Eww, seventeen or eighteen days since, I last updated... I think? Gross! I am sorry & blah, blah, blah... You guys know the drill already:D

It won't be any Bella P.O.V. for a while... I have to get you guys introduced to Ethan & the Volturi...?((: Enjoy... Unless you hate Volturie, then STFU & STILL READ THIS CHAPTER! Pleeeaaaasseeee?:D

& I'm sincerely sorry for the shortness.

Alec P.O.V

Looking down at my guns (the muscles you perves!), covered by cloth... I felt so naked! "Ugh, I feel like an idiot! Ethan!"

He looked at me and grinned, "I dress like that and your sister thinks I look incredibly sexy, which is true you know!" Ethan pointed to his rags. Why do guys even wear skinny jeans? It's just not right. They should all be burned.

Ethan was wearing a fucking white t shirt, under a plaid dark blue flannel. Ethan dressed me just like him, too.

I was wearing skinny jeans, which probably made my butt flat, a stupid white t shirt that was too tight and a red flannel, instead of blue like him.

We were both wearing vans, too. His blue, mine red.

I feel like a douche bag.

Frowning, I asked, "Doesn't Jane choose what you wear when she's here?"

Growling, he grumbled, "Sometimes..."

I lifted my eyebrow, "Only sometimes?"

"OKAY! OKAY! JUST STOP IT WITH THAT BUSHY EYEBROW! IT'S CREEPY!" He yelled and then sighed, "Jane dresses me everyday. There you happy, now?"

Nodding, I grinned, "Very much so, thanks for asking, bro!"

Faintly, I heard him mutter, "Your an asshole, Alec."

"Gee, thanks so much, Ethan!" I squealed, sarcastically. To add more of an effect, I wrapped my arms around his neck and gave him a totally unmanly kiss on the cheek... Err, well I was going to.

He turned his face towards me, just as my lips were about to touch his cheek. A loud muah was heard from the rubbing of my lips together and immediately, he threw me off.

"EEEWWWW! EEWWWW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, ALEC? OH MY GOD! ARO'S GOING TO TELL EVERYONE WE'RE GAY! WHY DID YOU KISS ME? I KNOW I'M HOT AND ALL, BUT JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL?" He was frantically, rubbing his mouth with his sleeve and I was doing the same.

"YOU MOVED YOUR FACE, IDIOT! YOU WANTED TO KISS ME! PERVERT! PERVERT!" I screamed, which was somewhat muffled by my shirt.

I noticed very dark red hair in the corner, shaking. Victoria.

Gasping, I pointed a finer at her, "Not a word to my sister," I growled, rubbing my lips.

She giggled, "Well, that depends..."

"On?" Ethan replied, looking intently into her eyes. Creep. How the fuck did I ever let him get with my sister?

He fucked her, like a thousand times before they were even married... I ripped his dick off once I found out. It was disgusting! The nasty little thing was squirming around everywhere and I have no idea how, but it tried to go inside my mouth.

Really, I swear the thing was purple... Just ugh. Why am I thinking about things? The image of his friend won't go away now!
LEAVE ME ALONE, BABY DICK! LEAVE ME ALONE!

"Alec?"

I turned quickly and faced Victoria, "What?"

She gave me a confused look, "What were you thinking about? You looked ready to puke!"

Rapidly, I shook my head and muttered, "Nothing... Ah, I'm just gonna go see what Felix is doing... Bye!"

"WE HAVE MORE PRACTICE TOMORROW, ALEC! DON'T BE LATE!" Ethan yelled. I just rolled my eyes, like I want to do this again!

Ethan P.O.V.

"Again?" questioned Victoria.

"Yeah, again! He didn't get it right this time! We're going to practice until he is perfect!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands up for emphasis.

She shook her head, "When are you going to tell Jane?"

Huh? "Tell her what?" I asked. This woman never makes sense, I tell you! She's always sneaking about, too. Like a crazy little stalker woman. Even if she did partically, raise me... She's still very strange. I wonder what Bella's doing right now? I should give her a call... I miss her, no Be manly Ethan! Be manly!

JANE MISSES HER, NOT ME! I AM A STRONG MAN. I DO NOT MISS SISTERS, WHO ACTED LIKE MOMS!

When Victoria was in mid-sentence, I wailed, "I miss Bellaa!"

"Oh, well then lets go visit her! She told me she found Emmett already, by the way. He's a vampire, who's really hot and strong and the best guy in the world, but they haven't had sex yet," she said, sarcasm well-in her voice.

I couldn't help it, a small growl rumbled in my chest.

Victoria laughed, "Ethan! She's going to have sex sometime in eternity! The first time she did, you weren't even born yet, bucko!"

Grumbling, I replied, "He wants to stick his wiener in my sister! Who wouldn't be mad at that? GOSH!" I huffed and stood up, "I'm going to pack."

"Are you even going to ask Jane if she wants to go?"

Shaking my head, I confidently answered, "Hell no! She's going whether she wants to or not! I am the male in the relationship and the male wants to see his sibling, so the female, has to go, to. I can handle anything and Jane is no exception!"

"Is that so?" A delicate voice, said from behind me. I froze, I was so close to the door... Dammit! Why didn't I run out of here? Did I really have to walk. Oh my God! Victoria set me up!

"Uhm, no honey," I zoomed to her and picked her up bridal style. She laughed, and then thumped me on the back of the head. "Babyyyy," I whined, rubbing where she hit me.

She glared at me, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the male could handle anything!"

I swallowed the venom that had started welling in my mouth and somewhat, shakily told her, "I was joking! You know I can't make a decision without you."

Jane jumped out of my arms and slapped the back of my head, again. "Oww!"

"Shut up. We're not going to see Bella today," she hissed.

Nodding my head repetitively, I said, "Yes, dear. My lovely Jane. My beautiful wife, Jane! The future mother of my children, once we visit that woman who can get you pregnant, Jane!"

Her eyes darkened less, "We're going to ask Bells if we can visit, if she says no, then we're not going. Now come on, your giving me a bubble bath."

I kissed her cheek, "She'll say yes, I know it."

After a moment of silence, she replied, "Why? Because the male said so?"

Okay! So this isn't bad, but this isn't good. It's in between, Hahaha. So yeah, the next update will hopefully be by the middle of next week, because the scholarship thing for high school is getting really competitive and I recently took my test and have not received any feedback as to what my scores might be and if I got referred to any schools. I'm pretty depressed, right now.