A/N: I'm sick. It literally just started about an hour ago. I can't breath through my nose ( thats been going on for a couple of days.) I'm sneezing. (again, a couple of days.) I'm coughing ( an hour ago) and My throat hurts ( an hour ago.) Next I'm going to start puking up all my dinner! Okay, you guys didn't need to read that part. I seriously feel horrible though.

Reviews ( It's lower case cause I can't yell.)

Mayday200: XD yes, they are! Losers! They shouldn't make those kinds of mistakes! They'll piss off a lot of people by doing that! I can't run a mile at all. I may be thin, but I am not in shape... People tend to get those two mixed up. Especially all the athletic coaches. (I'm not in athletics, but I have to take the freaking athletics test every year! BOO!)

Anonymous BW FG: Rattrap is my favorite too! He's so... what's the word for it? I don't know. I can't think right now. XD I told you I wasn't done yet!

Autobotschic: XD yes. Mimic and Unicronia needed some time together!

Unicronia sighed has a half armored Mimic worked on the computer. "How long?"

"I'm a software engineer, not computer program writer!"

Unicronia stared at the mech. "Those are the same thing."

"Oh." Mimic looked away. "It takes time to write a software!" Mimic turned back to the computer monitor.

Unicronia sneered at him. "I'm thinking about terminating you."

"You need me!"

"What for?"

"Writing this software, and being impressive by getting into bot's berths."

"Fair enough." Unicronia turned to the sound of footsteps. The brown mech, Rattrap walked into the room.

"So, you guys working nice and hard in here?"

"Yes, We've already downloaded three viruses into your system. I'm quite impressed with myself. Aren't you Mimic?"

Rattrap's optics widened. "WHAT?"

"I said we're doing well. Thank you. What did you hear?" Unicronia smirked.

"Don't mess with me!" Rattrap sat down. "I'm watching you two!"

"Wonderful. Stalker." Mimic mumbled as he typed away on the computer.

"You know what else is wonderful?" Unicronia asked.

"What? Slag!" Mimic cursed as he typed the wrong glyph.

"Not waking up to a freak cuddling next to me."

"Really. I don't know of anybody that had a situation like that happen to them."

Unicronia glared. "I dislike you. I hope Wheeljack grows a pair of ballbearings and punches you."

Mimic snorted. "I already slept with him. He cuddled up to me, and whispered, 'Unicronia.' I didn't mind. I just pretended he was mumbling my designation."

"You pleasure bot!"

Mimic flashed Unicronia a smile. Rattrap sat there and stared at the two. "What is wrong with you two?"

"I like to explode, and he likes to interface with every mech he meets." Unicronia answered blandly.

"That's it! You two are out!" Rattrap grabbed Unicronia's servo, and began pulling.

"I'll short out if you kick me out! I don't even have an Earth vehicle mode!"

"You don't, do you?" Mimic mumbled.

Unicronia magnetized her pedes to the ground, and nodded. "Wheeljack has one, but I don't see a need for one. I'll never leave base. I'm too explosive."

Mimic nodded. "Understandable." He leaned into the computer, and a glazed look washed over his optics.

"He's weird." Unicronia mumbled. Rattrap continued pulling on Unicronia's servo. "Will you stop it?"

"Not until you're out!"

"Rattrap!" Optimus Primal walked in with a glare. Rattrap growled at Unicronia before eventually letting her go. "How is your progress?" Optimus asked.

"Well, nobody's exploded, which is always a good, or bad sign. Mimic is working on the coding, and I have the orbs calibrated. All should work when everything is ready."

Optimus nodded. "Good. I want you out of here. I don't need anybody else getting pulled into this war."

"We're already in a war of our own. Only with Decepticons and Autobots. The Decepticons haven't striked since I've been on Earth though." Unicronia smiled.

Mimic looked over his shoulder. "When did Chunky Monkey get here?"

Optimus sighed. "Just tell me when you're ready." He walked out of the room, and Mimic smirked. "We're ready!"

Unicronia laughed. "Genius!"

Optimus growled as he walked up to the computer. "What do I press?"

"Nothing yet. Mimic, did you copy the program into your processor, so we can just copy it over onto another computer if needed?"

"Yeah, that's what I was doing a couple of seconds ago."

Unicronia nodded. "Good." She grabbed the orbs, and threw them into the air. The orbs connected, and Unicronia smiled. "Now, activate the wormhole."

Optimus nodded as he pulled a lever. The purple portal grew and Unicronia smiled before she chunked Mimic through. "Goodbye! Enjoy the complementary viruses!" Unicronia jumped through. The wormhole began closing the twelve orbs were sucked in.

Optimus and Rattrap stared at the place the portal once was. "Get Rhinox, and check for bugs in the system." Optimus glared. "Add Unicronians onto the list of threats."

Rattrap saluted. "Yes, sir!"

Unicronia screamed as she fell from the air. "You have got to be kidding me!" She began turning and shifting in the air. Mimic was right below her with his arms and legs spread out making him look like an 'X'

"What are you talking about? This is so much fun!"

