Thankyou They cant take all of me, Harmony-Rose Temptation, Onyx Sprita, Oh well this name was taken, Rubaline, Tariana, Mademise and blackbloodbaby, Rose Blaze-Lady Of Fire, HallelujahTheCreator and Evelina A (love your name!) for your epic reviews! I'm really glad you've liked it so far :)
About half the convos in this chapter are ones me and my friends have on facebook so these things can happen in real life...
7: 32 pm Antceratops Shudder: Whatta party last week guys! Same tonight?
7: 39 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: I can't, Valkyrie and I have a date
7: 42 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Same, but with Tanith
7: 45 pm Fletchasaurus Rex: I'll party with you Shudder! Dublin won't know what hit it! :D
7: 46 pm Antceratops Shudder: Ah Fletcher you're such a...Fletcher! -.-
Antceratops Shudder has created the page 'Dude, she just called you a Fletcher!' 'Hell no, hold my hairgel!'
Valkyrie Cain, Finbar Wrong, Caelan Shadows and two hundred and six others like the page 'Dude, she just called you a Fletcher!' 'Hell no, hold my hairgel!'
Madam Mist, Leo DiCaprio, Kenspeckle Grouse and one hundred and thirty nine others like the page 'Man, he just called you a Skulduggery!' 'Hell no, hold my ego!'
Amara Calla, Antceratops Shudder and Solomown Wreath like the page 'Hey, he just called you a Tanith!' 'Hell no, hold my leathers!'
Ghastly Bespoke, Cassandra Pharos, Tanith Low and four hundred and ninety eight others like the page 'Dude, she just called you a Necromancer!' 'Hell no, hold my emoness!'
7: 57 pm Solomown Wreath: Fail -.-
8: 34 pm Tanith Low is glad all these likes have stopped so now she can concentrate on the latest episode of Glee with Valkyrie Cain, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Amara Calla and Reia Kellyn ;D
8: 37 pm Valkyrie Cain: Finn is adorable!
8: 42 pm Tanith Low: But Puck is just...nnnnyaaahhh...;)
9: 06 pm Reia Kellyn posted on Tariana Ravelicious Grace's Wall
Keia 3
9: 06 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: No! MINEE
9: 07 pm Reia Kellyn: Kurt/Reia is way better than Kurt/Tariana! Kariana sounds terrible!
9: 08 pm Tariana Ravelicous Grace: Oh HELL NO you didn't just say that!
9: 08 pm Reia Kellyn: ;)
9: 08 pm Reia Kellyn: Amara, what do you think?
9: 10 pm Amara Calla: I'm keeping out of this. Blainemara is the ship I'm sticking to
9: 11 pm Reia Kellyn: I'm still grieving over my loss of Blaine to you :'(
9: 12 pm Amara Calla: Well, you and Tariana got Kurt...
9: 13 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace Best ship ever - Keiariana!
9: 15 pm Reia Kellyn: Kurt/Reia/Tariana - I likey ;)
9: 18 pm Tanith Low: So we have Keiariana, Blainemara, Finnkyrie and Tuck...this is AWESOME.
9: 17 pm Erskine Ravel: :O
9: 24 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
Subject: URGENT NEWS ON OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND THE FRAGILITY OF OUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM, DAMN THOSE GLEE BASTARDS!
Skulduggery. Ghastly. Anton. Shemale. It has come to my attention that our girlfriends seem to be fixated with the characters of a certain musical television show - Glee. Our women have developed crushes on their well-kept hair, superb dance moves and dreamy vocals. I was willing to overlook this. But tonight, something dreadful happened.
THEY MADE UP SHIP NAMES.
That's right. They no longer referred to Erskariana, Valduggery or Ghanith. Instead, Keiariana, Finnkyrie, Tuck and Blainemara polluted the comments of this hallowed social network. Something must be done, or we risk losing our girlfriends to the smooth tones of these admittedly pretty-boy crooners.
9: 28 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke and Antceratops Shudder
Who's the shemale? :/
9: 29 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
Ravel, I doubt the girls will leave us because they fancy some characters on a show. And Fletcher and Anton aren't dating Amara or Reia, are they?
9: 30 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
You don't know how bad it's got. And I know they aren't dating them but they flirt with them all the time. They're our friends and therefore should be cured of their Gleekness too.
9: 32 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
What plan did you have in mind?
9: 35 pm PM message: Erskine Ravel to Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
Well, you know that Social Interview quiz, where you answer questions about people? Well, we make the girls jealous!
9: 37 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant and Fletcher Renn
Why do I have the feeling this is a bad idea?
9: 53 pm Fletcher Renn answered a question on Social Interview: Do You Fancy Skulduggery Pleasant?
Yeah deffo he's the bomb!
9: 53 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Omg...same!
9: 54 pm China Sorrows: I knew it Fletcher :L
9: 54 pm Fletcher Renn: He's just lush!
9: 55 pm Erskine Ravel: You can all go on about wanting him when at the end of the day he is mine :)
9: 56 pm Fletcher Renn: We all know he's mine but sometimes I share him with Ghastly ;)
9: 57 pm China Sorrows: I've always wanted a gay friend :}
9: 58 pm Fletcher Renn: Hey I'm not gay I'm sexually awesome and so is Skulduggery!
9: 59 pm China Sorrows: That's what they all say...
9: 59 pm Antceratops Shudder: Fletcher how could you I thought what we had was special!
10: 00 pm China Sorrows: Looks like you've been caught, Fletcher
10: 01 pm Fletcher Renn: No I love Anton to bits although Finbar's been looking pretty hot atm!
10: 03 pm Antceratops Shudder: I can't believe you did this to us -.-
10: 04 pm Erskine Ravel: I always thought you and Skulduggery would make a cute couple ;D
10: 05 pm Fletcher Renn: Well he was always up there after me and Anton haha :P
10: 06 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Look at you making your way through the group ;)
10: 09 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant and Fletcher Renn
They aren't noticing this, are they? :L
10: 10 pm PM message: Skulduggery Pleasant to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
Nope
10: 12 pm PM message: Fletcher Renn to Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke and Antceratops Shudder
Maybe we should show them how much we rate them?
10: 14 pm PM message: Ghastly Bespoke to Erskine Ravel, Skulduggery Pleasant, Antceratops Shudder and Fletcher Renn
You might have something there Fletcher. Everyone, come over to mine.
11: 08 pm Ghastly Bespoke has created the photo album For Our Girlfriends
11: 15 pm Ghastly Bespoke has uploaded six pictures to his photo album For Our Girlfriends
11: 17 pm Ghastly Bespoke has tagged Antceratops Shudder, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn, Skulduggery Pleasant and himself in his photo album For Our Girlfriends
11: 23 pm Tanith Low: What are you guys doing?
11: 24 pm Valkyrie Cain: They're having a BGNI - Big Gay Night In
China Sorrows, Thurid Guild, Tanith Low and sixteen others like this
11: 27 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: No, we're singing kareoke!
11: 29 pm Fletcher Renn: For all of you!
11: 34 pm Ghastly Bespoke has uploaded the video For Our Girlfriends
11: 37 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Each song we sing in the video is dedicated to you 3
11: 39 pm Tanith Low: Oh...Ghastly...
11: 42 pm Finbar Wrong: Whut? My computer's up the dong dang and won't let me play the video, man! What songs do they sing?
11: 45 pm Reia Kellyn: 1. Somebody To Love 2. No Gettin' Over You 3. Rude Boy (I have a feeling that was Fletcher's idea) 4. Feeling Good 5. Hips Don't Lie (Anton's idea this time) 6. Halo 7. Silly Love Songs :')
11: 47 pm Valkyrie Cain: Guys, that was adorable!
11: 50 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: Aw Ravel!
11: 53 pm Amara Calla: Do you wanna meet up with us? We're at Shenanigans :)
11: 57 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Erskine Ravel, Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant and Fletcher Renn
SCORE!
12: 22 am Skulduggery Pleasant, Antceratops Shudder, Fletcher Renn, Ghastly Bespoke and Erskine Ravel checked in at Shenanigans
1: 08 am Valkyrie Cain Can't believe this.
1: 14 am Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: What?
1: 18 am Amara Calla: When the guys got here they were dead happy and talking about 'saving us from the evils of these smirking autotuned he-devils', whatever that means. They then got drunk and are now so convinced they are amazing singers, they have taken over the DJ booth and are now doing the Singin' In The Rain/Umbrella mashup :L Tanith, Val, Reia, Tariana and I have nothing to do -.-
1: 24 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: It's TORTURE :(
1: 36 am Antceratops Shudder posted on Ghastly Bespoke's Wall
Did you just hit a high C? This guycrush just got bromantic!
Ghastly Bespoke likes this
1: 38 am PM message: Tanith Low to Amara Calla, Reia Kellyn, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Valkyrie Cain
Let's go.
1: 42 am PM message: Reia Kellyn to Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Tariana Ravelicious Grace and Valkyrie Cain
Girl, I hear you. I think the Alchemy Club is doing half price on drinks?
1: 56 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn, Amara Calla, Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain checked in at Alchemy Club
1: 59 am Skulduggery Pleasant: Oops.
8: 16 am Ghastly Bespoke has the biggest hangover ever and is trying to solve it by watching...wait for it...GLEE.
8: 18 am Antceratops Shudder: I know what the girls mean...I mean, Santana is fit as!
8: 21 am Skulduggery Pleasant: That Rachel Berry can sing! And she's really good-looking.
8: 23 am Ghastly Bespoke: Quinn and Brittany :DD
8: 27 am Fletcher Renn: Kurt is SUCH a manbabe :')
8: 28 am Ghastly Bespoke: :/
8: 31 am Skulduggery Pleasant: :/
8: 31 am Antceratops Shudder: :/
8: 32 am Erskine Ravel: :/
8: 35 am Antceratops Shudder: Guys, let's run for it before Queen Fletcher tries to hit on us.
8: 41 am Tanith Low: So...you guys like Glee?
8: 44 am Ghastly Bespoke: Yup
8: 46 am Amara Calla: But we're the ones who like Glee!
8: 48 am Erskine Ravel: Well, you're just gonna have to fight us for it then ;)
8: 52 am Tanith Low: Bring it, bitch.
8: 53 am Valkyrie Cain: We're gonna waste you.
8: 54 am Antceratops Shudder: Don't Stop Believin' ;)