Dust Bunny Assassins
A/n: this is a crack/serious fanfiction written by smilycat and redraven1888, sorry for any characters that are ooc
WARNING: cussing and maybe some awkward moments ahead!
*PROLOUGH* MYA'S P.O.V
I lay on my bed contemplating what to do. An idea pops into my head 'ill invite my psyche ginger friend over!' thirty minutes later I hear a knock on my door. I go to open it but stop and look in the mirror. I look at my reflection I have long brown curly hair, dark brown eyes, long lashes and my 'light chocolate skin tone' (as Piper describes it). I continue my walk toward the door and stop as Piper kicks my door in. "WHATS UP SHANAYNAY~!" Piper yells enthusiastically. "Just because I'm black/white doesn't me that my name is ghetto." I say crossing my arms. "Well then I love you to…so where's the food?" Piper says looking around my living room. I sigh and point toward the kitchen. She then rushes off to steal and eat my food. I look around my apartment to my colorful living room and the open space where the dining room, kitchen and Pipers stripping pole is located. "There's no need to ask, you basically live here." I mutter. "OF COURSE MYA-CHANS APARTMENT IS AWESOME~!" she screams from the kitchen. I sit on the couch bored out of my mind. "MYAAAA-CHAAAN~!" Piper yells, tackling me off the couch. "WTF DO YOU WANT?!" I yell, pushing the crazy ginger off of me. "I'm booored…..so let's write a fanfic~!" Piper whispers to me while wiggling her eyebrows. I sigh and get up to get my computer. I come back to see her already sitting on the couch. She pats the spot to her left. I sigh for the thousandth time tonight. She starts rocking back and forth as I sit next to her. I sweat drop and hear her muttering our song 'bullet by Hollywood undead' furiously. "So….wh-" I'm cut off by Piper yelling "KUROSHITSUJI!" she screams. So I start to write.
*5 HOUR TIME SKIP* BROUGHT TO YOU BY GRIMMKITTY~
I look over at the clock it read 12:00am I groan and turn to Piper who is asleep muttering beside me. I hear an incoherent whisper and it brings a chill down my spine and raises the hairs on my neck. I shake Piper furiously to wake her up. "wha-" she starts but I cover her mouth with my hand. I look around the room. My eyes land on a black substance seeping from underneath the front door. It creeps toward us slowly but we can't move because we are too terrified. The substance suddenly takes the shape of a man. Piper clutched me tighter as the man stalked toward us. I get up and go into my fighting stance Piper getting up as well seeming to have gotten over her fear. "Who the hell are you?!" I yell angrily. "I am he with no name. The one that haunts your dreams. I AM…SIR OPHILIOUS!" he screams. "SO WHY THE FUCK IS YOU IN MYA-CHANS HOUSE BITCH" Piper yells. He laughs and takes another step toward us. I gasp as I am pulled toward him by some force. I struggle fruitlessly and hear Piper scream before everything goes black.