"Says the bot who only has half his armor on!"

"SCRAP! I'M GOING TO OFFLINE!"

"SO AM I!"

SPLASH!

Unicronia and Mimic rose up to the surface of the water. "Oh, you're kidding me." Mimic sighed. "All that drama for a little bit of water."

Unicronia sighed. "My life flashed before my optics. All those unexploded inventions."

"My only regret is Ratchet refusing to interface with me!" Mimic sighed as pulled himself up to the surface.

"He probably would have called you halfinator." Unicronia laughed as she climbed onto the land.

"SHUT UP!" Mimic yelled pushing Unicronia back into the water.

"Jerk!" Unicronia grabbed his leg pulling him back in as well.

The two glared at each other as they climbed out. "I think I found the malfunctioning robots."

Mimic and Unicronia looked down to see a human firefighter talking into a communicator. His fire truck transformed. "Not robots, Kade."

Unicronia stared at the bot in front of her. "Primus. Are you a rescue bot?"

The bot looked down at her. "I am Heatwave, and yes I am." Heatwave made a heroic stance as Unicronia circled around him.

"I thought you were all extinct. Mimic, come over here, and take a sample of his metal."

"W-what?" Heatwave pushed Unicronia away. "Nobody is taking any samples of my metal!"

"Why not?" Unicronia nodded her helm for Mimic to continue.

Heatwave punched Mimic in the tank. "especially not half armored mechs!"

"I told you it was creepy!" Unicronia yelled.

"Whoa! What's going on?" The red haired human yelled.

"Like I know!" Heatwave yelled back.

"Requesting back up." The human mumbled into his communicator.

Unicronia rolled her optics. "My designation is Unicronia. This," She pointed at Mimic, "is Mimic. May I please talk to your leader?"

"I am the leader." Heatwave growled.

Unicronia made a disgusted face. "No Optimus here?"

"Not here. Maybe somewhere else on earth, but not on this island."

Unicronia smirked as Mimic took a sample of metal, and gave her a thumbs up. "That's too bad."

A helicopter flew overhelm, and landed letting out a female. It quickly transformed into a yellow and white mech. He smiled and waved at Unicronia and Mimic. "Hi!"

Unicronia stared at him. "Hey."

Mimic hid behind Unicronia. Unicronia winced as the orbs began raining down on the yellow and white mech. "Ow! Ow! That one hurt!"

Mimic smirked. "It feels like home."

As it turned out, they weren't back home, obviously. They were with the Burns family, and group of Rescue bots. Unicronia and Mimic were taken back to the base.

Heatwave glared at Unicronia, and Mimic. "This is Boulder." He pointed a green mech who waved. "This is Chase." A blue police mech nodded. "And this is Blades." The helicopter from earlier waved enthusiastically.

Unicronia's optics widened. "I have been washed over with the feeling to hug that adorable mech."

Mimic snorted. "Really, cause the blue one is mine. I am so interfacing that aft."

Unicronia looked over to Mimic. "Not very surprising."

"I'm cody!" A blond headed boy yelled up at them.

Unicronia stared down at him. "I am Unicronia. Leader of the Unicronians."

"I'm Mimic. Lady Unicronia's Third in command." Mimic bowed to the blue bot. "And your future berthmate."

"What's he talking about Chase?" Cody cocked his head to the side.

Unicronia smiled at him. "Nothing to worry about. Hey, do you know where there's a computer so we can, oh, I don't know. Leave."

Cody frowned. "Why would you want to leave? You just got here."

"Well, we're not exactly from this dimension."

Heatwave crossed his servos. "What do you mean?"

"That idiot pushed us into the inter dimensional traveler!" Unicronia growled at Mimic.

"I just wanted a hug! You're the one who violently attacked me!"

Unicronia gave an offended huff. "I did not attack you!"

"Close enough!"

"You pushed me in!"

"You wanted me!"

Unicronia snorted. "Not even one itsy bitsy bit!"

A white haired human walked in. "Please stop yelling. I'm chief Burns. Optimus wants to speak with you on the communicator."

Unicronia turned to the red mech, Heatwave. "I though you said there was no Optimus here."

"I said on this island."

Unicronia snorted as she followed the human.

Unicronia stared at the monitor. "Oh, you're kidding me."

"Unicronia."

"Optimus."

"Hey Sexy!"

"Jacky." Unicronia sighed. "So, this place is in the same universe as you guys?"

"Which guys?" Mimic walked into the room, and froze. "Woah. Who is that mechly bot?"

"Optimus, or Wheeljack?"

"Optimus, of course! He looks awesome!" Mimic waved at Optimus.

"Optimus, Sir, I am so honored to be talking to you!"

Unicronia turned to face Blades. "YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!" She wrapped her arms around his waist and pulled him into a hug. "Why can't my universe have a Blades! We could have been best friends!"

"I thought Wheeljack was your best friend."

"He's my sexy mech. Blades can be best friend or he can even be my secret lover!"

"W-whoa! I-I can't be your secret lover!"

