Eddie
"Alright kids," I said in a overdramatic Russian accent. "Today, we are going shopping and you better behave," I said. I've already had to clean up my car from all of the food they wasted. My security people behind made a small smile.
"Shopping," Emi said happily. I held the kids on my hip. Elysa was feeling better and bouncing on my hip.
"Elysa? Erika?" I asked.
"I always behave," Erika said. I rolled my eyes.
"Let's get in the stroller," I said taking the stroller from one of my security men. I buckled up the girls then started to push them.
"Daddy, itza puppy!" Elysa exclaimed pointing. I looked. It was a little black dog.
"Yes it is," I said.
"It goes woof!" She said. The girl with the dog giggled at Elysa's cuteness. I smiled a little and pushed the girls stroller into the first store. I took them out of the stroller and let them run around and get whatever. Security followed them around to make sure they weren't kidnapped. I stood in the corner and called Patricia.
"What?" My lovely wife snapped.
"How are you and my little munchkin?" I asked.
"Well, she cried then fell asleep. I'm trying to get some work done," Patricia said.
"Like what?" I asked.
"Getting a new supply of guns," She said.
"That's good," I said. I heard a crying in the distance.
"Our baby girl is awake, I gotta go. Remember when Ellie gets home you're taking her driving," She said.
"I don't wanna die," I murmered.
"Shut up, Eddie. She can probably drive," She said.
"Or she drives like you," I muttered.
"What?" She demanded.
"Nothing," I said innocently.
"That's what I thought, bye love you," She said.
"I love you more," I said.
"I love you more, but I don't have time to play this game right now so bye," She said. With that she hung up and I laughed going to find my daughters. Elysa looked bored. I picked her up and went to find my other daughters who were picking up random things and dragging their security guys around. Luke, Emi's guy had his arms full of purses. I chuckled and looked at the little angel I had in my arms. She rubbed her eyes with her little hands. I kissed inbetween her eyes and she giggled.
"Are you sleepy?" I asked.
"Bored, Daddy," She said.
"We'll go get you some stuff you like next store oay? Like some new hats," I said tapping on her hat. She grinned and giggled.
"More hats," She cheered.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Erika called. I walked over to the register where she was trying to look at the cashier. I picked her up and she giggled.
"So you're nice when you want something?" I asked. She nodded then hugged me.
"I love you daddy," She said hugging me tightly.
"Better be glad, I'm mushy," I said pulling out a few wads of cash and handing it over to the cashier. She looked shocked. "Is there a problem?" I asked.
"You really carry that much money?" She asked.
"Pretty much," I said.
"Daddy, I want my stuff now," Erika pouted. The woman handed over the bags still looking warily. Emi skipped over then looked behind her.
"Come on! I gotta show Daddy stuff," Emi commanded to Luke. He came over with a ridiculous amount of shit. He sat it down and I also paid for that then put the girls in their stroller. I waited outside while security put the shopping bags in the back of the security car. While they did that I pushed into a different store.
"I don't like this," Erika said over the loud rock music blasting.
"It's for Elysa because she likes this stuff," I said. "And so do I," I said. So maybe I'm molding Elysa into a mini me but I don't see anything wrong with that. I unbuckled Elysa from the stroller and put her on a kid leash. It isn't around her neck so it isn't choking her it goes around her waist. There are too many weirdo's in this place I need to watch her. I let security watch the other and I took off with Elysa through the store.
"Daddy," Elysa said pointing to a bunch of hats.
"Which ones?" I asked.
"All," She said.
"All?" I asked. She nodded and I had a sales person bring all the hats down. "You want me to get you an outfit?"
"Okay, Daddy," She said. I picked out a pretty badass outfit if I say so myself. I made Elysa try it on and she giggled. It looked different to see her in black but cute.
"Daddy, can we go?" Emi pouted walking over. Erika was sipping on a juice pouch when she came over.
"Let me show you guys something," I said. I took them over to a section with skateboards.
"What's that?" Erika asked.
