Well, I'm back for a few... okay so basically I am writing a few chapters, as we speak (8:20 p.m. December 30, 2010), ahead JUST IN CASE I DON'T UPDATE FOR A LONG-ASS TIME! So I'm sorry for being a lazy-butt and not updating,(: Thanks for the school recommendations though, they were greatly appreciated!((:

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Emmett P.O.V.

Edward and I caught up to Irina and Laurent, apparently one of them had a gift and didn't tell us.

Irina duplicated herself and the fake-Irina is hanging out with the chicks, real-Irina is right her, being held down by an very angry Edward.

I had Laurent pinned to a tree, he was glowering at Edward.

"Wait, 'til I tell Bella and Tanya what you boys were up to! Ugh! Let me go, Edward! Laurent! He's raping my arms!" Irina screamed, obviously joking about the rape part.

The dude growled like a ferocious beast who's damsel was in distress, which she was... sorta. I have no idea how, but Laurent threw me into the forest as quick as lighting. Edward was being pinned to the ground, yet again. "Hey Ed! Jazz and I are gonna teach you man-to-man combat tomorrow!"

He glared at me, "Well, you can start by...GETTING LAURENT THE FUCK OFF ME!"

I gave him a confused look, why should I, you nut kicker!

"I'll tell Bella about your fantasies with the two of you and a certain someone!" he snarled back.

Freezing, I shook my head, "She'll kill me! No, c'mon Edward! Don't be that guy! Argh, JASSPERRR!" I screamed. He was by in a flash, and knocked Laurent out with his gift.

I would know because Jazz did that to me a few years ago. I had been whining at him to go hunting with me and he didn't want to! So one day, I finally got so thirsty that I tried to drain Edward. It did not work! And I ended up being super depressed afterwards.

Stupid Jasper. Asshole.

Irina saw that Laurent was writhing on the dirt, looking completely bored if I may add, and she screamed. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? BABE, BABE, BABE!"

You know, me being me, I started laughing. The look on her face was p-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s!

"What Irina, GOSH!" Laurent muttered, just like Napoleon Dynamite. Super laugh attack, landing here!

Jasper was having trouble controlling his face, so was Edward along with Jacob, who recently made an appearance. A moment later, and I learned that without Giselle, this boy was the biggest kill-joy, prick in the whole damn world. "I need my woman," he had muttered pathetically.

We all lost it and in unison, "SHUT UP, JACOB!"

*Kate P.O.V.*

I nudged Irina on the shoulder, "Hey, where did Bella and Giselle go?"

She just stood there. "Irina? Irinaaa? IRINA!" I screamed in her ear, not caring what the shoppers thought.

"Tanya! Something's wrong with Irina!" I squealed, poking Irina's ear and pulling on her tongue.

Tanya was bobbing her head, singing with the song from the radio in the store, very badly I might add. Aren't the voices of vampires, supposed to be not-raspy? I mean seriously, it was like someone was skinning a cat alive and the cat was trying to break free. Poor kitty! It's all cute and defenseless, while that mean animal-hater is just laughing, not even bothering to-

"Push me to the FLOOOORRRRR!" Tanya screamed, getting real into the song.

I covered my ears, as did the other unfortunate people in the small boutique.

"Tanya, shut the fuck up! I'll be deaf by the time we get home!" I hissed, not even trying to be nice about it. Jeeze, there was even a toddler pointing and laughing at her.

"Mommy," the little girl pulled her mother's jeans, "You sing like that pretty blond lady!"

The mother grew red in the face and, I would never be able to do that, smiled at her daughter. "That bad, huh? Maybe I should just not sing around the house anymore?"

Furiously, the little brunette, shook her head, "NO! I like your singing, the lady was too pitchy anyway!"

"Alight, honey! C'mon, lets go. You wanted that doll didn't you?" The mother laughed, hugging her daughter close.

A pondering look came across the toddler and she sang, "I'm naming her Katie! She'll be my twin, 'cause my name is Katie, too!"

I stood there watching, as the mother and daughter chose the doll, piad for her and walked out of the store, giggling like mad.

They were happy. It looked like fun to have a daughter... I know I would love one.

"Kate... Kate... KATE!" Tanya yelled, snapping her fingers in front of my face.

Startled, I gave her a curious gaze, "What?"

She laughed and hugged me, "Wow, Katie! Your distracted so easily. I mean, I know people like us are distracted easily, but still!"

