Harmony-Rose Temptation - I would have an epic yo' mamma fight with you but I think you'd probably own me :L
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7: 42 am Skulduggery Pleasant Justin Bieber is the manliest man ever. He is my new God and Role Model and I give all of you permission to give my facade his hairstyle as I am a true Belieber. Justin, I love you. Always stay true to yourself!
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7: 58 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Wait! No! That wasn't me! What do you call hacking like that? Frape? It was frape!
8: 00 am Valkyrie Cain: Skulduggery, how can you lie like that? I thought you were a 'true Belieber'?
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8: 01 am Skulduggery Pleasant: I'm telling you, someone hacked my facebook!
8: 03 am Fletcher Renn: I'm so glad you're coming out the closet, Skulduggery. I always knew there was something about you - we're all so proud you're finally admitting your homosexuality!
8: 04 am Skulduggery Pleasant: I once had a nightmare exactly like this.
8: 19 am Ghastly Bespoke dreads the day his status will read 'just been sexually molested by my best friend' :L
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8: 22 am Amara Calla: Tanith, why would you like this? We're talking about Skulduggery attacking your boyfriend!
8: 24 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Tanith's biggest fantasy is of me and Ghastly having 'happy time.' :L
8: 25 am Tanith Low: I'm declining to comment.
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8: 15 am Tanith Low: That's going on my quotations now!
Tanith Low has edited her Quotations
'Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'
'If I don't get my hairgel in five minutes, I will explode. Literally, I'll explode.' - Fletcher
'Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.' - J.K. Rowling
'I am a true Belieber' - Skulduggery Pleasant
8: 19 am Skulduggery Pleasant: That's it! I'm calling a Sanctuary meeting about the Dunblaine case in an hour, just stop with all of this!
Skulduggery Pleasant is offline
Skulduggery Pleasant is online
8: 26 am Skulduggery Pleasant I am a woman oh yes I am a woman how I love being a woman
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8: 32 am Valkyrie Cain: Whoever is hacking Skul and writing these, it's official: I love you.
8: 33 am Leo DiCaprio: So if Skulduggery just came out as gay, and now he's saying he's a woman, does this mean he's actually straight? Or a lesbian? #Mindception
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8: 35 am Ghastly Bespoke: We all better go to the Sanctuary if we want to get there in time
8: 38 am Tanith Low: Who's betting Skul tries to rap either Can't Touch This or Ice Ice Baby today?
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1: 12 pm Fletcher Renn: Lunch break thank God, I walked into the guys bathroom and my hair wasn't even touching the roof. Emergency gel application needed.
1: 14 pm Ghastly Bespoke posted on Skulduggery Pleasant's Wall
So. What's it like being a woman?
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1: 15 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I am staying off facebook as I am scared what will be posted next...
Skulduggery Pleasant is offline
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1: 31 pm Skulduggery Pleasant What people don't realise about me is that I'm very sensitive. I like flowers and nature and handbags and pretty things. I wish we could all eat cakes full of rainbows and love each other, because we are all sexy beautiful beasts.
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1: 35 pm China Sorrows: Amen.
1: 43 pm Skulduggery Pleasant ALL RIGHT. WHO CUT MY HAIR TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER'S?
1: 45 pm Tanith Low: Well, you did give us permission.
5: 11 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Freddie Mercury was my long lost twin, his songs describe exactly how I feel - Fat Bottom Girls, you make the rockin' world go round! (8)
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5: 13 pm Anton Shudder: So Skul digs fat chicks?
5: 15 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I prefer the term 'with some junk in that trunk' ;)
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5: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: There's no point in saying these above comments weren't made by me, is there?
5: 41 pm Ghastly Bespoke: None at all.
5: 46 pm Fletcher Renn: Skulduggery, I think you might have to face the fact that your fraper is way funnier than you.
5: 28 pm PM message: Solomown Wreath to Thurid Guild and Kenspeckle Grouse
Do you think Skulduggery's ever going to find out it was us who hacked him?
5: 20 pm PM message: Thurid Guild to Solomown Wreath and Kenspeckle Grouse
Well anyone could hack him with a password like 'I'm a ghetto boi'...
5: 21 pm PM message: Kenspeckle Grouse to Solomown Wreath and Thurid Guild
I TOLD you it was a good plan!
6: 35 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Had a surprisingly great time shaking out at the club - these Pilates sessions really worked. Back to Valkyrie's for Disney movies!
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6: 37 pm Erskine Ravel: Fraped again, my friend!
6: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: No - it was really me this time!
6: 41 pm Erskine Ravel: ...Oh.