Well... it took me long enough! Updating isn't my thing, I'd rather read *claps* stories! Ain't it funny how I'm an ammeture writer and I have like 8 stories, unfinished? Is there a community were it's purely WOLF business, though? I really want to submit my Wolf stories *inserst gigantic heart for Jacob, Embry, Seth & Paul*?

Also for you long-time Fanfictioners, are you tired of this website yet? Because I always go on here, I'm getting tired of it. Just like with Twilight, which is why I wanted to ask you guys if you've read any good books that don't have anything to do with Twilight? :D

Without further adieu, ahhh I can't spell foreign words..., here is chapter 13 or 14 blah! Whatever just here; the next chapter.

Giselle P.O.V.

Fuck.

Holy fuck.

Is there such a thing as a 'Holy Fuck'? No, I don't think so. I mean a fuck is like well-it's sex right? So holy fuck would be a very holy sex scene. Is there such a thing a a holy act of intimate sex? Married people have a holy fuck...on their wedding day!

Well now, don't I feel very un-smart.

Ugh, well here goes. I'm walking towards the stairs; my mortal enemy. When I was little I would kinda sort of always fall off of them. Even when I was on the last stair, I'd somehow trip and fall, leaving me discouragingly bruised.

My father yelled downstairs in a mushy tone, "Aww, is the puppy angry? Look, Bells! Jakey's an angry puppy dawg!"

I could hear laughing downstairs. I wonder who's there. Oh crap. A hand touched my shoulder and I squealed.

"Giselle, Giselle! Calm down. It's me, you know Alice," the small vampire had an amused expression on her tiny face.

Glowering at her I asked, "What the hell, Alice! I died years ago and I almost died here again!"

She laughed, "Oh my gosh! Dude, that was so funny! Like wow! It's impossible for you to die, hun. Unless you set yourself on fire, but I doubt you'd wanna do that."

"JASPER," I screamed, really I couldn't help myself, "YOUR WIFE WANTS ME TO KILL MYSELF!"

In a flash, he was right there; a camera in his hands. "Okay, Alice tell me when to start shooting," he mumbled.

She giggled and then said, "I could very well say you can start...right now, actually," the idiot did as she said.

The little red light turned on, "So here we have Bella and Emmett's daughter, Giselle. Hey is her last name McCarthy or Black? She's married, so hmm, but that was eon sago, bae your old! So Giselle when are you going to commit suicide? Any moment would be fine with me."

I groaned, "You guys are so annoying! Leave me alone will you? Ugh!"

Alice just perked up a bit more in my face, "Well? I'm getting older here! Are you going to light yourself on fire or what?"

Rolling my eyes, I willed a small spark of flame onto my hand and touched Alice's inky hair. She screamed, "AHHHH! AHHHHH! JAPSER PUT IT OUT! IT BURNS! JASPER! AHHHH!"

I laughed, "Told you to leave me alone." Jasper glared at me as Alice burned. We were just watching her run down the stairs slowly, patting her hair and getting fire onto the rest of her body.

"STOP IT! STOP IT! EMMETT, BELLA, SOMEONE HELP ME!"

Mom and Dad came from the kitchen, Jacob trailing slowly behind. He growled at Alice and ran to my front, guarding my body from her's.

My father covered my mother's tiny form as Jasper ran into the kitchen. I caught my mother's gaze and we giggled in unison. This is the first time we've laughed together in over twent years.

Bella P.O.V.

As my daughter's laughter along with mine rang throughout the room, I could see why Giselle made the illusion on Alice; Alice could be very annoying and absurd at times. Emmett let me look through his thoughts, I used Aro's gift of course, bless his heart for letting me take his talent.

Jasper zoomed past me into the small kitchen that could very well be part of a magazine cover. "Alice, baby! Don't worry it'll be all fine! Just need some water!"

I pulled Emmett into the kitchen, Jacob and Giselle following shortly. Jasper grabbed the spray gun connected to the sink and knocked Alice down on the floor. He sprayed her and in a few seconds she was all wet, no fire on her what-so-ever.

I decided to help Giselle with her little prank and used Heidi's gift; the ability to change appearance. Alice's hair, now looked completely burned and there were several bald spots covering her petite head.

