A/N: JUST A RANT! DON'T HAVE TO READ!
I don't like bullying. I just read an article that came out today about another teenager who commited suicide because of a bully. Me, being somebody who has been bullied pretty much my whole life, (I can name three times today.) am somebody who knows what it feels like, and I know for a fact they the people that bully other people are just jerks, and idiots who do it to show off. I'm sick and tired of all this crap going on, and nobody really doing anything about it besides just saying "Don't bully." Just saying stuff like that doesn't help anything. It just makes it worse. SO, I'm taking my stand and I'm beating the crap out of them. XD Naw, I won't do that. I'm going to effectivly ignore them, and pretend like they don't exist. It's what I've done for the past 11 years, and I'll continue doing it, cause it works for me. =D
REVIEWS!
I Am Blueberry: XD I couldn't leave poor Soundie out. He's just so I think Knockout is. He's just so fragging fragable. XD
Anonymous BW FG: Xd He is! XD Texas is still 80 so it's wonderful here! XD except today it was a freezing 70 XD I have never taken an ACT I've taken a SAT and a pre SAT and a pre ACT, but that's about it. I suck at standardized testing.
Autobotschic: Forget South America! They'd blow up the southern hemisphere! XD Mimic will frag anything almost willing. XD
Far Stop glared at Unicronia as she typed away on the computer. "Why did we agree to this?"
"Because I wanted to get into their mainframe, and the science behind this ship is AMAZING! Tell me you see these programs. They're almost like this ship is alive, only in a deep stasis, or something."
"Here are some more important questions to be thinking about. How are we going to get out of here, and where is Mimic?"
"I wouldn't talk like that. Soundwave is recording everything we say right now; Probably submitting it to Megatron."
Far Stop frowned and turned to the faceless bot. "Weird."
Unicronia laughed. "Yep. You know, when I was an Autobot, I was never in battle. I never actually learned to fight. I mean I learned to fight when my Sire decided to build this kind of sparring bot, but I have never actually fought in this war."
Far Stop stared at the femme. "Really?"
Unicronia shrugged. "Nope." She slowly turned to Soundwave. "Did you know you have a virus?"
The mech just stared. Unicronia smirked. "Oh, you didn't. Very nice." She turned back to the computer. "In return for that information, I'd like Lord Mimic back."
Far Stop frowned. "Lord Mimic?"
Soundwave just stared. Unicronia frowned. "You have no intention of giving us Lord Mimic."
Footsteps echoed down the hall, growing closer every astrosecond. Far Stop concentrated on the door as Unicronia began typing again. "That's fine. You can keep him. He's really no use."
"L- Unicronia!"
Unicronia turned to face the huge grey mech that entered the room. Megatron glared at the femme. "What kind of virus?"
Unicronia shrugged. "Nothing life threatening. It was designed to take information of a certain kind, and send it directly to another computer. Really it's more of a bug than anything. It seems to have been dormant for a while."
"Soundwave, locate the virus, and destroy it. Insecticons, take these two back to the brig. Let them see their beloved leader."
Unicronia frowned. "Alright. I see how it is, but I'm warning you. Lord Mimic has over 5000 scientists ready with any kind of weapon you can think of. We'll all be dead before this is over."
One of the Insecticons pushed Unicronia and Far Stop forward. Unicronia tried to hold her ground. "ALL OF US!"
Far Stop and Unicronia was shoved into a cell. Far Stop turned to Unicronia. "Convincing act."
"Thanks. I wasn't kidding about the virus though. I did get our program installed though. I also set the coordinates, so it should be ready. I programmed the orbs to appear in my subspace. Let's see if it worked."
"You didn't test it?" Far Stop yelled.
A groan came from the corner of the cell. "Oh, good, Lord Mimic really is in here too."
Far Stop turned to a beat up Mimic. "What the frag happened to you?"
"They thought I was the leader of the Unicronians. It hurts."
Unicronia frowned. "That's stupid. I'm the leader." Unicronia reached into her subspace pulled out the orbs. "Let's see if these babies work."
Wheeljack sighed as he handed the drone over to Ratchet. Ratchet let out a growl. "Alright!" He shoved Wheeljack onto a berth, and held him down by sitting on him with one leg on each side of his body. "Listen here mech. You will tell me what's wrong, and you will take my advice!"
Wheeljack stared up at him with huge optics. "Unicronia left me on the beach about two weeks ago. We planned to meet, but she didn't show up!"
Ratchet glared down at him. "She was in the brig for two weeks."
"What?"
"She got put in the brig for blowing up Blades. She disappeared soon after getting released. I think she's just locked away in her new base, but who knows."
Wheeljack stared blankly at Ratchet. "But…"
"Wheeljack, You're a pain in the aft. Thanks for the medical drone, but I think you should go look for Unicronia."
Wheeljack smiled.
Unicronia walked through the wormhole with Far Stop and Mimic. "Funny. It seems the coordinate system sorta changed the wormholes physics. Usually it would just spit you out, but now it uses force you used to go in, to push you. Like last time we went in by jumping, so it used the momentum to push us through, but this time, we walked through, and we can just walk right through the wormhole." Unicronia turned around to examine the vortex they were in. "Reminds me of the Spacebridge."
Mimic shrugged. "Eh."
The three walked out and Unicronia froze. Ratchet was sitting on top of Wheeljack, and Wheeljack was staring at him with cloudy optics. He smiled as he looked at Ratchet. "Ratchet, I love you."
Far Stop looked around awkwardly, as Mimic's mouth fell open. Unicronia shuttered her optics, and looked around. "WRONG DIMENSION! WRONG DIMENSION! WRONG DIMENSION!"
Wheeljack and Ratchet turned to Unicronia. Ratchet quickly scrambled off Wheeljack. "Unicronia, it's not-"
"WRONG DIMENSION!"
"Wheeljack stayed on the berth frozen letting it sink in on how wrong it might have looked.
"Unicronia!" Ratchet shouted.
"WRONG DIMENSION!"
"WHEELJACK! HELP ME HERE!"
Wheeljack slowly stood up. "Unicronia, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! I swear!"
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
"WRONG DIMENSION!"
"I was mad at you, and I didn't know you were in the brig, I thought you were ignoring me, and I was upset, so I told you not to talk to me!"
"WRONG DI- Wait, you didn't know I was in the brig?"
"No."
"So you aren't mad at me."
"No." Wheeljack shook his helm.
Unicronia smiled as she ran, and glomped him. "I'm not mad at you either! I love you!"
Wheeljack laughed. "I love you too! Where did you go?"
"I went to see our counselor. I got caught by Decepticons, and they had mistaken Mimic as the leader of the Unicronians."
"Oh."
"You weren't really going to let Ratchet frag you, right?"
"OF COURSE NOT!"
"Good, I might of been forced to blow up Diego Garcia. Did you know that Percy is coming?"
Wheeljack shook his helm as he got up. "No."
He offered his servo to Unicronia, who accepted. "Prowl told me."