I smiled softly and then zeroed in on Giselle and Bella walking into the store, looking very guilty I might add. Once they got close, I wailed, "Irina's not moving! I did everything, I even thought about touching her crotch? But then, decided it was rated R, even for me..."

Bella smiled and then touched Irina, she growled and told us out loud, "She duplicated herself to get out of this! Where the fuck are Alice and Rosalie?"

Tanya and I shrugged, after giving each other large smiles. "They left to go into some store called Wet Seal. I think it's one of those cheap-ish places? I'm not sure?" Tanya grinned.

Giselle rolled her eyes, too, but she was laughing a little. I smiled at her, she caught my gaze and smiled back timidly. "Can we leave, now? I want to see Jacob," she muttered, her foot scraping the waxed floor soundlessly.

I nodded, feeling a little sad myself, Garrett and I need to get re-acquainted soon. I missed him.

"We need to find Rosalie and Alice, though?" Bella said, looking tired. Her eyes were a bit watery and puffy. I'll have to ask her later, or maybe after Tanya talks to her.

"We're right here!" Alice squealed, running her hands nervously down her slick new black hair. It looked very nice with her, it made her features seem more elfin-like and it suited her perfectly.

"You look good, Alice," Tanya giggled, probably thinking about Bella's prank. It was a mean prank, but it was still funny. Rosalie was just standing there, looking kind of embarrassed.

"Everything okay, Rosalie?" I asked, feeling genuinely concerned for her.

She was fidgeting under my gaze and finally sighed and mumbled, "Ah, Ehem... An old friend of mine just texted me and he wants to see me."

I raised my eyebrows at her, "Who? Oh- I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry..."

She shook her head and dreamily said, "His name is Alec and he's a vegetarian, too..."

"Volturi! Alec Volturi!" Bella blurted, and then blushed, "It's that Alec, isn't it?" Oh crap, really? Alec Volturi? I swear, last time I talked to him, I would have killed him. Annoying asshole.

Rosalie gave her a fond grin and replied, "The very same. I know, I know. Gasp, a Volturi member, blah, blah, blah. Not to be trusted, blah."

Bells shook her head and said, "No, I like Alec very much. He's a nice man, his sister isn't half as bad, either." Sure, Bella, sure. Not when he's pranking you all the time when I was about to have sex! I feel lonely without my sister, yeah sure! He and Garrett might have bonded through pranking me, but ugh... Boys.

The whole car ride, was Bella and Rosalie bonding, while Giselle and I spoke to each other and Alice talking with Tanya.

Irina, well since she was a fake, we put her in the Men's Restroom and whatever happens to her in there, happens.

*Irina P.O.V.*

"JASPER! STOP THAT!" I sobbed, feeling apathetic.

Emmett laughed louder and punched Laurent on the knee, "No, don't stop, Jazz! This is the funniest shit I've ever seen this week!"

"Hey damn, Emmett! You know, your a very good looking guy! If I wasn't with Irina and I played for the other team, you and I could've..." Laurent said suggestively and dry humped the air.

I wanted to laughed so bad! Stupid Jasper and his emotions, "EMMETT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICK! I HATE YOU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL WISH TO HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!" I screamed.

Idiot. Why the fuck was he even born? Ugh, he should've died back in the dumb-ass 1800's. Stupid Confederate, Union, whatever the fuck kind of soldier he was.

I growled at him, he snapped his teeth right back at me. That just got me even more mad.

"Irina! Make them stop," Laurent begged. He was in fetal position and was mumbling weird things to himself.

"I'm-Sorry-Honey," I started, feeling so energized, "This-Is-So-Cool! Jasper-Why-Are-You-Such-An-Asshole? Ooh! We-Should-Make-Cookies-Later! I rushed out, jumping slightly.

Garrett boomed loudly, "BAHAHA! DUDE, JASPER I THINK I MIGHT LOVE YOU FOR THIS!" He fist-bumped with Emmett, Jasper and Edward.

Another couple minutes of emotional torture and then loud, feminine, angered screams echoed throughout the forset.

"EMMETT MCCARTTY!"

"EDWARD MASEN!"

"JASPER WHITLOCK WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!"

"GARRETT MCCARTTY!"

Blehh, I am SO angry at myself. Seriously, sorry & I just feel so weird to even go on FanFiction now, except to read some stories? Please, give me some ideas! I am begging!

I'm surprised if you guys will even bother reading this /:

Oh & Just So You Guys Know & Are Prepared, This Story Will Have Probably Around 30-35 Chapter, So I'm Barely Getting Started, Lol?(: