A/N: So my Friday the thirteenth involved me getting hurt, what about your guy's?
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Blair was not doing well in the defend-yourself department. So far so had just screamed and curled into a ball when Natasha or Clint went at her.
"You know that won't help you, right?" Tara asked.
"I think it does very well." Blair stated as she stood up but then screamed and ducked again when Natasha went at her again.
"Blair, you do very in the ducking department..." Natasha said as she looked down at Blair.
"Why thank you." Blair said as she stood up again.
"That doesn't help you in battle." Ella said happily as she swung around in circles with a baseball bat.
Blair rolled her eyes and skipped over to where the exorcize balls were and picked one up.
"I like volleyball. Not hurting people!" Blair stated as she and Ella started to play pass with it.
"I have an idea..." Matthew said. Natasha and Clint, who was still shocked at what he had found out, looked over at him. Matthew whispers them the idea and they both nod.
"Good idea." Natasha said as she stands there and the two boys back away from her.
"Blair!" Matthew said. Blair looked over at them.
"Yeah?" she asked as she tilted her head to the side.
"Imagine Natasha is Bethany." Matthew said, "Attack!" Without thinking Blair ran at Natasha who resisted only a little and was knocked over by the tiny girl.
"Good job Blair!" Natasha said shocked as Blair was breathing heavily, not climbing off of her. She was too exhausted.
"Come on." Clint said as he pulled Blair off of his girlfriend.
"Just give her lots of red bull and let her energy do the work." Tony said. Clint glared at him.
"Give her red bull and nothing will stop Tasha from blowing your brains out of your head." Clint growled at him.
"Red bull? Isn't red something that bulls hate?" Blair asked in confusion.
"Blair, poor sweet innocent Blair. You have so much to learn." Kikyo said as she put her arm around Blair and led her away.
That night Blair sat in her room on her cell phone texting Jessica. She wasn't sure about going to be in the battle, and she was talking to Jessica who was talking about going to Bethany's party.
"Blair." She heard. Blair looked up to see Natasha standing in the doorway, "Bedtime." Natasha stated. Blair clicked her phone off and laid down on the bed.
"Blair, give me the phone." Natasha said as she walked over and held her hand out for the phone.
"I can't it's my baby." Blair stated as she held it to herself. Natasha rolled her eyes.
"Blair." She said warningly.
"But Tasha! If I give it up it will cry and die and oh my god I can't let that happen!" Blair stated. Natasha tried to grab it but Blair laid on top of it.
"What's going on?" Clint said from the doorway as he walked into the room.
"Tasha's trying to take my phone!" Blair yelled as she hugged it to herself.
"Blair, give the phone." Clint said as he went onto the other side of the bed. Blair shook her head and for the rest of the night, they fought over the phone with Natasha wondering what her life had come to. Because well, she was fighting with a pre-teen over a cell phone.
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