"Skateboards, and I'm getting you one to teach you," I said.
"Why?" Emi asked.
"Because I say so," I said.
"I wanna dance," Erika said. That child is always contradicting me. She looked up at me giving a very Patricia like face.
"Well you can do both," I said.
"But I only wanna dance," She said. She took a dramatic drink of juice.
"I'm the adult here," I said.
"No," She said.
"Yes, I am," I said.
"No, I'm in charge, I'm boss," She said.
"I'm the boss," I argued. She stuck her tongue out and spit at me. I heard a laugh and looked over to see a woman with black hair.
"You have some cute kids," The woman said. Duh, that's obvious. Of course my kids are perfect.
"Thank you," I said.
"Have you ever thought about modeling?" She asked.
"The kids?" I asked.
"Yeah," She said.
"Not really, my wife probably wouldn't like it," I said. Yeah my ex fiancé from like more than 10 years ago was a model and Patricia still holds it against me.
"I wanna model!" Emi exclaimed. I looked down at my 5 year old who was bouncing up and down. "It'll be like America's Next top model,"
"When do you watch that?" I asked.
"All the time, with Nini!" She exclaimed. Nini is her nanny during the dayd while Patricia and I work.
"You should bring them by," The woman said. She handed me her number then walked away. I looked down at the pleading Emi.
"Okay, I'll try and get mommy to take you," I said. She smiled and jumped up and down again. I laughed at my little girl.
Patricia
"Mmm," I said cooing to Erin. She looked at me funny as I tried to feed her. "Its good,"
"Agaga," Erin mumbled pushing the spoon away as it touched her lips.
"Come on Erin, we need to stop using bottles so much. And it's organic," I said looking at the baby food I made. I'll admit it looks horrid but when we were at the doctor she decided to do a check up and said Erin needed to start having baby food to develop. So I made her some green mush that's kind of like a protein shake. I put some in her mouth and she spit it back out, dribbling onto her bib.
"Maybe she wants another kind," Nini offered. Nini is the nanny that I hired when I realized that neither Eddie or myself am capable of taking care of 5 children 24/7.
"Okay, maybe peaches?" I asked pulling out my other bowl.
"Some babies like chicken and noodle mush," She said. I gagged a little. Ugh meat in a mush? That sounds discusting. I looked down at my stubborn little girl.
"Alright let's look in the fridge for what we have," I said going into the fridge. I looked around, we have a lot of stuff. I pulled out a tray of lasagna that the chef had pre made for me to heat up as dinner.
"That's made for dinner so we can try then," Nini said sitting next to Erin. I looked back inside and pulled out a pizza.
"Eh?" I asked.
"No," She said.
"Hell I don't know! The other girls just ate whatever!" I exclaimed. I pulled out some chicken nuggets then heated them up.
"Youre giving her chicken nuggets?" Nini asked.
"Don't question my parenting," I said. I pulled out the chicken nuggets then blended them. I gagged at the look but put it into a baby bowl. I walked over to Erin and bended to her level. I put some onto a spoon then put it into her mouth. Her face twisted and she spewed it over me. I sighed and stood up, wiping it off. I heard a small beeping.
"We're home!" My husbands voice rang out.
"In the upstairs kitchen!" I called back. Eddie came in with my little girls. Erika jumped into my arms and I kissed mini me's head.
"Mommy!" She exclaimed.
"Hi, sweetie," I said hugging her. Eddie lingere around my mush bowls and stuck his finger in one then put it in his mouth. He made a loud gagging noise.
"What the hell you been making?" Eddie exclaimed.
"Daddy!" Emi exclaimed.
"Bad," Erika and Elysa said.
"It's baby food, the princess here isn't taking it," I said. He walked over and bent down to Erin's level. She instantly giggled showing her gums and he snuck the spoon into her mouth.
"Gahhhh!" Erin exclaimed.
"You'll thank me later," Eddie said continuing to feed her. I smiled more and bounced Elysa on my hip.
