Kululu bellowed, knowing he was in fact pekoponian again.
"Are you all right, Kululu-san?" Angol Mois's eyes were still adjusting to the dark, she reached forward to find where he was and hitting his chest, and moving her hand upward to his shoulder.
His bare chest.
Kululu's red face brightened up the darkness. This was like...If she had been touching him underneath the belly sticker, a keronian taboo. It felt awful/nice.
"Um...Kululu-san...I think you're naked..." The only thing she was able to process. Not that he was suddenly a pekoponian again, but that he was naked.
"Yes, I know you want to ogle me, but I would appreciate it if you turned around." Kululu put in. Angol Mois had turned around right after she realized he was naked. It seems she was much more of a gentlemen then Kululu.
Well, she didn't take advantage of the situation at all. But I can expect that much. I mean she's not me. If I were in this situation and the roles were reversed, I mean the camera would be out by now. Ku, ku, ku.
Kululu lost in his thoughts if the situation was reversed forgot to put his clothes on, which were broken from the transformation.
"You done dressing?" Angol Mois asked trying to be polite.
"Uh..." Kululu looked down to see the broken clothes which had previously been sagging over him and were now in little shards.
Angol Mois sighed. "I'll get some for you."
Before Kululu could ask where she was gone flying into the sky.
"Daddy? Why did that girl just fly?" A little boy asked his father, bystander man. (Who was a superhero bystander.)
"She had to go shopping for clothes." The father answered, having listened to the whole conversation. "Don't look by the way at the naked man."
"It's that blonde tanned skin guy all over again!" The little boy screamed covering his eyes. The trauma of Giroro's transformation was to much for little bystander child who collapsed. His father carried him off, to make him a superhero in his bystander lair.
Angol Mois soon landed with some male clothes in Kululu's size.
"Sorry, like the arm of the previous owner is still in them." She apologized
"...The arm?" Kululu asked. "Did you murder someone to get this?" Angol Mois gave him a look and then turned away.
"Don't worry! I destroyed the planet after it so his family wouldn't be sad!" She smiled as if she was the nicest person in the world. It was the perfect solution.
"..." Kululu could honestly say he had only been creeped out honestly thrice in his life. All of them were courtesy of Angol Mois, the lord of terror.
Kululu put his clothes on in silence, trying to not think about the previous wearer of the clothes.
"Oh! Don't worry about how someone died in those clothes! The previous owner before that, died as well. Every owner who wore that outfit has died in it! You could say, continuing the legacy?" She gave a brief history over-view of the clothes.
"Well, I'll be taking these off as soon as possible. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu decided, finishing putting it on. Angol Mois turned around.
"You look really handsome!" She clapped her hands happily. Kululu didn't know whether to blush at a compliment involving his appearance which had never been complimented before or be honestly worried for his safety that she thought he looked good in an outfit that someone had previously died in.
He decided to be worried for his safety.
And then, he didn't know whether to be attracted to this or just really creeped out.
He decided to be attracted to it. Because he was an insane weirdo. This resulted in a blush, that just seemed to be from square one, a compliment about appearance.
"I guess we have to be heading back now." Angol Mois sighed, "Uncle's going to be so sad that you turned back! I wonder why it happened? You could say, was the kiss not enough?"
Maybe...I'll have to talk to Tororo about it. I'll send him some panda viruses while I'm at it.
Angol Mois reached out her hand for Kululu's to walk back to the Hinata house.
He slapped it away before they could do anything else touchy feely. He had already done enough in one day. He just wanted to go back home, roll in a curry deprived ball and try not to be sad.
He failed at the not being sad part.
All his hard work down the drain.
"You okay, Kululu?" Natsumi asked seeing Kululu in a little ball on the floor next to the couch.
"No, of course not. I haven't had curry in a full day, I turned back into myself and then turned back into a stupid pekoponian, and I'm wearing a dead guy's clothes." Kululu thought for a moment, "Scratch that, the dead guy's clothes is pretty cool. I actually like the outfit as well." He smiled, knowing at least there was one thing to be optimistic about. Ha. Angol Mois actually did something right.
"Oh...Um...Well..." Natsumi trailed off, "Where were you all day?" She asked worried for the small child he had probably tortured while he was gone.
"On a date with Moa-chan." Kululu answered.
"That's nice." Natsumi responded, not registering the previous statement. After a few seconds she registered it. "WAIT WHAT?" She asked.
"Ku, ku, ku...Well, you'll be getting no more information about my personal life." Kululu got up and took out a laptop ready to bug Tororo. Natsumi seemed stunned and just backed away slowly.
"Pu, pu, pu. Did you like my surprise?" Tororo asked, laughing when he saw Kululu's annoyed face.
"What did you do?" Kululu asked.
"Like I'm telling you, old man." After a panda virus later, Tororo finally gave up, "Every time things go dark or the lights turn off you'll turn back into a pekoponian! Pu, pu, pu! Meaning you'll need to have the Angol girl kiss you constantly to ever be a keronian." Tororo laughed.
