So in my absence, I lost a leg, an ear and my nose. . . Just kidding, I've been soooo lazy! I mean I literally haven't even been on Fanfiction for maybe a couple months? 0-0

Remember, I've got no Beta & I'm okay with that, hahaha (;

LEAH P.O.V.

"Leah," Mom croaked from over the counter, "Have you seen Seth?" She got sick last week and honestly, I think I infected her with my germs.

"No. Maybe he's getting a job, as we speak?"

Oh jeeze. I'm bullshitting this conversation and I think she knows it. I have no idea where my big brother is and I know I shouldn't be covering for him, but he's always so nice to me when he comes back.

"Actually," Dad said, "I know where he is and Lee..."

Without blinking at him, I answered in an innocent tone, "Yeaaaah, Dad?"

"Where are you going dressed like that?"

My outfit wasn't bad. I'm wearing my coral pink bikini, gold flip flops and a white, see-through maxi dress. The sun was out and I wanted to enjoy it, even if it was only for a few hours.

I grinned at him, "I'm going to the bonfire, you know... With Jared Pelletier?"

"You're too exposed, my little wolf." He stated, narrowing his eyes, "Please go put on a sweater or maybe some jeans and one of my t-shirts?"

"I bet you didn't mind when Mom used to dress like this in the 70s" I laughed, smiling hugely at him, "Since I love you so much, Daddy, I'll go get my jean jacket?"

"Go put on a raincoat that reaches your knees, yeah?" He muttered, hugging my mother from behind.

"Harry! Let her wear what she wants. My dad hated when I went out with bikinis and whatever I put on to cover myself, eventually came off whenever was out with you..." She started giggled and elbowed his stomach.

He boomed a laugh, "Your dad hated me!"

"But I love you," she mumbled and kissed his jaw.

Oh jeeze. They're going to make out in like thirty seconds.

I slipped out of there, but not quick enough to miss the sound of heavy breathing and lips smacking. I grimaced and stomped up stairs, making sure they'd hear me. "EWWW!"

*About An Hour Later*

Seth just burst into my room... And now, he's glared at me, "Dad said you have a date?"

"Ah-huh." I murmured, putting on some lip gloss.

He leaned on the door frame, "With who?"

"Jared." Frowning, I spritzed a bit of hairspray on a little strand that wouldn't... Tame itself.

My big brother groaned, "Why are you going out with my friends, Leah? Can't you date your own?"

"I could," I opened a piece of gum and popped it in my mouth, "But that would make me a lesbian and I want kids from a penis."

"LEAH! YOUR DATE IS HERE!" We heard Dad's yell pulse throughout the house.

Seth laughed, "This is so funny!"

I gave him a weird look, "What's funny?"

He immediately shut up, "I just remembered something that happened last night."

We made our way downstairs and I asked, "Something funny that happened last night? What was it?"

"Oh, uhh, you had to be there. Sorry sis, gotta go eat."

I stared at him for a few seconds before greeting Jared. "Hey," I hugged him.

"Hi Leah, ready to go?" He smiled, not seeming to be at all bothered by the sight of my dad.

I hugged my dad goodbye and we were out the door.

Jared's a funny guy, I'm glad to say. He kept me laughing the whole way down to the beach.

"Your kidding!" I giggled, clutching onto his arm as he told me what happened to him when he was younger.

He chuckled, "I'm serious! Paul, Sam, Jacob and your brother all drank my pee!"

Apparently, Jared has a real small bladder and peed into the only tin water bottle he and his then, 8-year old friends brought to a camping trip.

"Why didn't you pee on a tree?"

"I thought you couldn't," he groaned, "I would pee on the plants at home and my mom would tell me that if I peed on any more ever again that little, green elves would kidnap and urinate on me as revenge."

My laugh could be heard from miles away, I'm sure. "No way! Your mom is too nice to ever say that!"

"She's nice to anyone who isn't me," he muttered jokingly.

"Ooh, I love sunny days!" I squealed, "Everything looks so pretty, specially the beach."

Jared looked around, "Yeah, it is. Hey Leah?"

I looked up at him, "Yes?"

"You don't like like me, right?" he asked, looking straight ahead into the forest.

"Honestly?"

"Yup."

I sighed, "Not really. I think I could, but not one hundred percent." I paused, "Come to think of it, I've never truly liked a guy...ever."

He let out a deep breath and blurted out a slew of words, "Phew! I'm not offended at all, Leah, if that's what you're thinking. I'm relieved, actually. You see, I think I like your fiend, well ex-friend, I guess. You don't seem to like her much anymore."

I grinned, "Really, who? Emily or is it Rachel?"

"The one who looked really pissed and almost attacked you in the parking lot at school."

"Her? You can't be serious! You like Kim?" I hissed, caught off guard.

He looked at me wide-eyed, "Yes. Are you mad about that or something?"

I furrowed my eyebrows, "No, but your so nice and she's all... Mean, now. Jazzy never lies and Kim was acting like a Grade A Bully."

Jared looked away, "It's weird... Don't tell anyone, but yesterday I was planning to tell you 'I have a crush on Jasmine'," he groaned, "And all of a sudden, it went away."

Nodding with my eyes closed, I replied, "She seems more like the ideal girl for you. But the heart wants, what the heart wants," I sighed, "I guess your's changed its mind."

"So tell me what you know about her." Jared smiled.

I couldn't help, but to smile back and told him as much as I knew about Kim, the old and new her.

KIM P.O.V.

I hate patrolling. Emily groaned.

We're doing this for our families, Rachel chided, I'd rather have them safe than vulnerable to vampires.

My inner wolf snorted, The only reason we're doing this is because everyone is so damn worried about Leah's stupid safety. I know she's going to be the ''Alpha's'' imprint, but why do we have to be the ones to deal with her beforehand?

At least, you don't have to worry about Jared falling in love with her anymore, Emily said softly, She's still my cousin and I love her, just like you two still do. Why are you being so bitchy to her, Kim?

I'm not saying I hate her! I just... She's so lucky! If she doesn't want to accept the imprint, she'll be able to get out of here. Remember when we used to talk about moving to Los Angeles? We had hopes and dreams and I don't want to let go of them because my temper gets so bad I explode in a dog, I growled, I wanted to have kids with Jared, yeah, but not if it meant I'd be stuck in La Push forever!

We were all silent, letting my mini-rant/speech settle in.

We can't leave? Rachel asked, sounding appalled.

Disgusted, I hissed, We're bound to protect La Push until A. The vampires leave or B. Our kids take over or C. We die.

This is one of my 'Crap Chapters'... SORRY! D: But the weekend is here & I've got nothing to do tomorrow -.- PLUS, when you don't check up on your Document Manager thing to check up on your work, guess what?

IT GETS DELETED! D: I'm SO fucking mad! Anyways, talk to you guys later :/