"Let me see what you got," I said. We walked into the living room. Holy shit. Eddie went all out. I've never seen so many bags. Elysa tottered over to a baby sized skateboard and sat on it.
"Daddy, even took us to McDonalds," Erika said seriously. I busted out laughing. Hell he must be going crazy. I never take the to McDonalds because they're so demanding. I sat her down then walked into the kitchen where my husband was taking some sort of pills.
"Headache?" I asked.
"Migrane," He answered taking a swig of water. I rested my head on his shoulders.
"Well you have to take out princess driving," I said. He groaned. "Go get a nap in before she gets here or a drink,"
"I'll map because I just took some pills," He said. I nodded and he went to the bedroom. I laughed and went over to Erin. I took some of the baby food and put it in her mouth. She spit it out. Come on!
Ellie
I sat in the back of Heaven and Nevaeh's car drinking a slurpee. We were on our way to my house. I had changed into a more "appropriate" outfit.
"We're here," Heaven sang as she parked next to the large gate.
"Good luck on driving," Nevaeh said. I made a breathy laugh and slung my bag over my shoulder.
"I'll need it. Bye you guys," I said.
"Bye Els," They chorused. I got out of the Jeep and they sped away. I walked to my gate typed in the passcode, and swiped my keycard. The gate opened and I walked to my house. I swiped my card again then used my fingerprint on the scanner. Yea that's security in my house. I opened the door and walked inside.
"I'm home!" I yelled.
"I'm the living room!" Mom yelled back. I ran up the stairs and into the large living room. Clothes were thrown everywhere.
"Did the mall explode?" I asked.
"You're father took them shopping," Mom said. Emi was in a sparkly pink dress, Erika was wearing a peplum shirt, Elysa was in a helmet and kneepads and Erin was in her little bouncer entranced on the TV.
"Where's Daddy?" I asked.
"I'm here," I heard my Dad say. He entered the room.
"So I was thinking that I drive the Bugatti," I said. Even though he was wearing sunglasses I could tell he was giving me a look.
"No fu-" He started.
"Eddie," Mom scolded cutting him a look.
"No," Daddy asnswered.
"Okay, the Ferrari," I said following him downstairs.
"Hell no," He said.
"Mercedes," I tried. He shook his head. "Rolls Royce?" I tried. He shook his head. "Land Rover," I attempted.
"No," He said. He tossed me an unfamiliar pair of keys then took me to the garage. We walked past all of the amazing cars and he stopped in front of something with a sheet on it. He lifted the sheet. It looked like trash.
"What is this?" I asked. It was a an ugly faded yellow truck thing that I can't imagine my dad spending money on.
"Old car," He said. "Bought if for driving lesson,"
"I know you would never drive something this horrendous. At least let me drive the old Porsche," I said dramatically. Okay so I've always wanted to drive the Porsche.
"Fine," He groaned. We got into his red Porsche and he tensed.
"Relax, Daddy," I said. I backed out of the garage and onto the road.
"Slow down," Daddy said.
"I'm barely going," I said. It's like 40 mph. "Just relax," I said. I drove through our land. This way I can't crash into anybody. We drove around for a little while.
"Stop," Daddy screeched and I jerked to a stop, heart racing.
"What?" I asked.
"Your signals weren't right," He said. Oh my god. "We'll work on that. But now parallel park," He said.
"Okay," I said. Easy. I can parallel park. Well it's in video games but it shouldn't be too hard. I backed up the car a little bit then tried to parellel park. I looked at how I parked and frowned.
"Not straight," Daddy said.
"Okay, no problem," I said. I grabbed the wheel and tried again. I looked at my progress. Still no. "Ugh!" I cried stomping my foot. The car lurhced forward.
"Elanor!" Daddy yelled. I winced and kept driving.
"Sorry, Daddy," I apologized. This is going to be a long driving lesson.
Mahalo, I think that means hello, idk. Haha Eddie had a day with his daughters. Driving and shopping and eating. I hope you enjoyed I love you guys Thanj you for support!
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