So, with everyone's votes tallied up, most people wanted Valduggery for SkulBook, which I'm writing in from this chapter onwards. Sorry for all those that wanted Fletcher and Valkyrie together in this story!

This chapter is dedicated to Rubaline Shadows, who told me I should write a ghetto-ish one.

2: 36 pm Valkyrie Cain Why do all the guys think they're from the ghetto?

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2: 39 pm Fletcher Renn: Cuz we are from the ghetto, maaan!

2: 41 pm Valkyrie Cain: *infinite sighs*

2: 45 pm Skully P: C'mon Val, yo' know yo' love it!

2: 46 pm Valkyrie Cain: Please shut up.

2: 48 pm Skully P: Don't go hatin' on me, baby!

2: 49 pm Valkyrie Cain: You're white, Skulduggery, no matter how hard you want to sound like you're the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

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2: 51 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

2: 56 pm Skully P: ANYWAYS, I thought you dug the swagga!

2: 58 pm Valkyrie Cain: Don't make this any worse, or I will finish the job Serpine started -.-

2: 59 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

3: 02pm Skully P: Baby, yo' just sayin' that!

Valkyrie Cain is single

Skully P is single

3: 05 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

3: 07 pm Skully P: You're facebook breaking up with me? Yo' don't really mean that!

3: 08 pm Fletcher Renn: You know I'm always here for you if you ever need anytin', Val ;)

3: 10 pm Skully P: I ain't no bitch!

3: 12 pm Fletcher Renn: I was talking to Valkyrie, yo.

3: 13 pm Skully P: Ah

3: 14 pm Skully P: Wait a mo, yo' stay away from my girl!

3: 16 pm Valkyrie Cain: Skulduggery, I don't know if this will get through the weird ghetto phase that has come over you, but I am extremely annoyed with you right now.

3: 17 pm Skully P: I don' understand...

3: 19 pm Valkyrie Cain: Let's just say...I don' think yo' ready fo' this jelly.

3: 20 pm Skully P: No, babeh!

3: 22 pm Valkyrie Cain: Fletcher, let's go out and have some fun.

3: 25 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

Valkyrie Cain is offline

3: 27 pm Fletcher Renn: Boom chicka wa!

Fletcher Renn is offline

3: 30 pm Skully P: I'm be goin' to rumble with Fletchy Fletch, and gettin' my girl back!

3: 33 pm Erskine Ravel: Bros before ho's man, BROS BEFORE HO'S!

3: 35 pm Skully P: Yeah man, me and Fletcher be tight, but you know what Valkyrie is to me!

3: 35 pm Erskine Ravel: Alright man, I'mma be fist pumping fo' yo'!

4: 16 pm Skully P: Oh YUSSSS!

Valkyrie Cain is in a relationship with Skully P

4: 18 pm Finbar Wrong: Hells to the yeah!

4: 26 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Valkyrie Cain

So how did you get back together this time?

4: 30 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Tanith Low

He met me and Fletcher and did some rapping and stuff about how cool I was and got into a yo' mamma fight with Fletcher :L

4: 32 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Valkyrie Cain

And you stopped being pissed off with him?

4: 32 pm PM message: Valkyrie Cain to Tanith Low

Yep! :) He said I was the coolest girl west of Brooklyn. Which didn't make much sense, but it sounded nice.

4: 35 pm PM message: Tanith Low to Valkyrie Cain

Fair enough.

5: 53 pm Anton Shudder: So man, how'd you get her back?

5: 55 pm Skully P: Lemme put it in away you and mah brothers will understand...

5: 59 pm Skully P: So I was fightin' for this hot chick on the streets in a yo' mamma war and I was like, You mamma's so big, last time she saw 90210 it was on the scales! And he was like, Oh NUH-UH son, yo' did not jus' diss 90210!

6: 01 pm Finbar Wrong: Word. Who got teh ass-kickin'?

6: 03 pm Skully P: Fletchy. But it was close because apparantley I was 'too skinny'.

6: 05 pm Erskine Ravel: Yo' are kind of skinny, diggidog

6: 08 pm Skully P: Did yo' just go there? OH HELL NAW!

6: 09 pm Erskine Ravel: Bring it, slim jim!

6: 10 pm Skully P: I'm gonna take it homeboy!

6: 12 pm Fletcher Renn: Woahhhhhh woahhhh woahhhh what the hell is happenin'?

6: 12 pm Skully P: 'Skiney was all like, you be skinny!

6: 14 pm Erskine Ravel: Sit you'self down!

6: 14 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

6: 15 pm Skully P: I am down brother!

6: 16 pm Finbar Wrong: This is practically a full-on gang war, man!

6: 17 pm Erskine Ravel: Hell to the yeah it is!

6: 20 pm Erskine Ravel: Aw no yo' di'int

6: 20 pm Skully P: Aw yes I di-id

6: 21 pm Erskine Ravel: Aw no yo' di'int

6: 21 pm Skully P: Aw yes I di-id

6: 21 pm Erskine Ravel: OH NU-UH

6: 22 pm Skully P: OH UH-HUH

6: 23 pm Lord Vile: Ah Skulduggery, hated by all your friends. What an easy target you are now.

6: 24 pm Erskine Ravel: I ain't that mad! I just called him skinny, yo!

6: 24 pm Skully P: Vile, you better get your ass back outta my turf or I will allow you to meet my two friends, Mrs. Fist and Pain

6: 28 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

6: 29 pm Lord Vile: That is it. I am going to WHUP YOU.

6: 30 pm Erskine Ravel: Vile, yo' just not big and bad, your nothin' like the real Lord V

6: 30 pm Lord Vile: You're making no sense, rebel upstart!

6: 31 pm Skully P: Voldehmort, duh!

6: 32 pm Fletcher Renn: Voldahmort owns yo' ass!

6: 32 pm Erskine Ravel: Yeah Vile, who're you without the killing curse? Nobody, that's who! So just run away now outta our hood before we really show you the force we can bring

6: 34 pm Lord Vile: Goodbye.

Lord Vile is offline

6: 35 pm Skully P: Come back and have a proper bustup! Where'd he go?

6: 36 pm Fletcher Renn: He signed off, man

6: 38 pm Erskine Ravel: That blows!

6: 39 pm Skully P: Mate, do you ever lay off the drug metaphors?

6: 40 pm Erskine Ravel: Yo' strong enought to handle it?

6: 40 pm Ghastly Bespoke: OOOOOOOHH bitchin'

6: 41 pm Skully P: Hell yeah I am! Yo' better be at my crib in ten minutes with your homies 'cause I'm gonna be there with mine! DRUG CHUG!

6: 42 pm Erskine Ravel: Our homies are the same, man

6: 44 pm Skully P: Better be there anyway. You're gonna see some mad pills skills!

Thurid Guild has created the event Drugs Bust at Skulduggery Pleasant's house, on the 23rd of February 2011 at seven pm.

6: 47 pm Ghastly Bespoke: This won't go well...

6: 48 pm Thurid Guild: What?

6: 48 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Huh?

6: 49 pm Thurid Guild: I don't know, I just expected you to write OOOOOHH bitchin' or something...

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