Purebloody Rose - I know it's horribly inconsistent, but I thought it worked plotwise. But well done for noticing!
3: 04 pm Fletcher Renn is having a chick flick movie night and eating too much pizza, I need some company :(
3: 06 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Still hung up over Valkyrie?
3: 07 pm Fletcher Renn: Yeah :(
3: 08 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Me and Skulduggery could come over, but I doubt he's the person you really want in a time of emotional turmoil.
3: 09 pm Fletcher Renn: Thanks :)
3: 49 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Just got kicked out of Fletcher Renn's hotel room with Ghastly Bespoke because we ate all his ice cream. Well, Ghastly ate the ice cream and I laughed at how flat his hair was.
Anton Shudder likes this
3: 52 pm Ghastly Bespoke posted on Valkyrie Cain's Wall
Look Valkyrie, I know you're upset about Fletcher, and he pulled a very bad boyfriend move, but please, forgive him. He's even writing goddamn poetry. The boy's got it bad.
Tanith Low, Veevee Scapegrace, Thrasher Scapegraceswoon and thirteen others like this
3: 56 pm Valkyrie Cain: I'm not getting back with him, no matter what happens. He was just the ultimate prat. Thanks for trying, but it's not going to happen.
3: 59 pm Fletcher Renn: Well sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the water, and I think of all the things
Of what you're doing, and in my head I paint a picture
Since I've come home, well my hair it's been a mess, and I miss your long black hair and the way you like to dress
Oh won't you come on over, stop making a fool out of me, why don't you come on over VALKYRIE!
Veevee Scapegrace, Erskine Ravel, Clarabelle Beam and nine others like this
4: 02 pm Valkyrie Cain: You've just replaced the lyrics of a song with your own. Not cool.
4: 05 pm Fletcher Renn: Alright, another one! My emotions overflow like a waterfall into a pool of Fletchy goodness.
4: 07 pm Fletcher Renn: You're tall and fun and pretty, you're really really slimmy, Vallie, I'm the Mickey to your Minnie, you're the Tigger to my Winnie, Vallie, wanna take you to the city, wanna take you out to dinny, Vallie, you're cuter than a guinea pig, wanna take you up to Winnipeg THAT'S IN CANADA!
4: 08 pm Valkyrie Cain: It doesn't rhyme. And the amount of childhood fictional animals you referenced is really strange.
4: 14 pm Fletcher Renn: A HAIKU!
To hold you again
Is just my life's greatest dream
Sex with you is great.
4: 17 pm China Sorrows: I want to scratch my eyes out. I'm not being mean, I'm being truthful.
4: 22 pm Valkyrie Cain: 'Sex with you is great'? Honestly? You really know how to dish out compliments.
4: 28 pm Fletcher Renn: Your hair's really shiny like a mirror
It makes me wonder if I can get any thinner
Really smart and your hair is dark
Funny to tickle like when I skinny dip in the park
Lips are red
And you're really good in bed
You're even better than ben and jerry's
You smell fruity like berries
I want you back
'Cause I'm sad
And horny
And alone
And I love you
Like Kanga and Roo
(They're kangaroos)
4: 32 pm Valkyrie Cain: Well...that was inventive, to say the least.
4: 34 pm Fletcher Renn: I'll prove to you I'm worth taking back! Just wait!
Fletcher Renn is offline
4: 44 pm Tanith Low The poems were weird, but I wait with bated breath online alongside the magical community (that are bored or have nothing better to do) - will Fletchyrie get back together?
4: 45 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I've got bets on an an emphatic no.
4: 47 pm Ghastly Bespoke: I'm saying yes. There's always hope :)
4: 49 pm Anton Shudder: I have bets on he tries to propose with a haribo ring, but she beats him up, flees the country with Dusk and Fletcher goes mad and teleports to Tibet to live as a monk
4: 51 pm Leo DiCaprio: I'm with Anton
4: 53 pm China Sorrows: Unfortunately, so am I.
4: 54 pm Erskine Ravel: Same.
5: 22 pm Valkyrie Cain And Fletchyrie lives on! You can all end your gossiping ;)
Valkyrie Cain is in a relationship with Fletcher Renn
Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and one hundred and eighty-two others like this
5: 23 pm Tanith Low: What happened? DETAILS.
5: 25 pm Valkyrie Cain: Well I left my house and was walking down the street, but I saw a big plume of smoke coming from the park. I went to see what it was about - it could have been Sanguine or Dusk or whoever in the area - and it turns out Fletcher had spelt all his hair gel bottles out to say 'I LOVE YOU' then set them on fire to get my attention!
5: 27 pm Tanith Low: Aw :} That's so sweet!
5: 28 pm Valkyrie Cain: I know! It even makes up for the awful poems. :)
5: 29 pm Fletcher Renn: Come on! They weren't THAT bad!
5: 32 pm Tanith Low: They were, Fletch. They really, really were.
Tanith Low has created the page 'Fletchyrie'
Valkyrie Cain, Fletcher Renn, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and one hundred and eleven others like the page 'Fletchyrie'
5: 46 pm Fletcher Renn: Dinner with my beautiful, amazing girlfriend tonight!
Valkyrie Cain likes this
5: 48 pm Anton Shudder: Dude, you're whipped.
5: 51 pm Fletcher Renn: Tonight I so will be! ;)
Anton Shudder has created the page 'That awkward moment when half of Dublin turns up to see Fletchyrie's sexy date'
Erskine Ravel, Leo DiCaprio, Veevee Scapegrace and six hundred and ninety-three others like the page 'That awkward moment when half of Dublin turns up to see Fletchyrie's sexy date'
5: 58 pm Tanith Low: And as soon as he said 'Fletchyrie's sexy date' there was an almighty gang bang.
Fletcher Renn likes this