Uhh… Hello? Does anyone still remember my existence? It's quite a while I appeared in the fan fiction web isn't it?
Got my new computer… WHICH DOES NOT HAVE A GOD DAMN MICROSOFT OFFICE INSTALLED IN IT.
Anyways, I decided to use my old laptop to continue writing this fan fiction whenever I have the mood to do so, so the updates will be not quite up to schedule. Sorry about that, but I couldn't confirm much yet because its like an eon in my memories, and I don't think I still have the skill to write like the way I wrote before.
Please, bear with me until I get my old writing style back:)
And of course I am not going to answer reviews since there is just way too many of it. I will answer reviews like normal after this chapter, so do enjoy and as always, criticisms and suggestions are always welcome.
On a side note, the only two OCs I will use in the fan fiction right now is Topaz and Amethyst, but I will try to reinsert the others ( For example, Neon ) back into the story when I need more characters to torture—I mean, more characters to focus on.
Enjoy the new chapter, and welcome to School Twist 2 – Alternative Timeline, again.
Chapter 9 - Just a circle
Its been a long time since anything excited happened.
As usual, Ruby was busy trying to teach Sapphire on how-to-sew-like-a-fabulous-Ruby, which in Sapphire's point of view actually became how-to-sew-like-a-fish for some odd reason.
Topaz and Pearl's relationship diminished over time because of the new transfer student – Amethyst. Well, sometimes best friends do quarrel over one girl, but… this time it's a little bit too much.
On the other hand, Gold and Crystal are actually making some real progress. Gold's school results improved as fast as how Red reacts on Yellow's feelings.
Wait—wrong usage of adjectives. Red is freaking slow, as always.
Diamond and Platinum are also progressing well, with Platinum finally successfully cooked some edible food that will not send you into oblivion on the first bite. It still tastes like expired beef and cardboard fermented with spider eyes though.
Silver just took up a part time job as a waiter in the Melody Aroma Cafeteria. Nothing special about that, but he seemed to take up an interest on that cashier that looks surprisingly like Crystal's long lost sibling. Is her name Soul or something?
Emerald on the other hand, is tinkering as always.
Lastly, Green…
My hand got slapped off the keyboard before I could finish typing the sentence in my computer diary. I immediately slammed the laptop screen hard onto the desk and turned my view towards… Green.
"How did you get here?" My voice is full of shock, primary because I always kept my room door and windows shut. AND THIS IS MY HOUSE! Wait—what is that mechanical item he's holding on his hand?
"Teleporter made by your trusty inventor Emerald. Must thank him for this." Green flashed his trademark smirk.
"How do you get this thing from him?" Now, my mind is full of ideas on how to kill that yellow-haired little inventor for betraying me on this.
"Well, I just won him in a DotA 2 game."
"What?" What's DotA 2 anyway? Ugh, doesn't matter.
"Anyways, back to the main topic. I teleported here into the room with the risk of accidentally teleporting into your bed that is full of scary dolls there because there is something important that I need your help desperately." Green's face tensed up. I immediately adjusted my seriousness level from zero to one ( It's a big difference to me, seriously. ) and wonder what in the world that could make Green troubled like this.
The next thing I hear is the last thing I want to hear in my lifetime.
"I think I am in love with a girl. And I need you to give me lessons on how to get her."
On the other hand, at Gold's big freaking house…
Gold picked up his telephone and dialed Crystal's house phone with inhuman speed. That's nothing special though, considering that he almost dials that number once every hour…
"Hello, Crystal speaking."
"Hello, is this Crystal's residence?" Don't you realize you asked a very idiotic question, Gold?
The phone went silent for a moment, and then the reply came from the other side of the phone.
"No, this is Narnia." Crystal replied sarcastically.
"Super Serious, this is not the time to be joking around. We have a situation here. Get over here as soon as possible."
"What?" Crystal's tone changed from slightly uninterested to very uninterested.
"Topaz and Pearl are engaging each other in a samurai duel right behind my backyard!"
"WHAT?" Crystal roared out loud while holding the phone, and she could barely hear a painful screech from the other side of the phone. "Ouch, my ears…"
"Anyways, for god's sake get over here as fast as possible; my cherished samurai is going to be broken for their senseless fights!"
