A/N: I'm on a roll! I just got my Motorcycle license today! YAY~ I got four Transformers comics! I got the marvel "The Best Of..." The first four! woot! Megatron, Optimus, Grimlock, and Starscream! I also got the Transformers Prime game! Out of Airachnid, Starscream, and Knockout's battles. I was surprised that Knockout's was the hardest to beat! It kind of confused me.

I haven't really done alot of editing on this chapter, so it's kind of raw...

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I Am Blueberry: He does! Bumblebee's is cute, but it's all about perceptor! XD Oh, Wheeljack. Poor mech. XD I like the think that Mimic has slept with everyone exept Unicronia, Wheeljack, Ratchet, and maybe Megatron, but I'm not to sure about that last one... XD

Anonymous BW FG: It is! It's the prettiest aft I've seen! Wheeljack's and Ratchets are the exceptions! XD I just don't want to... Growing up. It's scary. I'm graduating this year, I'm trying to procrastinate on scholorships as much as I can. XD weren't we all! XD He's an old marine veteran, and he reminds me alot of Kup! Today he was talking about Calculus, and somebody asked where somthing in the math problem came from, and he was all like "I don't give a shit where it came from. It's there now!" He later told us that it was a mistake, and it wasn't supposed to be there...

Autobotschic: I tried for three yesterday, but... Transformers Prime Video game. So... Pretty... couldn't.. control...self! XD It's taking all my will power to do this now... I don't know who doesn't, but we'll find them, and we will take them out! XD

Mayday200: XD that's awesome! College is hard. I'm just saying! It's my dreaded classes XD It's all worth it though! XD Maybe we can get Ratchet to just teach you everything he knows... of course it would be for cybertronians... and it wouldn't help you... but it would be a... interresting event! XD

Unicronia ran down the halls and froze. "Wait. Where is Wheeljack?" She glanced around the empty hall, and perked up at the sight of a certain bot. "Blades!"

Blades froze as he looked over to the femme. "Oh no..." He quickly turned and began to run away.

Unicronia watched the green bot sprint out of the hallway. "Blow a bot up once and that's how he treats you? Jerk."

::Unicronia to Wheeljack::

::I'm not talking to you::

:What?::

:I'm not talking to you. Wheeljack out::

Unicronia stood in the hallway stunned. What did he mean "Not talking" to her? What did she do to him? She sighed as she walked towards her base.

PG

"Lady Unicronia. If he's not talking to you, perhaps you did something wrong." Far Stop tried to help his leader after she stomped through the room, and demanded advice.

"Wrong? I can't DO wrong!" Unicronia shouted as she paced the room.

"Beg to differ." Mimic mumbled.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, I was in the med bay for a while because of you."

"I think it's because you interface too much."

Mimic looked offended as he backed away. "There is no such thing as too much interfacing!"

Far Stop sighed. "With Sunstreaker there is."

Mimic and Unicronia glanced at the mech. Both began speaking at once. "We're not talking about you!"

Far Stop glared. "Fine. Work it out by yourselves!"

Unicronia perked up. "You're right!"

Far Stop frowned. "What?"

"I should use the inter-dimensional traveler to find Wheeljack and mine's couple counsler!"

"I didn't say that."

Unicronia smirked. "All I have to do is see if I can get the dimensional traveler lock on to that specific dimension. If I can do that then it would be a piece of cake!"

"Lady Unicronia, I really didn't say that!"

Mimic smirked. "What are you talking about, Far Stop? Of course you did! It was all your idea!"

Unicronia ran around the lab shouting random spouts of information that could help her formulate a coordinates system. Far Stop and Mimic sat at the back of the lab watching with mild interrest.

Mimic perked up, and Far Stop frowned. They both looked at each other. "No." Far Stop answered.

Mimic frowned. "But Sides asked nicely."

"Sunstreaker told me to tell you no."

"Sunstreaker. He ruins everything."

"Sorry, but at the moment our relationship went serious. I can't do random threesomes with you anymore."

Mimic frowned. "I'll ask Prowl."

Far Stop rolled his optics. "I'm going to talk to Wheeljack. I want to know what's up with him. Knowing Unicronia, it was something she did."

Mimic frowned. "Prowl said no! Can you believe it? He told ME no!"

"EUREKA!" Unicronia shouted as she ran up to Mimic. "Bring me Wheeljack, or bring me DEATH!"

Mimic stared at her for a moment. "no."

Unicronia frowned. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Far Stop sighed as he walked up the big ring of the inter-dimensional traveler. "Listen, Unicronia, when we go get Ratchet while you're acting stranger than usual, or when we lock you in a closet because you wanted to use us as energon treat generators, just remember, we do it, because we love you." Far Stop leaned up against the ring.

Mimic smirked and nodded next to Far Stop. "Yeah, we'll call it love."