Feeling her head, she screamed, "Mirror, give me a damn mirror!"

Rosalie ran downstairs, looking scared "What's going on? Why was there so much scream- AHHH! ALICE YOUR HAIR!"

"What? What's wrong with my hair? Oh God! What's wrong with my hair? Jasper! What's up with my hair? Does it look okay? It does, right? Someone answer me," she screamed, still feeling her bald-ish head.

A few giggles went around the room, except for Alice and Jasper-they just looked scared. I hadn't noticed, but the Denali's and Edward were watching the scene and laughing, too. Tanya ran to me, pushing Emmett off and hugged me.

Her lemon-almond scent engulfed my nostrils as she thought to me, Your not leaing her like that for long are you? Vampire's can't grow hair or nail and stuff, you know. She'll probably go into shock and a rampage or something.

What? No way! Just a few more hours, we were going to go shopping right? I want to see what she'll do, I thought back to her.

Tanya shook her head, dirty blonde curls bouncing around her pretty face. I just grinned at her, "So is the shopping trip still a go? You'll need a wig or hat, Alice..." Maybe I'm getting a litte bit mean to her.

Alice's face showed mortification, "A-A hat? Do I look that bad? I've got to go check a mirror!" She flashed up the stairs and I'm guessing looked at her reflection because there was loud wail coming from the second floor.

We all waited downstairs, in an akward silence. Irina was fiddling with Laurent's shirt, Edward stared dremibnly at Tanya, who was poking Emmett, which had his arm draped around my shoulder, Kate and Garrett were staring into each other's golden orbs, Jasper sat down on the kitchen counter, Jacob was holding Giselle's hand and Giselle was staring at me with a small smile graced on her lips.

For what seemed like five minutes, Alice finally came downstairs. She was wearing the same clothes, but a new added touch was the beanie and scarf covering her head.

She smiled at everyone and said, "It can be fixed. Lets go," and she bound her way to the garage. Emmett showed me around earlier.

Almost immdetiately, we started talking. In the cars, there was a ton of laughter caused by all the dumb jokes. I was in a dark grey volvo with Tanya, Edward who was driving, Emmett, Alice and Jasper. Alice was sitting on Jasper's lap.

"Which stores are we going to go to?" asked a very guilable Tanya. Really, everytime I've taken her shopping with me, well...

I gasped, "By now you should know we go to each and every store!"

Alice nodded her beanie clad head, "Yes, exactly what I say! I'm even called a shopaholic by my family," she coughed, "Emmett, Edward."

I laughed, "You are too funny, you know Alice we're a lot alike. My family, too. Specially a blonde girl that questions my and her sexuality."

Tanya glared back at me from shotgun, "Shut up, Bella. It's your sexual frustrations that started everything," she exclaimed. The car swerved and Edward let out a small whimper, "Tanya, Emmett. Those were very um heated thoughts, but not while I am driving. PLEASE!"

The two idiots looked to the windows, Tanya didn't seem the least bit embaressed, but Emmett. He had a small twinge of pink on his cheeks.

"Ew." Alice muttered and then wailed, "It's too hard not to imgine it!" Then all of a sudden Jasper grabbed her face adn jerked it towards his. I started feeling, needy.

"Emmett." I whisped, making his head turn towards me. His blue eyes were dark, making them look almost a navy color. I pulled his face towards me and bit his lips. He and I both groaned at the touch of our skin connecting.

The car then stopped on the side of the street, Edward manauvered it to go a bit into the forest. He grabbed Tanya and started making out with her.

Alice, Tany and I, we were all basically dry humping our boy toys.

I bet Alice and Jasper's sex sessions are beast. I shivered at the thought of having sex with Emmett. He grabbed my hips and pulled me onto his lap.

A scream broke loose and there stood; Giselle, looking super discomforted. Jacob was next to her within seconds. Everyone else; Irina, Laurent, Kate and Garrett were all watching the six of us, in shock.

"Hi," I mumbled, burying my head into Emmett's shoulder.

I'm at a dead end, on this story. It's hard trying to come up with what to write!

- Is what I would think the last couple of weeks, but now hopefully I'm back on track with updating.