Ok, it was Tariana, Amara and I with the help of Crux AND Solomown that fraped him! Ta-da! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've just been really busy :L
I got this idea off a Glee fanfic chapter I read a while back. Anyway, enjoy!
8: 21 pm Tanith Low hopes this will be the best Christmas ever!
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8: 28 pm Valkyrie Cain is getting ready for Tanith Low's Christmas party with the her, and can't wait to meet her great boyfriend Skulduggery Pleasant at it!
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8: 43 pm Fletcher Renn Xmas party tonight, hope to see Valkyrie Cain, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke, Leo DiCaprio and everyone else there!
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8: 56 pm Ghastly Bespoke knows the party tonight will be great! Just like Christmas morning opening presents with my friends will be...is that a shoebox I see under the tree? ;)
8: 58 pm Tanith Low: You'll find out tomorrow ;)
9: 00 pm Ghastly Bespoke: I look forward to it, and tonight. I bet you're looking amazing!
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9: 02 pm Skulduggery Pleasant is setting off to Tanith Low's with high expectations of the night! Her mince pies are second to none!
9: 03 pm Fletcher Renn: Is that a double entendre? ;)
9: 04 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: No.
9: 08 pm Tanith Low Remember everyone, phones and laptops are to be switched off until midnight at the party, so say goodbye to skulbook for now!
12: 00 am Valkyrie Cain: Merry Christmas everyone!
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12: 03 am Skulduggery Pleasant Making my way over to my girlfriend with some mistletoe...I am so smooth!
12: 05 am Leo DiCaprio: No, you're really not...
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8: 43 am Ghastly Bespoke Currently unwrapping presents with Tanith Low, Anton Shudder, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn and it IS a shoebox! Oh, the joys of Christmas morning!
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8: 54 am Erskine Ravel: What did you give the others?
8: 55 am Ghastly Bespoke: Valkyrie and Fletcher got clothes, Tanith got earrings and Skulduggery got a Black Ops disk!
8: 55 am Anton Shudder: The girl's presents are pretty crap but Skulduggery got Black Ops, lucky bastard! Wanna have a game at mine later?
8: 58 am Ghastly Bespoke: Too late, Fletcher broke the disk.
9: 01 am Anton Shudder: -.-
I'm coming over.
9: 03 am Erskine Ravel: How'd he do it?
9: 04 am Ghastly Besopke: He ate it thinking it was a doughnut.
9: 04 am Erskine Ravel: Oh my...
7: 26 pm Skulduggery Pleasant feels a lot better after punching the daylights out of a certain blonde brainless Teleporter. Roll on Christmas dinner!
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7: 31 pm Fletcher Renn: Everything's so sore...I think you gave me brain damage :'(
7: 34 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: In order to do that you would have needed a brain in the first place.
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7: 36 pm Ghastly Bespoke: LMAO
7: 38 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I think you should stay off the wine, my friend
7: 40 pm Ghastly Bespoke: *giggles*
8: 23 pm Tanith Low: OMG OMG OMG Valduggery are getting married! EEEEEEEEEEE! My best friend and the dead guy are engaged!
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8: 24 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Give me the deets like, NOW.
8: 27 pm Caelan Shadows: Does this mean Valkyrie is knocked up?
8: 29 pm Valkyrie Cain: Whut?
8: 31 pm Finbar Wrong: Great use of language Valkyrie!
8: 33 pm Valkyrie Cain: Thanks Finbar :)
8: 34 pm Valkyrie Cain: But really guys Skul and I aren't engaged!
8: 36 pm Tanith Low: But I totally saw a ring in Skulduggery's pocket!
8: 38 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Crap :L
8: 39 pm Valkyrie Cain: Skulduggery?
8: 45 pm Tanith Low: Hello?
8: 47 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Tanith...
8: 47 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: ...that was a haribo ring.
8: 49 pm Tanith Low: Ah.
8: 52 pm Finbar Wrong: Epic fail.
8: 57 pm Tanith Low apologizes to Valkyrie Cain and Skulduggery Pleasant for misinforming everyone about their 'engagement'.
9: 03 pm Fletcher Renn: Does this mean I can't wear my bridesmaid's dress? :'(
9: 05 pm Tanith Low: TMI, really.
9: 08 pm Tanith Low: Guys guys guys something's happening!
9: 10 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Well spill it half of Ireland's waiting!
9: 12 pm Tanith Low: Ghastly and Skul were talking about the ring then Val came over and asked about it and Skul got all PMSing and stormed out! It's like 90210, but we're not as hot.
9: 14 pm Finbar Wrong: Speak for yourself hunny.
My ass is the hottest thing seen since Guild's strip poker night.
9: 15 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Finbar that gender-bender comment of yours totally confused me, but what's going on Tanith?
9: 20 pm Tanith Low: Valkyrie's upstairs and Skulduggery's outsi no, he's just come in again and is going upstairs! What do I do?
9: 20 pm Solomown Wreath: You go and follow him you leatherette ignoramus.
9: 22 pm Fletcher Renn: Is ignoramus a hippo? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I've ridden on him...
9: 24 pm Tanith Low: Ok I'm upstairs. Skulduggery's just knocked on Val's door. Guys, I don't feel right doing this!