Unicronia glared. "Fine." She ran up to her computer, typed in some symbols, and smirked as the ring began to for the worm hole.

Far Stop jumped and began to back up, only to be tackled into the portal by a certain femme. Mimic looked around before smirking. "They don't want to frag me, fine!" He waved as he jumped into the wormhole after the previous two.

Knockout liked to think he was sane. Yes, beautiful, sane, and fraggable. Though he soon learned that sane might quickly be scratched off that list. Then again, what did sanity mean if he was beautiful, and fraggable?

It was a nice day, The med bay was silent. He had just finished his buff. His armor wash shining. No. It was gleaming! He was majestic. A sight that everybody should see! Then, IT happened.

Something fell ontop of him out of nowhere. It slammed him into the ground, scrached HIS beautiful paint, and worst of all, it laughed as it sat up.

Unicronia laughed as she sat up. "That was fun." She stopped when she heard mumbling under her. "What?"

"gert roff!"

"What?" Unicronia was flown forward.

"I SAID GET OFF!"

Unicronia smiled as the wormhole opened again, and Far Stop flew through the air, and hit the red mech again. She burst out laughing as the red mech, Knockout stuggled under Far Stop. "I hate you, Lady Unicronia!"

Unicronia continued laughing as Far Stop was kicked off Knockout much like she was. "WHAT THE FRAG IS GOING ON?" Knockout shot from under Far Stop, and ran to the other side of the room. He quickly began checking himself for scratches.

Unicronia raised an optic ridge as another wormhole opened. Mimic went flying right into the red mech, much like Unicronia and Far Stop. Far Stop snorted as Unicronia burst out laughing.

Mimic sat on Knockout torso, One leg on each side. The two stared at each other for a moment before Mimic smirked. "Hello gorgeous."

Unicronia stopped laughing. "Hey! Get off my counseler! You can have him after he helps me!"

Knockout smirked. "I like this bot."

Unicronia frowned. "Hello! Over here! I landed on you first!"

Knockout glared. "Thanks for the scratches!"

"Your welcome! Now I need help!"

Knockout pushed Mimic off him before wiping any little grain of dirt off his already ruined paint job. "You're?"

"Lady Unicronia!"

"Oh, yeah. You and the other one needed a good frag, huh?"

Unicronia frowned. "We had a frag, but now he's not talking to me!"

Knockout nodded. "Understandable."

Mimic smirked. "Can we bring this guy back with us?"

"No." Unicronia answered as she pulled herself up onto a berth. "Where are we anyways. Last time we were in a brig or something."

"We're in the Med bay. I am the medic after all."

"No wonder Mimic likes him. He hasn't gotten Ratchet in the berth yet, so he goes after the next medic he sees." Far Stop smirked.

"Hey!"

Unicronia's helm fell to the side. "Wouldn't that be First Aid?"

"I'm right here!"

"First Aid is bonded."

Unicronia's optics went wide. "No!"

"Yes. It was part of my most recent gossip column!" Far Stop nodded. "It was an amazing column."

"I'm sure. Anyways!" Unicronia smiled over to Knockout. "How do I get Wheeljack to start talking to me again?"

Knockout sat down on another berth. "Hmm. I suppose you could always beat the scrap out of him until he does."

Mimic smiled. "I like this one." Mimic got up close to Knockout. "How bout a frag later?"

Knockout smirked. "Why wait till later?"

Unicronia glared at the two. "NOT UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE SOLVED MY PROBLEM!"

Knockout snorted. "Who are you, their boss?"

Far Stop snorted. "Actually, she is."

Mimic laughed. "We're her second and third in command."

Far Stop frowned. "Wait, if we're both here, who's in charge?"

"Blobatron." Unicronia answered.

Far Stop went to say something but quickly shook his helm. He learned a long time ago not to question Unicronia.

"Look, Unicronia, if Wheeljack doesn't want to talk to you, maybe you should just break up." Knockout shrugged. "Go after a young mech with a charm that says 'Frag me, I'm beautiful!'."

Unicronia glared. "I love Wheeljack."

"Love isn't real sweetspark."

"Yes, it is. I proved it in one of my experiments not to long ago. I also determined it was highly explosive."

Knockout frowned. "How did you- Nevermind. I don't want to know." Knockout shook his helm. "If he doesn't want to talk. Apologize. Say how sorry you are, just in general. Don't put any specifics out there. If you do, he might realize how much of a horrible mate you turned out to be."

Mimic rubbed Knockout's helm. "Do you know that from experience?"

"Close enough." Knockout quickly stood up and pulled Mimic up close to him. "We have a date."

As soon as the words left Knockout's vocal processor the two were gone. Unicronia frowned. "What now? Do we wait?"

Far Stop shrugged. "We can't leave him here."

"Now this is awkward because we both know they're fragging in there." Unicronia frowned.

Far Stop shrugged. "I walked in on stranger."