A/N: My bestest friend came over today to celebrate my early birthday. I personally can't wait! I turn 18 on wednesday, and I get to go get my motorcycle license! WHOO!

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Anonymous BW FG: XD poor Unicronia. I dressed up as Finn from adventure time, and went trick or treating. My friend and I did it old fashioned with pillow cases XD We beat the crap out of each other with the bags after they were full. My mother was ref. I have watched beast wars on You tube, but I get distracted by the pixels on the screen, and I can't concentrate on what's going on in show. DAMN MY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN!

Mayday200: I just Self criticize myself I guess. It's a habit. A bad one. So my teachers have told me, along with if I keep thinking about transformers, I might actually one day build one, and then be upset that it didn't turn into optimus prime. XD Teachers what do they know? XD If I was your grandma I'd throw a pillow at you. 5 a.m is too early! Especially too early for Oatmeal! RUN MEGATRON! RUN!

Autobotschic: Right! XD I love that movie. I can't wait to see the new one!

Unicronia let out a cheer as Wheeljack and her finished the huge metal cube. Wheeljack's helm fins began flashing with his laughter. "I missed Ironhide." Unicronia admitted.

Wheeljack's face mask opened, and he smiled. "Who hasn't?"

Unicronia smiled as she turned to Wheeljack. "I want to go out on a date tonight!"

Wheeljack seemed surprised by the statement. "What do you mean?"

"I want you to take me to watch the stars. I have a new invention! A super powered telescope that will allow me to view Cybertron from this planet!"

Wheeljack shrugged. "Alright, I guess."

"Did you have something else planned?"

"Not really. Jazz was going to come by and pick up his new visor, but he can just come by and get it sooner."

Unicronia smiled. "Awesome! Meet you out on the beach tonight! No complaining about sand in your gears!"

"Alright!" Wheeljack gave Unicronia a kiss. "See ya tonight!"

Unicronia laughed as she ran out of the room.

PG

Unicronia peeked around the corner. "Primus! How long is that mech going to stand outside the entrance of my base?"

The green frame of Blades stood right in front of the fake closet whistling. He occasionally stopped and waved at somebot or human, but he never moved. "That's it." Unicronia pulled out a chunk of metal. She took a deep breath and began running down the hall. "EVERYBODY MOVE IT'S GOING TO-" BOOM

Unicronia awkwardly laid on a berth next to Blades' own berth. Ratchet glared at the two. "What the frag?"

"In my defense, it wasn't actually supposed to explode." Unicronia frowned. "It was just a chunk of metal!"

"That's what you say about everything!"

"No! I didn't say that about the atom bomb!"

"What atom bomb?" Ratchet glared.

"Don't worry. It didn't work."

"You expect me to believe that the one thing that was supposed to explode didn't? You know what? Forget it." Ratchet sighed. "Why did you blow Blades up?"

"I told you! I didn't mean to!"

"Um, It's okay, I mean I'm fine." Blades awkwardly sat up.

"You're missing a leg." Ratchet deadpanned. "And a rotor."

"And an optic!" Unicronia shouted.

"Unicronia, I swear if you say one more word, I will offline you and make sure you and Wheeljack will never have sparklings."

"I don't know if I'd trust us with our own sparklings." Unicronia muttered.

"Unicronia!"

"Can I go?" Unicronia asked.

Ratchet sighed. "Apologize to Blades!"

"Blades, I'm leader of the Unicronians, and as such I would like to formally ask you to join my ranks as my new third in command."

"Unicronia! I'm way over here!"

Unicronia looked over to the other side of the Med bay where Mimic sat on his own berth. She stuck her glossa out at him, and turned back to Blades."Are you in?"

"Um, no?"

"Alright. Can I go now, Ratchet?"

Ratchet groaned. "Fine. Tell Wheeljack I need a new rotor for Blades."

Unicronia stood up. "Yes, sir! Oh! Wheeljack and I finished the Spark chamber!"

Ratchet nodded. "Good, I set up the frame simulator for it, so bring it up as soon as you can."

"Potassium!"

"What?"

"Arcee taught me that humans say 'K' when they really mean 'Okay' but the element 'K' is potassium, so me and Wheeljack started saying that."

"Just get out."

"POTASSIUM!" Unicronia smiled as she skipped out of the med bay. "I have enough time to to my lab, grab my telescope, and get back to the beach!" Unicronia smiled as she happily skipped down the hall. She smiled at the occasional bot, but frowned when she noticed Optimus standing in front of her false closet. "Frag me now."

Optimus glanced over to Unicronia and made a come here motion. Unicronia waved at him and put a smile on her face. "Optimus!"

"Unicronia, I am sorry for this."

"Wha-" Unicronia was cut off by stasis cuffs going around her wrists. "What the frag?"

"Two weeks in the brig. You cannot just blow up a mech in the hallways."

"I didn't mean to blow him up! He's too cute to blow up!" Unicronia yelled.

Optimus sighed. "Just go." Optimus shooed the mech holding her wrists away.

Wheeljack sat on a tarp that was spread over the sand of the beach. He sighed as he checked his internal clock. Unicronia was supposed to be there over an hour ago. She ditched him. She was never this late. Something about there being fashionably late, and a there just no point going late.

Wheeljack sighed again as he stood up. It was obviously clear Unicronia either forgot, didn't want to go, or in Med bay. It didn't really matter where she was, she obviously wasn't there.

Wheeljack closed his blast mask and began folding up his tarp. He looked up at the starry sky, and shook his helm. "Wonder what our counselor would have said about this?"

Wheeljack subspaced the tarp and slowly made his way back into the base. He paused in front of the rec room and took a glance around. Jazz sat at his usual table with Prow, and Sparks. Hound was with Mirage talking animatedly about something. Bluestreak sat on the giant couch watching a huge television.

Jazz looked up and waved for Wheeljack to come in. Wheeljack sighed, but soon walked in and sat down at the table. Jazz smiled. "Ya look down."

"Not really."

Sparks smirked. "You're so sad!"

"I'm not sad!"

"You know what you should make? You should make a machine that sucks away all your sad feelings." Sparks continued smirking. "Then again it would explode and just make you sadder."

"I'm not sad. I'm just disappointed I guess."

Prowl raised an optic ridge. "About what? May I ask?"

"Nothing." Wheeljack stood up, and walked over to the energon dispenser. He grabbed a cube, and slowly stalked out of the room. Leaving the group staring.

"Wonder what's got Wheeljack down?" Sparks mumbled.

Jazz shrugged. "Probably nothin'."

Unicronia sighed as she sat on the floor of the brig. "I have a date tonight!" She whined. "What the frag is wrong with Cybertronians these days! First a closet, and now the brig? Do we a have a thing for locking bots up or what?"

Unicronia groaned as she realised her shouts were getting her nowhere. "Just two weeks. No big deal."