"And what's the permanent cure?" Kululu asked
"Begging for the antidote." Tororo smiled. The best part was there was no antidote!
"Besides that." Kululu asked.
"Uh..." Tororo thought for a moment, he supposed there was a way to add a permanent cure with a condition in the curry, he would have to watch some Disney movies for embarrassing things for Kululu to do. Maybe he'd make the condition be that Kululu had to make a pledge of everlasting love to her like in Swan lake. Since there was no way Kululu would be able to do that, he knew he would win. Tororo turned off his screen to plan the second part of his revenge. That and he didn't want Kululu knowing he hadn't made an antidote yet.
"Ku, ku, ku...The screen turned off. What a pity." Kululu leaned back in the sofa annoyed by Tororo. He'd get the answer out of him soon. And for curry he would do anything.
"All right guys, there's no way Kululu wouldn't want Moa-dono to kiss him..." Keroro reasoned, talking to his platoon, "So I think the problem lies with Moa-dono. She just isn't subtle enough and she just doesn't know the right mood."
"And your suggestion is...?" Giroro asked
"We make her jealous. We have Kululu date someone else and this will cause jealousy in Moa-dono and cause her to come out of nowhere and kiss him in the perfect mood." Keroro felt like he was a genius.
"And where are you going to get someone to date Kululu?" Tamama asked.
"There's the genius of it. Nobody would willingly date Kululu so we'd have to trick them too, saying it's for Moa-dono and Kululu's relationship and not for our invasion plan and turning him back and helping him. We just need someone who just thinks Kululu and Moa-dono are dating like normal people..." Keroro put a finger to his chin.
That was when the door opened.
"Stupid frog!" Natsumi yelled, "What's this about your niece and Kululu going on a date? He's a creep! How could you let this happen?"
"Oh, god, Keroro, please no..." Giroro begged. Keroro just smiled.
"Natsumi-dono, did you know Moa-dono has a crush on Kululu?" Keroro lied.
"She...Does?" Natsumi asked confused.
"Yeah, but she's not making the right moves on him." Keroro told her, "And Kululu deep down really wants her to do things right. She just needs a push. That's why we need you to help."
"Why would I help Kululu?" Natsumi asked
"Not Kululu. Moa-dono. Don't you know what it's like to have unrequited feelings for someone?" Keroro asked. Natsumi thought of Saburo and sighed.
Angol Mois was a nice girl and she supposed she understood falling for bad boys.
"What do you want me to do Stupid frog?" She asked
"Ask Kululu on a date. It will make Moa-dono jealous giving her the push that we need." Keroro told Natsumi.
"What if he doesn't except me?" Natsumi asked.
"He will." Keroro told her, knowing Kululu would do anything to tick off Giroro.
Giroro sobbed in the corner vowing to not let this happen. But at the same time it was for the invasion...He had mixed feelings.
"Fine. I'll do it. But only for Moa-chan's happiness." Natsumi sighed.
"Good job, Natsumi-dono. Glad we can trust you." Keroro shook her hand. He just had to count on Angol Mois to get he signals and make moves on Kululu now.
And of course for Giroro to not ruin things. That was part of his job he guessed.
Natsumi sighed and left for Kululu on the couch.
"Kululu. You busy tomorrow?" Natsumi asked
"Ku, ku, ku. No, why?" Kululu asked
"Wanna go on a date?" She asked.
Kululu did a double-take. He then laughed.
"Sure. I'd love to." He couldn't wait to do a date that he could at least torture someone on. Natsumi was in for the worst time of her life. And Giroro, he couldn't wait to hurt Giroro in ways Giroro probably never knew existed. He would use all the torture Tororo put on him to throw at Giroro and Natsumi.
He just had to wonder why Natsumi was suddenly interested in him.
It couldn't be because he was attractive...Could it? But at the same time, it had to be the reason. What other reason would Natsumi have to be interested in someone.
"2, o'clock. I'll show you around." Natsumi told him. Kululu nodded, not being able to wait to torture someone.
"Moa-dono...Did you know Kululu is going on a date with Natsumi-dono tomorrow?" Keroro tried to put the second part of his plan in motion.
"He is?" Angol Mois seemed stunned, "Poor Giroro..." She whispered. Keroro was minorly annoyed that Giroro was the only thing she was thinking of.
"I want you to watch the date for me, all right?" He finally ordered.
"All right, Uncle. But why?" She asked.
"Um...For chickens..." Keroro got his best excuse.
Angol Mois seemed confused.
"Just do it all right! And if an odd feeling of jealousy consumes you. Act on it!" Keroro ordered.
"All right, Uncle. I'll be sure to do what you asked." Angol Mois seemed a bit confused and had no idea what the heck was happening. She thought she was supposed to be kissing Kululu...Did the conditions change to Natsumi? Was she off the hook for kissing Kululu?
She didn't know and instead of feelings of jealousy bubbling up, she felt hunger.
She went to make a cherry mustard sandwich. To ponder over the oddity of the orders.