"Are you kidding me? This is not the moment to worry about your –" The phone call abruptly disconnected. Crystal immediately ran towards the nearest taxi station from her house.
"Oh no. Everyone's friendship is somewhat breaking for some reason." Crystal chanted worriedly.
Crystal waited for a taxi to arrive, but the transport arrived is a bus instead. She don't have time to choose, so she got up the bus, paid the fare and searched for a place to sit.
Wait.
Isn't that Topaz and Amethyst?
Gold said Topaz and Pearl were dueling with samurais in his house backyard…
Now he's going to die.
"Crystal? Why are you here?"
"I am going to kill Gold." Crystal fumed while replying to the duo. Pearl is going to get very pissed off if he saw this though.
"I was going to pay Gold a visit too, but that was ten seconds ago. Now my sole reason for staying on the bus is also to kill Gold." Topaz fumed too.
"Why?"
"He said you got in a fight with Blue for some reason. But from what I see now, he's clearly lying."
"But why?"
"Beats me." Topaz shrugged his shoulders. "But he are not going to leave unscathed for breaking me off my sweet time with Amethyst! We're enjoying ourselves on the bed, you know that? Oh wait, you heard nothing."
"Yeah I heard nothing. The only thing I can hear right now, is the sound of pain from Gold's mouth." Crystal's eyes narrowed like how an assassin's eyes on a prey.
Amethyst just kept her mouth in silent mode to ensure that this Super Serious Girl will not take her as a test subject before Gold's inevitable and miserable upcoming death.
Four days later...
Gold walked out of the local hospital with help from Crystal, who is the sole culprit for Gold's demise. To be exact, it serves him right for pulling such a big prank on Crystal.
"Where are we?" Gold asked right after walking out of the hospital with the help of his attacker.
"This is Narnia." Crystal replied sarcastically with a "You Don't Say" expression on her face. For some reason, Gold seemed to repetitively ask stupid questions for some strange but also normal reason. I mean—its normal for Gold to be stupid…
By the way, where's Blue? Everyone came to pay me a visit during my stay in this hospital, except Blue. Where did she went to? Not to mention the nurses are hot… OUCH!
"You felt nothing from my iron palm. This is my logic. As for Blue, she was quite emotional recently. I am not quite sure what is in her recently. I really don't know, but I am quite eager to know. Blue doesn't get angered or emotional easily. She is stronger than she looks." Crystal commented.
"For once, I agree with you, Super Serious. Blue is just too strong to fall without a fight, no matter what the problem is."
"For once too, you're mature than you look, Gold. Wait—where are you putting your hand on?!" Crystal immediately took notice of the hand on her waist and proceeds to grab it and throw it on the floor.
Of course, this results in Gold's full body pummeling into the cold hard ground like a nail and a board.
After four days of teaching and explanation, Green seems to be getting the grip on how to get a girl.
Green's rate of smiling is increasing as time goes by, while Blue's are the other way around. However, Blue is having more and more difficulty trying to conceal her sadness and emotional problems as time goes by. Imagine your crush falling in love with someone else, yet you still have to act like nothing ever happened and give him advices about how to successfully get the targeted girl to fall for your own lover. In this case, its Green.
Blue starts to wonder—was everything and every time they spent together was just a dream?
"Blue? Are you here?"
"Blue?"
"Pesky girl, stop flying kites in your dream world for god's sake." This woke Blue up from her thoughts instead. This experiment proves that Green's old character is still the best for Blue.
"Y-yeah?"
"Let's go for lunch. My treat. Melody Aroma Cafeteria. Let's go."
"Okay…" Green noticed Blue's depression day after day, and he can't bear but to smirk silently.
"Heh."
The next day…
An annoying ringtone of Gwiyomi broke the peaceful silence inside Blue's room as she is lying on the bed, deep in thought and depression (for the first time in history, Blue is depressed). She took the phone in frustration and proceed to answer the call without even looking at the caller, preparing her voice to give the intruder a living hell.
"Pesky girl, are you at home?" The familiar sound of a jerk (or so Blue thought) prevented Blue for unleashing her scream of pain towards the caller.
"Green. What's up?" Blue tried hard to act like nothing happened and greeted the caller.
"I've decided to confess to the girl I told you about."
