8: 53 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Going out with Valkyrie Cain tonight (Unfortunately, assorted evildoers reading this, we are not coming to punch you in the face. That will wait for another time. Until then, quake in your boots with the abject terror of beatings to come) to Butter - the restaurant, not the spread. Ghastly Bespoke and Tanith Low will also be in attendance, which can only lead to much diasaster and hilarity.

Tanith Low posted on Valkyrie Cain's Wall

10: 22 pm Tanith Low: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE SHAGGING SKULDUGGERY IN THE BATHROOMS JUST AS I ENTER!

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10: 26 pm Valkyrie Cain: Well, I didn't know you were going to walk in on us :/

10: 29 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Is there nowhere safe from you and Skulduggery's rampant lovemaking?

10: 31 pm Caelan Shadows: I could show you how to be loved in a physical way so much better than him, my Brightly Burning Flame.

10: 33 pm Fletcher Renn: I think that was Caelan's way of saying 'Let's get naked and sexy'

10: 31 pm Valkyrie Cain: Just leave, mothersucker.

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10: 33 pm Tanith Low: Nice one, Val :)

10: 33 pm Valkyrie Cain: It'll only scare him off for a short while. Once, he popped up in the backseat of the Bentley and tried to serenade me before Skulduggery kicked him out.

10: 34 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: It's true.

10: 35 pm Tanith Low: O_O

10: 36 pm Skulduggery Pleasant I declare Valkyrie Cain and myself the most attractive couple in the Sanctuary (and much of Dublin.)

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10: 36 pm Tanith Low: You'll never beat me and Ghastly's record. Rumour has it we had a quickie in Guild's office when he was getting something out his cupboard.

10: 37 pm Valkyrie Cain: HA! Skulduggery and I can beat that, no problem ;)

10: 39 pm Tanith Low: Bring it!

10: 39 pm Valkyrie Cain: Oh, we will.

10: 41 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant

We have to win this bet! You, me, Ghastly's van, ten minutes. Let's bring the battle to their territory

10: 44 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Valkyrie Cain

Well, I wouldn't want to deny you the pleasure of my company. I know what the sight of these perfect cheekbones must do to you.

10: 44 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Skulduggery Pleasant

Just shut up and start taking off your suit.

10: 47 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Ghastly Bespoke

Don't go into your garage for the next hour. Valkyrie is being VERY demanding.

10: 44 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Skulduggery Pleasant

Go for it! (But don't tell Tanith I let you hook up. She's getting really worked up about this competition, not that I'm complaining. She can be VERY good when she wants to be.)

11: 08 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Ghastly Bespoke

I told you to stay away! Betrayal of the worse kind from someone I trusted so much! From now on, I'm stiching my shirts myself.

11: 11 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Skulduggery Pleasant

Sorry! Tanith sent me a message just after you did asking me to meet up there.

(And we all know that you stiching your shirts isn't going to happen - I'll not remind you of the time you got your hand stuck in my sewing machine.)

11: 12 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Ghastly Bespoke

Aplogy accepted, but I'm getting your van for the next week.

(I didn't get it stuck, I was testing to see if you knew how to remove items caught in it. Well done! You passed that test. Though you almost cracked the bone taking my hand out of it, and for that I deducted points.)

11: 13 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Skulduggery Pleasant

Don't get too hot and heavy, I just re-upholstered the seats to match my loafers.

(And if you want to say it was 'a test' then sure, play it like that.)

11: 13 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Ghastly Bespoke

Fine, we won't get to racy. Get it? GET IT? XD

11: 14 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Skulduggery Pleasant

I swear, sometimes you are such an idiot.

11: 35 pm Fletcher Renn I get home from Toymaster and everyone's in a shagathon! What's happening?

11: 43 pm Valkyrie Cain: Don't worry Fletcher, you'll get to first base someday. Have faith!

11: 45 pm Fletcher Renn: If you ever get bored of Skulduggery, you know where to call for a bit of vanilla smoothie ;)

11: 46 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: And if you ever hit on my girlfriend again, you'll know where to call for the medical treatment. It's 999, in case you have trouble remembering number trios.

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11: 47 pm Anton Shudder: OWNAGE.

11: 49 pm Fletcher Renn: At least I'm not the same weight as a Britain's Next Top Model contestant

11: 50 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: At least my hair isn't going to look like the flatlands of Texas

11: 52 pm Anton Shudder: Oooooooh burn

11: 56 pm Billy Ray Sanguine: Did someone say somethin' bout my homestate?

11: 58 pm Skulduggery Razorhazer Pleasant: Check my name.

11: 59 pm Anton Shudder: Skul is just an unstoppable force of awesome tonight.

10: 19 am Anton Shudder I want my boys round at the hotel tonight, we're having a Greek v. Romans Xbox throwdown!

Anton Shudder, Skulduggery Pleasant, Fletcher Renn, Ghastly Bespoke, Erskine Ravel, Veevee Scapegrace, Thrasher Scapegraceswoon, Leo DiCaprio and Finbar Wrong are attending the thirty-second Xbox Night At Shudder's, on the 8th of February 2011 at eight pm.

9: 26 pm Skulduggery Pleasant This. Is. SPARTAAAA!

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9: 34 pm Tanith Low: Well, aren't you guys cool.

9: 35 pm Fletcher Renn: Piss off, ya Persian!

Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain, Tariana Grace, Clarabelle Beam, Reia Kellyn, Amara Calla and China Sorrows are attending Girl's Night At Tanith's, on the 9th of February 2011 at six thirty pm.

10: 03 pm Fletcher Renn: A girl's sleepover? Nightdresses? Catfights? Popcorn? Possible girl-on-girl action?

10: 07 pm Anton Shudder: Man, we gotta film this! ;)