A/N: Dooo Dooo do dooo dodo doooo! That's my awkward humming trying to forget that I have started neglecting this story. I quickly wrote this in like thirty minutes, nothing spectacular, just a nice one shot for Halloween tomorrow! I'm going to be Finn from adventure time! My friends and I decided to go and do it old fashioned with pillow cases and stuff!
REVIEWS!
Autobotschic: Oh my gosh, right! I would love a swearing ball! Only, I would feel sorry for it if it started crying... Haha! Who wouldn't want to meet her carrier? I haven't actually thought of a character for him, but I have a feeling he would end up being like Gru from Despicable me XD.
Anonymous BW FG: XD Blades would make a great Red Alert! Rattrap is amazing! Go watch it! It's meant for younger kids, but frag that! It's freaking amazing! I've only seen bits and pieces of Beast Wars, Mostly only what's been on Netflix, it looks better on my television than my tiny computer screen XD Aww.. =( we all have losses. I played basketball in fourth grade, we won one game, and it was the game I failed to show up on. There was only five of us including me... I hit the ref in the face with a basketball once.. Yeah. My older brother recorded it, and kept rewinding it just to make fun of me.
Mayday200: XD It's not getting better. I feel like it's getting worse! I really do! I try to experiment with different writing styles, especially trying to describe more, but I always end up going to more of a dialog based kind of story. AUGH! It aggrivates me a litte. XD I always seemed to be stinker to my grandpa when I was small. He told me that one day he was laying on the couch and I walked up to the couch layed down on his chest, looked up to him with the most innocent face, and said one word. "Move." XD That story always cracks me up when he tells it. Why are human hands so hard to draw?! I hate them! Why can't we have flippers! Are you sure it was a horrible experiment? It sounds pretty awesome to me! XD
Unicronia smiled at the line of mechs, and femme, in front of her. "I have the first mission to you from me, Leader of the Unicronians, Lady Unicronia."
Far Stop sighed. "Lady Unicronia, no offense, but we've been here for like three months, and you haven't given us a mission yet, so why start now?"
"Do not question me infidel!" Unicronia shouted.
Far Stop sighed. "Okay. I give up. Just tell us."
Unicronia smiled. "The humans have a holiday they celebrate."
A servo flew into the air. "Can I ask a question?"
"Candid, you just asked a question." Unicronia pointed out.
The mech smirked and took a swig from his energon cube. "So I did. May I ask another?"
"You did."
Candid frowned. "May I ask as many questions as I want?"
"No, your limit is three." Unicronia smirked as Candid went to start his next question. "But, alas, you just used your third question."
"Scrap!" Candid cursed.
Unicronia smiled as she pointed at the next servo that went up. "Edge!"
"Um, what is this human holiday?"
"What the scrap, Pinky? You stole my question!" Candid yelled.
Unicronia glared. "You used your questions! Now, to answer you question, Edge, the holiday is Halloween!"
The room was silent as Unicronia stood smiling creepily. Far Stop finally sighed. "What the frag is Halloween?"
"I thought nobody would ask, Far Stop. Halloween is a holiday Humans have to scare the slag out of each other by dressing up as evil creatures."
"You mean Decepticons?" Edge asked.
Unicronia frowned. "My couple counselor is Con, don't hate."
"Oh, sorry."
"It's cool. Anyways! The humans dress up as creatures like something called a vampire, or Satan, or a skeleton. Whatever those are."
"Lady Unicronia, those are monster from Earth mythology, or religions." Far Stop groaned.
"Oh, so now little Far Stop is the boss."
"That's not what I- Wait. Is our mission to scare the slag out of humans?"
"No." Unicronia snorted. "There's a thing humans do called 'Trick or Treating'."
"Frag no." Far Stop glared. "I heard Lennox talking about his daughter doing that. No."
"Do you want to be my second in command?"
"You're trying to humiliate us by putting us in costumes, and making us get you energon goodies from other mechs!"
"No! I wasn't going to humiliate you!"
Far Stop glared. "As your second in command I believe you are getting out of hand. I'm sorry, Lady Unicronia, but we are going to have to lock you up."
"What?" Unicronia huffed. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" She threw a metal sphere onto the ground and smoke dispersed.
A bright gold mech looked around. "Well frag."
Far Stop looked over to him. "Silvertint, you know what Lady Unicronia's been working on. What was that?"
"It transported her to the storage closet over there." Silvertint snorted. "She forgot to fix it."
The group of mechs, and femme looked over to the door. "Frag you, Silvertint!"
Far Stop smirked and turned to the lone femme that wasn't locked in a closet. "Bow Caster, please make sure Lady Unicronia doesn't get out of that closet until November first."
"YOU WILL PAY, FAR STOP!"
The small femme nodded. She made a whisle noise, and Blobatron slimed through the room, and sealed the doors outline working like a glue to keep the door shut. Far Stop raised an optic ridge. "He can do that?"
Bow Caster Smiled and nodded.
Edge looked between the two. "Should we tell somebody where she is?"
Far Stop frowned. "No. She might be more upset we told people where our base is exactly than us locking her in a closet."
Candid smirked. "I don't know about you guys, but I think I'd made a fragging sexy Dracula! I'M HERE TO SUCK YOUR ENERGON!"
"Do us all a favor and lay off the highgrade! And for the love of Primus has anybody seen Mimic?" Far Stop yelled.
Candid raised his servo. "He's still in Med bay. Something about being safer there from the wrath of Prowl or some slag like that."
Far Stop groaned. "Excuse me while I go beat the scrap out of Optimus."
"You'll be thrown in the brig if you do that!" Edge yelled.
Far Stop glanced back at the mech. "That's the point."
"SOMEBODY GET ME THE FRAG OUT OF THIS CLOSET!"