"Oh…so the time is now then? Good luck."
"Thank you. I am right at her doorstep now, wondering how should I confess and such."
"Hahaha. The arrogant jerk Green is shy about a confession? That is an awfully laughable joke. Don't be like a Ruby and knock the door as hard as you can. Now if you will excuse me, I have work to do. Good luck. Bye." Blue hanged the phone forcefully as her eyes starts to tear up.
"Damn this idiot…" Trying hard to resist crying like a baby, Blue opened her computer to do something, or at least anything that would keep her occupied from her thoughts. Sadly, the moment she saw the wallpaper she customized herself by using Green and her photo that she forcefully forced Green to take with her, she bawled out.
This damn timing, her cellphone rang again.
"Pesky girl. Would you stop crying?"
"Wha-what? Why would I …. cry?" For once, Blue fails in her superstar acting because she is just failing to control her emotions anymore. Her crush—or even more, is now planning to confess to another girl. No one could've survived such a tragedy without emotionally scathed, Blue is no exception.
"Stop the lies, pesky girl. Now would you help me with something?" Green spoke in monotone, making her cry even more in disappointment.
"What?"
"Open the door."
It took a long 60 seconds plus to process what Green just said through the phone.
"W—what?"
"I said—open the door. I knocked almost a thousand times; are you deaf or something?"
Blue immediately hanged up as she sprinted downstairs for the reach of the door knob, trying hard to wipe any traces of her bawling her eyes out before her right hand (that is not in her control right now) finishes turning the door knob.
"Happy valentines..? From what Gold told me, there's a valentine's day every 14th of the month." Green tries to forge a smile and handing over the flowers.
"Green? Is that you?" Blue asked in disbelief.
"For once, argh. Can you just accept the flowers and let me in?"
"Okay, you ARE Green."
"You don't say?" Green said as he revealed his old habits and manners once again, handing over the flowers and then walking past Blue to her living room by himself. Apparently, Blue's parents are working during the afternoon. That leaves the girl alone in her own house.
Blue starts to tear up once again, but the difference is—its tears of joy instead of tears of sadness.
"You idiot bastard! Do you know how sad I am when I thought that you were going to confess to another girl and so on and so on?..." Blue continued nagging while her tears stream down her face, while Green facepalms.
Green silences her using a kiss. Her eyes widened, then closed to enjoy the kiss.
After they finished the kiss, a huge question mark starts to float up Blue's mind.
"Wait... so that girl-chasing thing you asked for me to teach you, its a hoax?"
"Duh. Its idiocy for not looking past such an obvious trick. Do you actually think that Green Oak is a slowpoke in relationships like Diamond?"
"You're going to pay as my boyfriend." Blue grinned menacingly, to which Green smirked back.
"You are going to suffer too as my girlfriend."
"Game on."
"Damn Gold. Your so called truth or dare game has earned me a pesky girl as a girlfriend. Oh well, doesn't sound too bad about this though." Green thought in his mind while hugging the girl.
Seems like Gold isn't a useless moron after all. Wait—isn't this supposed to be Blue's job?
Blue and Green walked together to school the next day, with Blue clinging to his hand ( forcefully, of course ) while Green uses his other free hand to hide his face in embarrassment.
"Looks like someone really did hold up his promise eh?" Gold and Crystal smirked when they meet at the walkway intersection infront the school gate.
Blue retaliated to this statement skillfully. "Says the duo that hasn't got together yet while secretly having … something … towards each other. You know and I know what it is." Gold and Crystal's face immediately flushed red.
"For once, pesky girl. You read my mind." Green smirks as the duo walked shamefully away.
"Don't forget, your girlfriend is a true genius."
"Looks like I am going to have a very bad life then." Green sweat dropped upon looking at Blue's crooked smile.
An apologies upon the end of the chapter – its long since I ever updated this fan fiction, and I actually forgot about some of the parts that I wrote myself. If there is something wrong ( Places, OC names or characteristics ), feel free to correct me. My grammar standard dropped too. I felt that during writing this chapter. Last but not least, I also felt that I disintegrated in writing new ideas. Sorry for that and I do hope you faithful readers give me some time to recover my writing skills back.
Cheers.
LeoN ( You guys may call me Storm from now on, since that is my DotA 2 username.)