9: 24 pm Caelan Shadows: Please you're not paedoing, just perving
9: 24 pm Fletcher Renn: You would know the difference, stalker!
9: 25 pm Caelan Shadows: I never denied it
9: 25 pm Tanith Low: Well it's not comfortable!
9: 25 pm Fletcher Renn: What's not comfortable? Are they having sex against the doorframe?
9: 26 pm Tanith Low: No, perverted child, I don't feel comfortable listening in!
9: 26 pm Thurid Guild: You better update what's happening Low, the whole of the Sanctuary are on their phones and computers tuning into this drama
9: 26 pm Tanith Low: Fine, but the skulbook app on my phone is really bad, hang on
9: 27 pm Tanith Low: Skul - Hey
Val - Hey
9: 27 pm China Sorrows: Well this is scintillating, isn't it? *eye roll*
9: 27 pm Fletcher Renn: You go and take your scinlating
scafflaing
skinlatting
go take your big words somewhere else!
9: 27 pm China Sorrows: Good idea, I'll make myself a cheese toastie
China Sorrows is offline
9: 28 pm Fletcher Renn: How can she go away? This situation is bigger than my hair!
9: 28 pm Leo DiCaprio: SHUT IT!
9: 29 pm Tanith Low: Skul - Why are you looking at me the way Ghastly looks at un-shone loafers?
Val - Why the hell were you talking about a ring?
Skul - I've got something to tell you.
9: 29 pm Anton Shudder: Is Skulduggery getting in touch with his feminine side? Please don't say he's gonna give her a crappy girly speech :L
9: 29 pm Fletcher Renn: I'm getting popcorn for me and Ghastly and Anton don't post too much!
9: 30 pm Tanith Low: Skul - Valkyrie, when I see you I feel like the luckiest guy ever
Val - Mmmm?
Skul - You're like a spotlight, lighting something up inside me
9: 30 pm Finbar Wrong: Did he realise how porn star that sounded?
9: 30 pm Tanith Low: He's saying something else!
Skul - Whenever I look at you, it's like life means something again.
9: 31 pm Anton Shudder: This blows.
9: 31 pm Tanith Low: Anton, you, Ghastly and Fletcher are downstairs why don't you come up?
9: 31 pm Anton Shudder: There's popcorn here
9: 31 pm Fletcher Renn: It's like watching a movie but on skulbook!
9: 31 pm Tanith Low: K, more speaking
Skul - I get butterflies whenever you walk past, and I just want to smile on the time I'm like the Joker but not uglyd
9: 31 pm Anton Shudder: I'm gonna have to start calling him Skulessa :L
9: 32 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Dammit he's not sticking to the script!
9: 32 pm Veevee Scapegrace: You wrote a script for him to read to Valkyrie?
9: 32 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Yeah, you know how crap he is at speeches. Now carry on Tanith!
9: 33 pm Tanith Low: Skul - Anyway I was striding round Dublin being awesome as usual
Val - Yeah, right
Skul - And I was in this jewellrey shop so I could buy Fletcher the necklace he wanted for Christmas. Anyway I was waiting for them to fix the pink beads onto it and then I saw tons of rings on the shelf. They were all great but I saw this one in the middle and I just thought of you. It was all sparkly and everything in the light, and it was beautiful and hard on the outside but the inside threw all these pretty rainbows so it had a soft centre, so it's just like you. Now I've taken way too much wine right now so I probably sound like a doofus, but when I bought the ring and thought of giving it to you, just as a present, it made me feel happy. And whenever I think of that, it makes me a little bit happier. So it's like I'm carrying this secret talisman around with me waiting to give it to you, because one day I know you're gonna be called Valkyrie Pleasant, and that day will be the happiest of my life. I totally love you Valkyrie, and even if I don't give you the ring right now - cause it's not romantic with Fletcher demanding piggybacks every 5 seconds - I want you to know that. When we're walking down the street I'm proud to say 'that's my girl'. Cause you're my girl Valkyrie, and I'm never gonna stop loving you ever.
9: 34 pm Anton Shudder: What a prat, he's a fucking girl! Lamest thing ever!
9: 34 pm Fletcher Renn: Anton, you're sitting next to me and totally crying. You want a tissue?
9: 34 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: D'awww that's so sweet!
9: 34 pm Clarabelle Beam: That was a very pretty speech Skulduggery!
9: 34 pm Finbar Wrong: Fuck me, that was one of the nicest things ever...
9: 35 pm Thurid Guild: The entire Sanctuary is 'awwwing'. I hope you're happy.
9: 35 pm China Sorrows: What are they saying now?
9: 37 pm Tanith Low: Skul - Your lips taste really nice, mmm, God you're hot, you're so so hot
Um ok didn't mean that :L
Going downstairs now, my hands need a break from the typing
9: 38 pm Erskine Ravel: Thankyou Tanith, you gave us all the best christmas gift ever.
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9: 38 pm Anton Shudder: NO! What's happening? Is her top off yet?
9: 41 pm Tanith Low is lying in her amazing boyfriend's arms while Valduggery make out upstairs and Anton Shudder strangles Fletcher Renn with tinsel. What a day. Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
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11: 05 pm Skulduggery Pleasant YOU SPIED ON US?
11: 08 pm Tanith Low: YOU HAD SEX IN MY ROOM?