"Why not?" Unicronia drawled. "You're so cute Wheeljack might even let you become part of a trine with us!"

"I will send the program you left behind." Optimus nodded.

"Seriously? You didn't delete that?"

"We kept it for safe keeping. Just in case."

"Thank you!" Unicronia smiled. She turned to Mimic. "Wheeljack's code is better than yours!"

Mimic glared. "Lady Unicronia, I hope you know that this means war."

"Oh, no. My third in command is going to call war on me. Oh dear, whatever should I do?" Unicronia mumbled robotically.

Mimic rolled his optics. "Bring it, Glitch."

"Oh, shut up." Unicronia snorted.

"The code has been sent. It was nice seeing you again, Unicronia. Please let your Wheeljack know we said hello."

Unicronia smiled. "Oh, he'll know. Tell knockout thanks for the advice! It worked!" Unicronia caught the strange glance Optimus gave her before his image shut off. The computer beeped, as a string of binary started scrolling on the computer. "We got it!"

Mimic snorted. "So we can go now. I hope we go somewhere interesting."

Unicronia smirked. "I hope we go home so you can put some armor on, and I can make a dress code for Unicronians."

Mimic huffed. "You want me." He immediately began typing on the computer, and sighed. "There. It's ready."

Unicronia smiled at Heatwave. "You mind pressing a button?"

"Whatever."

Unicronia set up the orbs, and nodded for Heatwave to press the button. As soon as the portal was up Unicronia jumped through. Mimic gave a wink to Chase before jumping through as well.

Unicronia landed on something plush. "What the frag? Oof!" Mimic landed with a crack right on top of her.

"Ouch. Where are we." Mimic fell off of Unicronia as orbs fell right on top of them

"OW!"

"My room."

The two looked around for where the voice came from, but couldn't find anything. Unicronia began grumbling. "Whose room?"

"Mine. Up here."

The two looked up and Mimic froze. Unicronia's helm fell to the side. "Aren't humans supposed to be smaller than us?" The human girl they were staring up at was sitting at a glass L desk with her hands on a laptops keyboard. Her black hair was up in a bun, and she sat cross legged on a black spinny chair.

"Unicronia?"

"Who are you, and how do you know my name?"

"I'm Ninja! I made you!" The human girl looked down at them. "Oh, and you're in my bag full of snotty tissues."

Unicronia pushed Mimic under her, and jumped out of the bag in disgust. "What is wrong with you stuffing a bag full of snotty tissues?"

"I can't help it. I'm sick."

"You're telling me!"

Ninja stared at the tiny Transformer. "Don't make me kill you."

"You don't have the guts."

"I'm typing your story right now. I can do it."

"Do it!"

"No."

Mimic tried to climb into the bag only to fall back in. "Ew! There's slimey stuff on me!"

Ninja reached into the bag and pulled the small mech out. "I'll clean you off." Ninja grabbed a damp rag that sat beside her computer and began wiping off Mimic.

"Where has that rag been?"

"On my forehead." Ninja answered.

Unicronia nodded. "My third better not get sick!"

"He won't."

Unicronia nodded at the human. "So, can we barrow your computer?"

"No."

"What? Why not?"

"It's my baby."

"humans can have computer babies?" Mimic asked.

"Shut up, Mimic." Unicronia growled. She jumped up onto the keyboard of the laptop, and read the screen. "What the pit is this! Wheeljack and I have never done that!"

"Yet. I haven't uploaded this chapter yet. You know what? Barrow my laptop. I'm starving. You have until I get back to be gone!" Ninja stood up and walked out of the room.

Mimic began his work, and work and started typing on the keyboard. "Take that, femme." He grumbled as he started to upload the program. "Oh, Unicronia, It's ready!"

Unicronia nodded as she set up the orbs, and Mimic pressed the button for the portal to start. They both jumped in.

Unicronia landed with groan. "Ow."

"Unicronia?"

Unicronia jumped as she turned to face Wheeljack. "Wheeljack!" She wrapped her arms around the mech. "Let's never use the inter demension traveler again!"

Mimic fell from the sky and landed on a lab table. "Ow. I think I may need medical assistance."

"Shut up, Mimic!" Unicronia yelled. "Wheeljack, I think we should destroy the fragging machine."

Wheeljack smiled. "Okay, then this may not be much of bad news."

Unicronia frowned. "What?"

"We got some new recruits, and they destroyed the Inter demension traveler."

"How did they get into my base?"

"Well. One of them got confused, and walked inside."

"Who?"

"A newbie named Blades."

Unicronia smiled. "Is he adorable?"

Wheeljack looked confused. "Um, yes?"

"Can we form a trine with him?"

"Um... I don't know how to answer that."

"It's okay. You don't have to. I met my creator today. She was kinda.. weird."

Wheeljack smiled as he wrapped an arm around Unicronia's waist. "Really?"

"Yeah." The two walked out of Wheeljack's lab.

"I really need some medical attention!" Mimic groaned.

A/N: Did you know that Rescue bots and Prime are in the same universe?