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Giselle P.O.V.

CRAP! My mom's here. Along with the fucking Denali's a.k.a. MY BROTHER!

Ugh! Well, this isn't a bad thing, right? Damnit! Edward can read my mind! Fuck, Eddie? Ed? Okay, just stop listening if you can hear me! This is hopeless. Edward fuck off!

There.

"ZZZZ!" Jacob's gigantic snore brought me out of my thoughts. God, he sounds like a leaf blower or something

I groaned, sofly "Jake. As much as I love you... Everytime you go to sleep fucken pisses me off!" I hissed right next to his ear.

"No, you mosther! Don meat me creper! (No, you monster! Don't eat my crepe!)" he squeaked, incoherently. He snuggled into my chest. God, my boobs are tiny!

I'm frickin 5"6' and my boobs are a b-cup. Is that normal for such a tall person? Well there's different body types, so I guess that's why. My mom has c-cups though and she's shorter than me!

Wow, Giselle, really? Getting jealous of your mom.

Now, I feel pathetic. At least I have a chest, when I was human, I seriously just had to chop off my hair to pass off as a boy. Stupid thoughts. I think up of the strangest things, I swear.

I wonder if Alice put any clothes in the white princess drawers? From what I've heard and seen, she can't get enough clothes. She wouldn't mind if I borrowed some, right?

Only one way to find out, well technically there's two, but finding out for myself is easier.

Just as I was about to get up, Jake wrapped his bulky arms around me. I rolled my eyes and looked down at my watch. It's 9:45 a.m. I frowned, the day is almost half over.

Really, I wanted to talk to my mom. I wanted to apologize to her.

The day before I got married, I had been seeing Jacob for almost eight months. Six months, earlier he had told me that her was a shapeshifter. A few eeks later, he told me about imprinting and that he imprinted on me. Two months after, he introduced me to his pack. To say the liked me would make me a liar. The next month, I was at an altar in North Dakota. (The pack was from North Dakota, so no Washington, La Push wolfies to come mess with them!)

Only Seth, Embry and Quil liked me, at first. By the time the pack and imprints; Emily, Leah and Kim started to accept me, they were in their 60s. I met their grandchildren and great granchilden, all of them didn't know the secret so they didn't mind me... much.

Seth and Embry are still alive, waiting for their imprints.

My wedding day, March 13, was one of the happiest and saddest days of my life. I knew that my family would be disappointed. I mean they didn't even know Jacob and everytime I came home covered in his scent, they would just cringe.

When I finally introduced the, Jacob was thoroughly shocked. I never really talked about my family. Okay, I didn't even mention them! As far as Jacob knew, I was a nomad.

My mom was pissed when she found out and instead of lashing out on Jacob, like a normal parent would. She yelled at me. I deserved it though. I had lied to everyone I loved,

I sighed, I just hope everything gets settled.

Next thing I know, Jacob sneezes on my face! I screamed, which woke him up. Immedetley he was in a protective crouch in front of the bed, his nostrils flaring.

When he realized there was no danger he pouted at me "Baaabe! There's nothing here! What happened? Are you alright? What hurts? I was having the best dream ever!"

I just glared at him and in a menacing voice said "You sneezed on me! Do you know how nasty that is? Argh! I NEED A SHOWER!"

Knock, knock, knock.

Grumbling under my breath, I opened the door. There stood, Alice. She thrust a towel and clothes at me "Take a shower and get ready! We're going shopping later!" she sang.

"Noooo!" I whined. Shopping sucks. I hate it! Since, I am more of a tomboy this is to be expected.

"Too bad! We're all going! All the boys, except Carlisle and all the girls, except Esme." she retaliated. "Besides, we need to get to know Jacob better, too. Your a cute smelly dog aren't cha?" she made kissy face at him and laughed "I'm kidding! Hurry up, though! Gucci is having a sale!"

Jake and I groaned in unison. I froze she said all the girls... My mom's a girl. Fuck.

Jake and I showered, got dressed and maybe had a quickie, if you know what I mean. As I re-applied my make up and Jacob went downstairs.

Honestly, I am such a coward. He married me and he just has to go downstairs, say Hello, Bella. Long time no see, while I have to have frickin akward moments with her!

Ugh.

Jacob P.O.V.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuuuck! Bella won't kill me right? Damn, I should've waited for her to get her make up on.

My wife, carries makeup in her pockets. She's crazy. And sweet and funny and beautiful and an amazing k- Okay, Jacob! Get it together!

I'm walking down the stairs, slowly. Damnit! My father raised a man, not a boy. I stood up staighter and took two steps at a time.

When I made it downstairs, I cringed. The vampire smell was overwhelming, that's for sure. I noticed Rosalie sitting down on the couch, in front of the flat screen t.v.

She looked... okay. Not great, but not horrible. From what I've seen and heard, she and Emmett were dating.

Rosalie was so sure that he was her mate, I guess not. She'll be happier than she ever was with Emmett, when she finds her true mate.

I'm just glad I've got mine. Nobdoy, not even Bella can stand in my way. I love Giselle more than anyone could even dream of.

"... So akward!" I heard Bella whisper from the kitchen, but since my hearing isn't that hightened, I couldn't hear the rest.

As, I entered the kitchen, I cleared my throat.

Bella and Emmett looked up, surprised.

"Good morning guys." I said, grinning. This will work well in the end for the McCarthy family. I can feel it.

Emmett stood up and gave me a man hug "Wassup, son-in-law." He smirked when I quickly pulled away.

"A lot of drama to come, dear father-in-law." I replied, smirking at him back. He was about to say something else, but Bella's giggles interupted him.

I gave her a small smile and giving her a small hug I said, "Nice to see you again, for the second time Bella." The first time I actually met her was when Giselle introduced us.

She hugged me back "Nice to see you again, too Jacob." she beamed at me.

I sniffed the air, bacon. My eyes widened and my mouth watered "There's bacon here?" I mumbled.

Emmett glared at me and snatched a bowl from the table, guarding it. My eyes zeroed in on the green bowl filled with baconey goodies.

"Go away, dog!" he hissed at me. I pouted and made a puppy dog face, "Pweaasee! Pwease, Mister Emmett! Can I has some food? I'll die!" I said in a baby voice. To back me up was my stomach "Grrrr!"

Bella burst out laughing and demanded "Emmett, give him the bowl! You can go hunt a deer."

Emmett looked at her astonished, "Your taking his side? A guy you've only met twice! I thought you loved me!" He said, dramatically. He was playing, obviously.

He grumbled under his breath, but gave me the bowl.

I gave out a tiny squeak when I saw... That there was only one tiny piece left.

"Oh you guys are cruel!" I growled, playfully.

"No bakey for Jakey!" Bella sang.

They continued laughing together for a few minutes, with me pouting the whole time.

When they finished, Alice struggled to bring a thrashing Giselle into the kitchen "Help me get her to go shopping!" she screamed.

And let the Mother-Daughter akwardness begin!

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So here, here it is!(: