Oh my Kurt, I forgot to say the last chapter was my tenth! Thanks so much for everyone that's reviewed, alerted and favourited :)
For last chapter reviews I thank Rubaline, Amara (ehm, anytime next week should do, me and some friends are having our monthly AVPM-watching session ;D), Holding on by a thread, Mademise (believe me, you'll be seeing a lot more of the kinkiness of Ghanith), Roses and Sunsets, Evelina, Aurumlove7 (why thankyou xD), Tariana, Onyx, blackbloodbaby, Lily-Snape-4ever, Velix Hollow (cool name btw!) and Harmony-Rose Temptation :)
I saw the newest episode of Glee ( Born This Way xD)! Possibly one of my favouritest episodes yet, all because of Kurt's extremely sexy dancing ;)
This is probably one of my longest ever chapters and definitely my longest SkulBook one, so please review and tell me what you think :)
1: 34 pm Reia Kellyn is wondering if the Gleekend should be just season one or the first half of season two as well...chocies, choices...
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1: 37 pm Valkyrie Cain: Oh, season 2 too, definitely
1: 39 pm Tanith Low: I'll tape all the episodes up to Born This Way and bring them with me :)
1:41 pm Skulduggery Pleasant So we'll have to put up with Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Ghastly Bespoke and Reia Kellyn fangirling over Kurt, Amara Calla attempting to kidnap Blaine, Tanith Low and Erskine Ravel singing all the songs badly, Fletcher Renn eating too much and vomiting and myself, Antceratops Shudder and Valkyrie Cain clearing up after everyone :L
1: 45 pm Antceratops Shudder: Speak for yourself man, I'm sitting with my blowup Santana doll for the whole of the night!
1: 48 pm Valkyrie Cain: Wait...if you're with us all of tonight and tomorrow then who's looking after the Midnight Hotel...?
1: 49 pm Antceratops Shudder: I've got it covered.
1: 52 pm PM message: Veevee Scapegrace to Antceratops Shudder
I seem to have lost the keys to the front door :/
1: 55 pm PM message: Antceratops Shudder to Veevee Scapegrace
...
1: 58 pm Antceratops Shudder Sorry to my crew, but I can't go to the Gleekend, on account of the fear that my hotel will burn down.
1: 59 pm Ghastly Bespoke: What? You have to come!
1: 59 pm Tanith Low: It won't be the same without all of us :(
2: 02 pm Amara Calla: Well, how about we hold the Gleekend in the Midnight Hotel?
2: 03 pm Reia Kellyn: I could bring all the dvds round :)
2: 05 pm Antceratops Shudder: Guys, you are the bomb. We're having the Gleekend at the Midnight Hotel.
2: 07 pm Erskine Ravel: Well this can only lead to diasaster and hilarity!
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2: 12 pm Reia Kellyn changed the name of the page Gleekend at Reia Kellyn's to Gleekend at the Midnight Hotel
2: 28 pm Tanith Low, Amara Calla, Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant, Ghastly Bespoke, Reia Kellyn, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Erskine Ravel and Fletcher Renn checked in at the Midnight Hotel
2: 34 pm Tanith Low Let the Anton Shudder Hotel Party Train Wreck Extravaganza begin ;)
2: 36 pm Thurid Guild: You do realise you have work on Monday.
2: 39 pm Finbar Wrong: Tanith, you just got pwned.
2: 41 pm Thurid Guild: Boom.
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2: 45 pm Thurid Guild: It looks like I'm even more popular on here than I am on Twitter and that's saying something, as I have six hundred followers
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8: 08 pm Valkyrie Cain: Having the time of my life! I love the Gleekend :')
8: 11 pm Tanith Low: I'm so creating a Question on which Glee episode is your favourite!
8: 16 pm Erskine Ravel: How awesome would it be if the Glee cast came here and watched the dvds with us?
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8: 21 pm Kurt Hummel: Gleekend? I wanna come!
8: 22 pm Erskine Ravel OHMYGOD.
8: 22 pm Ghastly Bespoke OHMYGOD.
8: 22 pm Valkyrie Cain OHMYGOD.
8: 23 pm Tanith Low OHMYGOD.
8: 23 pm Fletcher Renn OHMYGOD.
8: 23 pm Skulduggery Pleasant OHMYGOD.
8: 24 pm Reia Kellyn OHMYGOD.
8: 24 pm Amara Calla OHMYGOD.
8: 24 pm Antceratops Shudder: OHMYGOD.
8: 24 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace OHMYGOD.
8: 25 pm China Sorrows: Valkyrie and Fletcher haven't broken up again, have they? :L
8: 25 pm Valkyrie Cain: No, you know I'm with Skulduggery now.
8: 26 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: It was the Babe himself!
8: 27 pm Reia Kellyn: And he spoke such beautiful, beautiful words :')
8: 27 pm China Sorrows: What words?
8: 28 pm Amara Calla: 'Gleekend? I wanna come!' :DDD
8: 29 pm China Sorrows: Are you telling me that the person you constantly refer to as The Babe, aka Kurt Hummel, commented on your status saying he wants to attend your Geekend?
8: 30 pm Antceratops Shudder: Not funny -.- It's the Gleekend.
8: 31 pm China Sorrows: Whatevs.
8: 31 pm Antceratops Shudder: Oh hell to the no! You did not just modern-slang me!
8: 32 pm Reia Kellyn: This isn't changing the fact that ungfjjjaj
8: 33 pm China Sorrows: ? Last time I checked - which is quite often - ungfjjjaj wasn't in the dictionary.
8: 39 pm China Sorrows: Hello?
8: 43 pm Solomown Wreath posted on Skulduggery Pleasant's Wall
Are any of the Gleekenders alive?
8: 46 pm Veevee Scapegrace: Helloooooo...
8: 47 pm Solomown Wreath: Something must have happened, I mean when aren't they on facebook?
8: 47 pm Caelan Shadows: None of them are online, and there's no-one picking up the phones at the hotel :L
8: 50 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: They're probably dead.
10: 43 pm Tariana Ravelicous Grace They appeared in a glorious ray of light...
10: 45 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Nope, abducted by aliens.
10:47 pm Tanith Low: It wasn't quite like that, Tariana. They were Teleported, remember? ;)
10: 49 pm Veevee Scapegrace: I am extremely confused.
10: 50 pm Solomown Wreath: What's new with that?
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10: 52 pm Antceratops Shudder: Here's what happened - everyone was freaking out over Kurt commenting on Erskine's status, and then Fletcher remembered he and Kurt met in a strip club in America.
10: 53 pm Finbar Wrong: Strip club? Whut?
10: 54 pm Fletcher Renn: It was the darkest time of my life, I don't like mentioning it.
10: 55 pm Antceratops Shudder: So he texted Kurt, Teleported to Ohio, met up with him and the other kids in the glee club and they all liked the sound of the Gleekend so he Teleported them all over here, and everyone was screaming and shit, and Reia and Tariana fainted and stuff...but then we sat down and watched the dvds and we've all just recovered.
10: 58 pm Tariana Ravelicous Grace: !
10: 59 pm Reia Kellyn: They're here. They're here. They're here. They're here. They're here. They're here. They're also here.
11: 01 pm Antceratops Shudder: Well, almost everyone's recovered.
11: 02 pm Reia Kellyn: It's not possible for The Babes to be even more supermegafoxyawesomehot in real life, but they are. THEY ARE. It doesn't even make sense!
11: 04 pm Tariana Grace: Anton, come over here! We need our pictures taken!
11: 06 pm Tanith Low posted on Brittany S Pierce's Wall
We're both blonde, hot and amazing dancers...this is the start of a beautiful friendship :P
11: 07 pm Brittany S Pierce: YAY! :D We can be besties, like me and Santana and my cat!
11: 07 pm Tanith Low: I'll pretend I understood that.
11: 09 pm Antceratops Shudder posted on Puck Puckerman's Wall
Dude, we're both the badasses of our group, and our arms bring all the girls to the yard. FIST BUMP ME, BRO!
11: 12 pm Puck Puckerman: FIST BUMP! Come the hell on, we're raiding the drinks cabinet!
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11: 14 pm Antceratops Shudder: Can I like this more than once?
11: 21 pm Erskine Ravel Other than Antceratops Shudder, my best mate is Finn Hudson ;) We freaking rock!
11: 23 pm Fin Hudson: If we hurry, we can totally beat Puck and Anton to the drinks cabinet...
11: 28 pm Fletcher Renn is surrounded by hot babes :DD
11: 29 pm Quinn Fabray: ;)
11: 30 pm Tina Cohen-Chang: ;)
11: 30 pm Mercedes Jones: ;)
11: 32 pm Valkyrie Cain loves how much her and Rachel Berry have in common :}
11: 36 pm Rachel Berry: We're both amazingly talented brunettes, we're extremely attractive and also lead our groups? High five!
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11: 44 pm Skulduggery Pleasant is having a dance off with a certain Mike Chang! We got mooooves!
11: 46 pm Mike Chang: You rocked that back handspring! But it's still kinda weird how you have no skin...
11: 51 pm Ghastly Bespoke Having the best time of his life drinking with Sam Troutymouth Evans and Artie Abrams :)
11: 54 pm Sam Troutymouth Evans: Yeah, we all have things we don't like about ourselves. I've got a huge mouth, you have scars, and Artie...
11: 56 pm Artie Abrams: I have too much swag for my own good :(
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12: 06 am Antceratops Shudder just walked in on Santana Lopez changing! Score!
12: 09 am Santana Lopez: I could have been naked, McPervyson!
12: 11 am Antceratops Shudder: We're all naked under our clothes, babe ;)
12: 13 am Santana Lopez: *smirks*
12: 32 am Erskine Ravel: Bloody fucking shit! How does he do that?
12: 34 am Skulduggery Pleasant Wow, Antceratops Shudder got Santana Lopez into bed within two hours of meeting her. That's got to be a record.
12: 35 am William Schuester: Safe sex remember, safe sex
12: 38 am Fletcher Renn: Anton, you are a beast xD
12: 39 am Erskine Ravel posted on Brittany S Pierce's Wall
So if Santana and Anton can get together...;)
12: 41 am Brittany Pierce: Can't Touch This.
12: 45 am Erskine Ravel: Dammit!
12: 46 am William Schuester: Guys, I hope you're not doing anything you'll regret...
12: 48 am Kurt Hummel posted on Blaine Anderson's Wall
Are you as scared as I am?
12: 49 am Blaine Anderson: More :o
12: 51 am Kurt Hummel: Where did they even get the engagement rings from?
12: 53 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Reia Kellyn and Amara Calla are engaged to Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson
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12: 58 am Kurt Hummel: How did you get onto my facebook to agree to the engagement?
12: 58 am Reia Kellyn: We've been stalking you for years, bb. We know a lot.
12: 59 am Burt Hummel: Wait...I thought you were gay, Kurt?
1: 01 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: OMFG, Papa Bear Hummel FTW!
1: 03 am Burt Hummel: Um, alright
1: 04 am Kurt Hummel: Dad! They facebook engaged me! They put my Mac Jacobs jacket on their shrine and I think they may have smothered Blaine with their love!
Burt Hummel is offline
1: 05 am Kurt Hummel: Thanks, dad...you four up for using the kareoke machine?
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1: 06 am Puck Puckerman This party freakin' ROCKS!
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1: 09 am Antceratops Shudder is seriously impressed at how Santana Lopez can put her legs behind her head!
1: 11 am Santana Lopez: What can I say? I'm super bendible ;)
1: 12 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: LOPEZ! -.-
1: 14 am Brittany S Pierce: She's not the only one! :DD
1: 14 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: Brittany, don't encourage her, I will have to sprinkle your Cheerio uniform with itching powder for punishment.
1: 16 am Tina Cohen-Chang: Don't pay attention to the mad cheerleading coach...because in fact, we're all extremely bendy...
1: 13 am Antceratops Shudder: Rawr ;)
1: 15 am Artie Abrams: RAWR ;D
1: 15 am Finn Hudson: RAWRR!
1: 17 am Fletcher Renn: RAWWRRR! XDD
1: 18 am Valkyrie Cain: Oh, not this again...
1: 19 am Quinn Fabray: Who's doing the roaring? :L
1: 21 am Puck Puckerman: Only the sexy people ;)
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1: 23 am Skulduggery Pleasant: It's the universal call of bro's.
1: 24 am Caelan Shadows: I might be reading this wrong, but does all these 'rawrs' and flirty comments mean the Midnight Hotel has been turned into some sort of group orgy?
1: 25 am Tanith Low: Well, yes
1: 27 am Puck Puckerman: So Tan and Ghastly think they have something on me and Quinn? HA! I bet they can't sex it up nearly as much as we can!
1: 28 am Ghastly Bespoke: Challenge - accepted ;)
1: 30 am Skulduggery Pleasant So, this is the status of tonight's affairs - Reia Kellyn, Amara Calla, Tariana Ravelicous Grace singing with their fiances Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, Ghanith and Quick trying to find available bedrooms, Santana Lopez + Antceratops Shudder and Tina Cohen-Chang + Mike Chang madly making out, Rachel Berry licking Finn Hudson's face, Fletcher Renn headbanging to MCR and Valkyrie Cain, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, Erskine Ravel, Artie Abrams and Sam Troutymouth Evans playing strip poker...
1: 31 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: :O
1: 34 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: You children truly are sexually depraved, and I don't know why - look at what you have for a club director, one look at his abnormally dimpled chin would cause anyone to swear to celibacy
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1: 36 am Thurid Guild: A biting response if there ever was one! (As my employees, I would expect much better behaviour from most of you. Your lust sadly knows no bounds.)
1: 38 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: Thank you. I often feel my insults are under-appreciated.
1: 39 am Thurid Guild: Never! Your put-downs are hilariously witty, bravo.
1: 42 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: Despite my best attempts, I am charmed by you.
1: 45 am Thurid Guild: I have a wife...
1: 48 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: I have a security collar, doesn't mean I can't have fun.
1: 49 am Thurid Guild: Point taken. Call me.
1: 50 am Mercedes Jones: Guildvester, kill me now
1: 53 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: Have you seen my name? That's what I'm going to be bringing down on you glee kids. HORROR.
1: 56 am Thurid Guild: I am completely turned on right now.
1: 58 am Sam Troutymouth Evans: Coach Sylvester, you HAVE just brought horror down on us ^
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2: 08 am Will Schuester: Kids, you better come home right now, I don't know where you are, why you seem to be getting naked with one another or who you're with but I have just found the most boss Journey song to sing at Nationalsand it needs to be practiced ASAP!
2: 11 am Artie Abrams: Well, we better get back to Ohio :(
2: 13 am Mercedes Jones: Hell to the naw, we just got here!
2: 14 am Valkyrie Cain: Artie's right, besides Fletcher can Teleport you over whenever :}
2: 15 am Mike Chang: I suppose :(
2: 17 am Antceratops Shudder posted on Santana Lopez's Wall
Don't be a stranger now...
2: 17 am Santana Lopez: Wouldn't dream of it. You're like, the finest hotel owner ever. Breadstix next week?
2: 18 am Antceratops Shudder: Count me in ;)
2: 18 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: I am seriously about to burn my eyeballs out.
2: 20 am Ghastly Bespoke: *groans* I swear, you two almost beat me and Tanith in the kinky stakes.
2: 21 am Antceratops Shudder: Screw that, me and San owned you!
2: 23 am Burt Hummel: Kurt, I hope you, Blaine and these girls haven't been acting like this...
2: 23 am Kurt Hummel: No promises.
2: 24 am Reia Kellyn: Klaine sexytimes, WIN! ;D
2: 23 am Puck Puckerman: It's pretty clear Q and I are the shizz, but you guys put up a good fight. Anton, you got my mobile number?
2: 23 am Antceratops Shudder: Of course, dude. You're my brother from another mother. Black OPs night when we're next free - you, me, and the boissh?
2: 24 am Puck Puckerman: Sure thang, bro!
2: 27 am Tanith Low has a girl's night sorted out with Valkyrie Cain, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, Reia Kellyn, Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Amara Calla, Quinn Fabray, Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones :)
2: 29 am Rachel Berry: It is fantastic that we are meeting up, but we really have to go!
2: 30 am Finn Husdson: See ya, guys
2: 31 am Brittany Pierce: Byeeee xxx
2: 32 am Artie Abrams: Later, white people.
2: 34 am Erskine Ravel: Damn, that boy has swag!
2: 34 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace posted on Kurt Hummel's Wall
So I suppose you and Blaine will be wanting to un-engage us on facebook now? :(
2: 35 am Blaine Anderson: Well...
2: 35 am Kurt Hummel: ...let's just leave it for a while ;)
2: 36 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester: Kill me now.
2: 36 am Blaine Anderson: Maybe the five of us can catch a movie soon? (:
2: 37 am Kurt Hummel: I think they fainted.
2: 38 am Reia Kellyn: Dream. Coming. True.
2: 38 am Amara Calla: :DD
2: 39 am Kurt Hummel: I'll text you later :) xxx
2: 39 am Tariana Ravelicious Grace: HE PUT KISSES!
2: 39 am Reia Kellyn: *dies slowly in a fit of Klaineness*
2: 45 am Skulduggery Pleasant The Midnight Hotel is a wreck, but the Gleekend lives on :')
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2: 47 am Tanith Low Possibly the best night ever - Gleekend at the Midnight Hotel
2: 48 am Valkyrie Cain: The Anton Shudder Hotel Party Train Wreck Extravaganza - gone, but not forgotten.
2: 52 am Ghastly Bespoke created the page Gleekend 24/4/11 ;)
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8: 09 am Santana Lopez posted on Antceratops Shudder's Wall
Get to my bedroom, like, now ;)
8: 11 am Sue 'The Fury' Sylvester will never understand children.
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Aaaaand that was the Gleekend!
I'm pretty sure it makes no sense if you haven't watched Glee, but I had a lot of fun writing it, thankyou Tariana for all the amazingly epic ideas :)